Darkest Hour Jokes

3 darkest hour jokes and hilarious darkest hour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about darkest hour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Darkest Hour Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good darkest hour joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour

but they got it backwards, 11/9

Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....

After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"

Why does Optimus Prime's alt-mode have headlights?

*To light our darkest hour...*

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about darkest hour can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of darkest hour puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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