Darker Jokes

56 darker jokes and hilarious darker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about darker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Darker Jokes

Short darker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The darker humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
  2. Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
  3. Trouble reading white names have a hard time reading white names.
    Ideally, you should write names in black or another darker color, white just blends into the paper.
  4. After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, "Kindergarten" takes on a new, darker meaning.
  5. I was looking for more police brutality related jokes. Turns out I needed a darker sense of humor.
  6. Stacey comes into work with a darker shade of fake tan every week... But when I come in with brown face paint for black history month, I'm the racist one.
  7. What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk.
  8. There should be a game called Cop Killers... You play a cop and you get more points the darker and younger your victims are. Then again, this is a pretty dark idea so this will probably die young.
  9. Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized.
  10. New cardboard AIDS test if your skin is darker than a piece of cardboard you probably have AIDS.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about darker can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of darker puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Darker One Liners

Which darker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with darker? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. How do you make your wife scream after s**...? Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
  2. I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker.
  3. Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany
  4. The darker humor is, the better. Just like slaves.
  5. What's lighter on the top and darker on the bottom? Society.
  6. It was a dark and stormy night His horse was darker and stormier still.
  7. What's darker than black, and rhymes with evil? Don Cheadle
  8. How do wines become darker? Tannin'
  9. Fair Vs Unfair If someone is fair skinned does it imply if they are darker it's unfair?
  10. Dark humor? Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering...
  11. What is darker than a black man? His future.
  12. Do darker beers have better hops?
  13. What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields.
  14. What's the only thing darker than a black guy? His future.
  15. "The limo is broken"... Said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored

Darker Skin Jokes

Here is a list of funny darker skin jokes and even better darker skin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A boy asks his mom: "Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?" ... she says: "That was a pretty wild o**..., be glad you don't bark"

Darker Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about darker you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make darker prank.

A p**... and I kid go for an evening walk in the woods

They walk for a long time and as they get further in it gets darker and darker.
The kid gets more and more nervous the further they walk. Finally he turns to the p**... and says "Mister, we've been walking for ages. I don't know where we are and it's really dark. I'm scared."
The p**... turns to him and says "You're scared? I've got to find my way out of here on my own!"

There was a man and a little boy that went for a walk in the woods

one dark and moonless night. As they walked deeper into the woods it got darker and darker. Finally the boy said,"I'm scared." The man responded,"Your scared?! I'm the one who has to walk out of here alone!"

So there's a child m**... and a little boy walking into the woods...

They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child m**... and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child m**... looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta walk out of here alone."
Edit*: from the film Blue Valentine

The Boy and the Child m**...

So there's a little boy and a child m**... and walking into the woods and they keep walking and it's getting darker and darker and they're walking deeper and deeper into the woods and the little boy looks at the child m**... and says, "gee mister, it's scary out here" and the child m**... says, "you think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"

How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist s**.... Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

Mother has four sons joke

The older three sons are blonde with light skin. The youngest is a brunette with darker skin.
The husband is laying on his deathbed. He turns to his wife and asks "honey, I need to know... is our youngest really my son?"
The wife responds: "yes dear, of course, I swear to god with all my heart!"
Reassured, the husband then passes away peacefully. The wife huffed a breath of relief and then muttered "thank god he didn't ask about the other three"

Jack the Ripper and a lovely young lady were taking a stroll through the woods together...

as it started getting darker, the lady got closer to Jack the Ripper and said, "Stay close to me, I'm scared of the dark!" Jack replied, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone!!"

What gets easier to pick up,the darker it gets?

h**... 💃

Jokes about Google - give me your best!

e.g. Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
The darker the humour, the better...but whatever comes to mind, just drop it here!

Wanted: One Night Stand

I'm moving soon and my room is really empty and lonely. I have a bed in my room and I am looking for one night stand. I prefer black, but a darker brown will do. I would also like it to be unique, not some plain night stand you would pick up from Walmart.

Why Klu Klux k**... members are loved in the wizarding world?

Because everybody hates black magic practitioners.
(Yep I saw the joke and modified it for a darker turn.)

A kid and child m**... are walking in the woods

A kid and a child m**... are walking in the woods. As the sun is going down and it gets darker, the kod says, "It's getting kinda scary mister." He tells the kid, "I know. I'm the one that's gotta walk back alone."

Do you suffer from an addiction to water?

Can you not live without your water?
Do you try to quit, and come back to drinking water again?
Do you suffer from any of the following withdrawal symptoms when trying to quit?
* Headache?
* Fatigue?
* Dry t**...?
* Dry mouth?
* Darker u**...?
* Craving more water?
* Hunger?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, please call the water addiction hotline, 1-5-STOP-WATER.

A Couple Goes to a Chinese Restaurant...

They're feeling hungry but don't want to gorge themselves on appetizers, so when the waiter takes their initial order they ask for water and some light dumplings.
After some time, they notice that the room seems a bit darker. The waiter comes back for refills and asks How is everything?
The man replies Well, the atmosphere is nice but why isn't our appetizer here yet?
The waiter responds What appetizer? You only said you wanted the light dim sum!

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The impact of these darker jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.