Dark Twisted Jokes
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What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
My Father always said his children are his treasures.
When he buried Debbie in the backyard it took a dark twist.
Alright guys lets make a thread about the sickest most twisted dark humour joke you've ever heard.
What's the difference between a small child and a bag of c**...?
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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of c**... fall out of a window.
They say some of the best comedians in the world have dark and twisted pasts...
It's why I lose the annual comedy competition to the orphanage down the street.
A twist on a classic
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those b**..., mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
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