Dark Side Jokes
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Short dark side jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dark side humour may include short dark people jokes also.
- How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it on the dark side.
- President Donald Trump said that by 2050 US forces intend to attack the Sun if it does not stop nuclear reactions. the attack is planned at night or they will just fly from the dark side.
- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.
- Did you hear that Darth Vader's gf is really tan? He likes his women a little on the dark side.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say when he heard Anakin had joined the dark side? (shrugs)
"Well, Sith happens" - I'm getting my Darth Vader shaped mole checked out. I'm concerned because it's on the dark side.
- What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.
- If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes don't match up at all It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy
- Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall...
...and everything would be half off - What do you call knights going to the dark side? Med-evil knights
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Dark Side One Liners
Which dark side one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dark side? I can suggest the ones about dark minded and dark shadows.
- My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
- (Star Wars) If Finn and Rey hooked up and had a child The child would definitely be on the dark side
- I can't see very well in the dark but on the bright side, I see just fine.
- Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
Happy May 4th - Why does no one trust the man on the moon? He has a dark side.
- When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade.
- Let's be honest... Finn was a little bit on the Dark side...
- Did you hear what happened to the dark side of the moon today? It was pretty lit!
- Darth Vader once baked some cookies... But it was a little on the dark side.
- What's yellow and turns to the dark side? Bananakin Skywalker.
- What would you call a potato that has gone to the Dark Side? Vader-tots
- How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
- Come with me to the dark side For real, our light bulb popped and we really need help.
- what if princess leia went to the dark side? then she would be luke's sithter
- What happens during a party hosted by the Dark Side? Everyone gets Sithy!
Dark Side Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about dark side you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean darkness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dark side pranks.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
"Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
A great storm is brewing....
I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. She got an inflatable dolphin for her birthday. We were all having a great time, when the wind started blowing a bit harder and some clouds rolled in. Over the next 10 minutes it just started getting windier and windier and the skies turned dark. In the distance we saw a flash of lightning and decided to get the kids inside.
As we were running towards the house, my niece dropped the dolphin toy and the wind got ahold of it and blew it across the yard. Fearing it would blow away and be lost forever, i frantically chased after it, but to no avail, it jumped the fence but came to rest in the neighbors rosebush. Some of the thorns had punctured the thin plastic and, upon examination, i saw air escaping through 3 small holes in the side.
"Well, I guess that deflates the porpoise."
A rather long winded joke, read all of it to get the punchline...
Right, so there was this guy that lost his eye in a car accident, and after losing it he hadn't been out of his house much, aside from having to go shopping, because he was so embarrassed. One day his friends come over to his house, and they say "look man, you've got to come to the dance next week, it'll be fun, and you haven't done anything in ages." The man stubbornly refuses, until his friends stop pestering him about it, but the next day, they come back, and say "well, we've got a bit if a surprise for you... We've put together enough money to buy you a fake eye." The man says "that's great! thanks so much!" His friends then say, "but, you have to promise to come to the dance once you've got one. The man thinks it over, he's still a bit embarrassed, but eventually agree. So the man and his friends drive to the eye store and walk up to the man at the counter. "Hello," says one of the eyeless mans friends, "we're here to buy a fake eye for our friend here, do you have any in stock?" The nan at the counter says "we certainly do, and walks into the back of the shop, returning later with a box of beautiful glass eyes. "These a very good quality eyes," the man said "they're hand painted, and we have a match for pretty much any eye colour. "Great!" Says one of the mans friends, "how much do they cost?" "Well" says the man at the counter, "these are very good quality, so you're looking at around $1500 to $2000" "well" says the mans friend, "we don't really have that much to spend... Do you have any others?" "Certainly," says the man at the counter who puts the lid back on the glass eyes, walks into the back of the shop, coming back with a box full of plastic eyes. "These ones are also hand painted, but they aren't as well-painted as the glass eyes, and they aren't quite as matching, but they are still rather indistinguishable from normal eyes. "Right," say the mans friends, "how much do they cost?" "Um... These," says the salesman "will cost around $900" "sorry," says the man to his friend, "but we don't have quite enough for those, either. Do you have any more?" He says, turning back to the man at the counter. "We do have some wood eyes, says the man at the counter," he then produces a box from under the counter. "These wood eyes aren't hand painted, and won't be able to get a really good colour match, but we can find a passable colour, I'm sure." Says the man at the counter, " and they'll only cost about $120" "right" says the eyeless mans friend, "we'll take this one then." He takes a dark green eye from the box, and gives it to his friend, handing the man at the counter the money. The friends drive home, trying to cheer the eyeless man up, as they eye isn't entirely convincing. "It's okay," says the eyeless mans friend it'll be fine, it won't even be that light at the dance, and your eye won't show." So the man reluctantly goes to the dance the next week. Once arriving at the dance, the man sits alone in a corner until everyone else has a dance partner. The mans three friends come over to him, and encourage him to get a partner, "how about her over there?" The mans friend points to a woman sitting alone in a corner on the other side of the room. "Come on," prompts his friend "you can't have come all this way for nothing." "Alright," says the man, "I'll ask her to dance. As he walks over he realises the lady has a bit of a hunch back, and starts having second thoughts. "I'm no better" says the man to himself, and someone's up his courage and asks her to dance. "Would you like to have an dance" asks the man. "Would I!? Would I!?" Asks the woman. "Hunch back! Hunch back! Yells the man and runs back to the corner.
What did the misleading website tell the Star Wars fan?
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies."
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What would you call a t**... organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?
ISITH
How do you recognize Darth Vader's pants ?
To their dark side.
why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side?
i dunno but there's a darth of them
Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?
Because it's a terrible album.
Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon?
The cow never made it.
Why did Anakin Skywalker join the dark side?
Because he needed a hand.
What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?
Darth-tagnan
Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?
Because he overcame the dark side
Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man?
Because he joined the dark side.
Police brutality
Is there any thing that can be done to avoid the fatality rate associated with cardiac arrest? I'm just wondering if anyone can shed some light on the dark side of this problem.
They always told me to look on the bright side,
So I stared into the sun now all I see is darkness
If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed
The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it.
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I was walking home late at night along a dark street. There was a young woman walking a few steps in front of me.
She crossed over to the other side of the road; I crossed over too.
She quickened her pace a little; I quickened my pace too.
She broke into a run; I broke into a run too.
She panicked and began to scream and run h**...-for-leather; I panicked and began to scream and run h**...-for-leather too.
Whatever it was, I was d**... if it was going to catch me first.
P.S. It's an old one, but I doubt the original used semi-colons, so give me that.
What do you call a young potato who turned to the dark side?
Vader Tot.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
-To get to the Dark Side.
What did the Sith Lord say when getting his picture taken?
Make sure to get my dark side!
How many Anikin Skywalkers does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, one. But he chose to embrace the power of the dark side.
*Anakin. My bad.
A man walks into a bank with a gun and demands money from the cashier. As he's backing out of the bank with a bag cash, he takes two men as hostages.
He forces the hostages to walk outside at gunpoint.
"Run that way!" he shouts. They run down the street with the gunman following.
"Turn there!" he says, pointing to a dark alley to one side.
All three run to the dead-end of the alley. The gunman pushes the hostages against a wall. He points the gun at the first man and asks him a question.
"Did you see me rob that bank?"
"Well, yeah." stammers the man.
BANG!
The gunman points the gun at the second hostage.
"Did YOU see me rob that bank??"
"NO!" the man shouts. "Uh, but...my wife did."
Dark, the side of this toast is.
Said Yoda at breakfast.
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I told my wife we'd have s**... Star Wars style.
Forced through the Dark Side.
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A s**... joke
Paternal - Father's Side
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Nocturnal - The DARK SIDE
palpatine told Anakin....
we don't need the Light we'll Live on the darkside I see it lets feel it While Your still young and Fearless
Anakin: Im letting go of the light Falling to the dark side
China landed a spacecraft on the dark side of the moon and the first thing they saw was...
a band playing different tunes!
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Why did the Sith Lord cross the road?
To get to the dark side!