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Quirky and Hilarious Dark Knock Knock Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

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Where did sally go when the bomb went off?

- everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..
Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally.

Little Johnny was told by his friends that adults have a deep dark secret and can be easily manipulated.

Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, I know everything." Mom shushes him and gives him $10.
"Just don't tell Dad" she says.
*Hey, it's working* thinks Little Johnny.
An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny goes up to him and says: "Dad, I know everything."
Dad gives Johnny $100. "Don't tell Mom" he says.
Just then, the mailman knocks on the door. Johnny opens it and says. "I know everything, Mister."
The mailman drops all his mail, his eyes tear up and he says:
"Well then Johnny, come give Daddy a hug."

An old Harry Potter joke

Voldemort goes and knocks on Snape's door.
Who is it?
Voldemort: THE DARK LORD!!
Snape: Sauron?
Voldemort: No no, the other one
Snape: Vader?
Voldemort, irritated, thunders: THE ONE YOU FEAR THE MOST!!
Snape, confused: Hermione??

Kevin and Jake had fallen on bad days. Finally, they resorted to theft.

They decided to break into a millionaire's house the following night. Inside the house, Jake accidentally dropped a goblet, which shattered. The noise woke someone up. "Who's there?" the voice demanded. Jake had the presence of mind to reply "meow." After grabbing his fill, Jake slipped out into the darkness, but Kevin was not satisfied. He wanted more. As Kevin searches for more loot, he accidentally knocks a chair over. The voice demanded once again, "Who's there?" "This is another cat," replied Kevin.

Feel like hearing a dark joke?

turn off the lights before doing knock knock

You guys wanna hear a Dark Joke?

*turns off lights*
Alright, Knock Knock

A few weeks ago I hit a pig on my way home from work...

It was dark. I live in a rural part of the south and my drive home takes me down some country backroads.
I wasn't going very fast but when I hit it it flew down the road a few yards. I went to check on it amd it got up and ran away. Today I got the veterinarian bill from the pigs owner. I went to the address from which the bill was from.
I knocked on the door and this elderly man opened the door. I paid the bill which was about $200. I then asked the old man how he knew it was me. Turns out the pig squealed on me.

God loves drunks too

A man is woken up at 3am to the sound of loud knocking at his door. He opens the door and finds a completely soaked man standing in the rain.
"Please help give me a push?" he asks with a drunken slur.
"No," replies the man and slams the door in his face.
"Who was that?" asks his wife as he climbs into bed.
"Some drunk guy asking for a push."
"Don't you remember 2 months ago when we needed a push? God loves drunks too. You should help him out."
The man sighs, gets dressed and walks into the pouring rain. "Hello? Are you still there?"
"Yes!"
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes, please!"
"Where are you? I can't see you in the dark."
"I'm over here, on the swing."


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