Dark Knight Rises Jokes

Funniest Dark Knight Rises Short Jokes

Short dark knight rises jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dark knight rises humour may include short dark knight jokes also.

1. The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises.
2. Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
3. a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven? the dark knight rises.
4. A lady and I once spent our 9th date seeing the dark knight rises So to summarise our dating life it was like this, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
5. The Dark Knight Rises had the Best 3D Ever! It was like the bullets were coming right at you!
6. What happened to Batman at the end of The Dark Knight Rises, when the e**... occurred? He got a Bruised Vein

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Dark Knight Rises One Liners

Which dark knight rises one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dark knight rises? I can suggest the ones about knight up and batman.

1. What happens when Catwoman takes off her suit? The Dark Knight Rises!
2. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight rises.
3. What happens when Batman is fighting Harley Quinn? The dark knight rises.
4. What happened when Batman meets Batgirl? The dark knight rises.
5. Whenever Batman sees a women Dark Knight rises.
6. What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on? The Dark Knight Rises
7. Hey! Have you seen "The Dark Knight Rises"? I heard the audience dies.
8. The Dark Knight Rises was terrible... People were dying to get out of the theater.
9. Has anyone seen the dark knight rises? I heard it has great 3D effects!
   Too soon?
10. Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer.
11. What is it called when Batman gets an e**...? The Dark Knight Rises

Dark Knight Rises Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dark knight rises you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman superman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dark knight rises pranks.