Dark Knight Jokes

Funniest Dark Knight Short Jokes

Short dark knight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dark knight humour may include short knight jokes also.

1. The Expendables 2 Review: I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises.
2. Obama The Dark Knight (2008) The Dark Knight Rises (2012) Congratulations, Barack Obama.
3. a caring mother makes her son loafs of bread shaped like batman, to make his sandwiches fun every time. guess what happens when it's in the oven? the dark knight rises.
4. You either see The Dark Knight.. or live long enough to have all the good quotes ruined for you.
5. Batman has retired and now runs a small shoe repair shop. They call him the Dark Knight of the Sole.
6. Why does Tupac never eat candy when it's dark outside? Because he has to watch out for Shug Knights
7. A new DC storyline involves the Dark Knight being kidnapped by a cricket team... After being told he escaped the locked room, the Boss screamed "Howzat happen?"
8. Christian Bale ate a large amount of candy bars on the set of the Dark Knight. According to the Heath ledger.
9. The Dark Knight Rises had the Best 3D Ever! It was like the bullets were coming right at you!
10. The Dark Knight Rises was terrible... People were dying to get out of the theater.

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Dark Knight One Liners

Which dark knight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dark knight? I can suggest the ones about batman and knight up.

1. Why were the 'Dark Ages' so dark? Because there were so many Knights.
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2. What happens when Catwoman takes off her suit? The Dark Knight Rises!
3. Why were they called "the dark ages"? Because it was knight time.
4. What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight rises.
5. Snoopy writes a Batman comic book. "He is the Dark and Stormy Knight..."
6. What happens when Batman is fighting Harley Quinn? The dark knight rises.
7. How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light....
8. What does the Batman do after he shampoos? The Dark Knight Rinses
9. Why couldn't the Joker see where Batman was? Cause it was a dark knight
10. Whenever Batman sees a women Dark Knight rises.
11. What do you call Batman insurance policies? Dark Knight returns.
12. What do you call knights going to the dark side? Med-evil knights
13. What did Scarecrow's fear toxin do to the Dark Knight? It made him go batshit crazy.
14. What do you call a black man with a batman mask? The dark knight.
15. Hey! Have you seen "The Dark Knight Rises"? I heard the audience dies.

Dark Knight Rises Jokes

Here is a list of funny dark knight rises jokes and even better dark knight rises puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Has anyone seen the dark knight rises? I heard it has great 3D effects!
  Too soon?
• Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet? I hear it's killer.

Humorous Dark Knight Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about dark knight you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman superman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dark knight pranks.