Following is our collection of wizards humor and darkest one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Dark puns for adults, dirty darkness jokes or clean yo mama so dark gags for kids.
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A chicken.
Because he couldn't see that well!
I replied, "Yes just once."
The doctor asked, "What was it like?"
I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."
Easy.
Batman doesn't want to get shot.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
It's even funnier when children get it.
Because you can't see in the dark.
Ba-dum-tss
He rasped, "Cuz they're still alive!"
not every one gets it.
There's usually a dead baby.
Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
Because there were so many Knights.
Just delete me.
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer
It never gets old
Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.
IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?
Customer: Nothing.
IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?
Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...
IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?
Customer: Nope. The power's out.
Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark
Pessimist sees nothing but dark in the tunnel.
Optimist sees light in the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees light from incoming train.
Engine-driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
The Dark Knight Rises!
Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.
- Mom, what's dark humor?
- Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap
- Mom! I'm blind....
- Exactly.
They must be scared of the dark or something.
Because you can't see in the dark.
You've all been wonderful.
The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel
... and the engineer can see three idiots standing on the rails.
Some people don't get it.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." :-D
Because light attracts bugs.
Sketchy
But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill.
I'm now afraid of light.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see
when a mugger approaches them and demand their money.
They both grudgingly pull our their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Hey, here's that twenty dollars I owe you."
It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
"No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."
where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.
Not everyone gets it.
As he wakes up, he notices the room is dark, and a doctor is standing there. He asks the doctor, "Why did you close all the window shades?"
The doctor says, "There was a large fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you didn't survive the operation."
Some people don't have any.
Because it can't hit home
Everything is dark now, dare I say it, I must have won.
I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.
Dark enough to get six warning shots in the back
not everyone in the world gets it.
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages.
They're calling it 'Islam'.
None.
Trump lies, tells them it was changed and they sit in the dark.
Definitely not 9, my basement is still dark
9/11 victims. They went through more than 50 stories in 10 seconds.
The next day Churchill sent her a corsage, instructing the lady to affix it to her "white meat."
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
It's having a mid life crisis
(Sorry If it's too dark)
I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark.
After a few hours the pope turns to the atheist and says "You are like a man who is blindfolded, in a dark room who is looking for a black cat that isn't there."
"Well" replies the atheist "we are not so dissimilar then. As you are also like a man who is blindfolded, in a dark room who is looking for a black cat that isn't there but the only difference is you say you have found it."
.......To find that someone broke into my apartment. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.
I was going to tell a dark joke, but my friend stopped me.
Why shouldn't I tell my joke?" I asked.
"Err, this isn't the right sub."
and AD is now "After Distancing"
>!Welcome to the new dark ages!<
A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
Not everybody gets it.
... one of these days it's going to get shot by the police.
None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.