A chicken.
I replied, "Yes just once."
The doctor asked, "What was it like?"
I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."
Easy.
Batman doesn't want to get shot.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
They like to beat the crowds.
I replied, "Yes just once."
The doctor asked, "What was it like?"
I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."
It's even funnier when children get it.
Because you can't see in the dark.
Ba-dum-tss
An **optimist** sees light at the end of the tunnel.
A **realist** sees a freight train.
The **train driver** sees 3 fucking idiots standing on the train tracks.
not every one gets it.
There's usually a dead baby.
Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
Because there were so many Knights.
Just delete me.
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer
It never gets old
Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.
IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?
Customer: Nothing.
IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?
Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...
IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?
Customer: Nope. The power's out.
Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark
Pessimist sees nothing but dark in the tunnel.
Optimist sees light in the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees light from incoming train.
Engine-driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
The Dark Knight Rises!
Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.
Obviously not 8, my basement is still dark.
They must be scared of the dark or something.
Because you can't see in the dark.
You've all been wonderful.
The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel
... and the engineer can see three idiots standing on the rails.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." :-D
Some people don't get it.
Sketchy
But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill.
I'm now afraid of light.
It never gets old.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
It never gets old.
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
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