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A chicken.
I replied, "Yes just once."
The doctor asked, "What was it like?"
I said, "It was dark, then suddenly very bright."
Easy.
Batman doesn't want to get shot.
But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
"No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."
when a mugger approaches them and demand their money.
They both grudgingly pull our their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Hey, here's that twenty dollars I owe you."
As he wakes up, he notices the room is dark, and a doctor is standing there. He asks the doctor, "Why did you close all the window shades?"
The doctor says, "There was a large fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you didn't survive the operation."
The Dark Knight Rises!
Sketchy
They must be scared of the dark or something.
- everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..
Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally.
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it's just not accessible to everyone.
Tell that to 6 million Jews
The butcher replies: "Nooooo Black Betty, ham or lamb!"
Not everyone gets it.
I don't know yet. My Basement is still dark.
Because it can't hit home
You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.
Dunno. Seven's not the answer though, my basement is still dark
B: The Holocaust.
A: What's worse than the Holocaust?
B: 5 Million Jews.
where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery.
A: Because they don't know where home is.
Apparently not three. It's still dark in my basement.
Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
None; they're content to wander around in the dark pretending everything's okay.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see." :-D
Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.
IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?
Customer: Nothing.
IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?
Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...
IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?
Customer: Nope. The power's out.
The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel
The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel
... and the engineer can see three idiots standing on the rails.
But then I grew up and saw the electricity bill.
I'm now afraid of light.
One says to the other ones, "isn't it dark down here" she replies, I don't know I can't see
Because there were so many Knights.
Just delete me.
Everything is dark now, dare I say it, I must have won.
Dark enough to get six warning shots in the back
Pessimist sees nothing but dark in the tunnel.
Optimist sees light in the end of the tunnel.
Realist sees light from incoming train.
Engine-driver sees three idiots standing on the track.
Because you can't see in the dark.
Ba-dum-tss
Because you can't see in the dark.
You've all been wonderful.
It's even funnier when children get it.
Apparently not 17, cause my basement is still dark.
There's usually a dead baby.
It must be more than eight, 'cause my basement's still dark.
He rasped, "Cuz they're still alive!"
Because light attracts bugs.
Because he couldn't see that well!
A burglar breaks into a dark house one night. He's moving around in the dark, when he hears a calm voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar freaks out, shines his flashlight around and spots a Parrot sitting in his cage. The parrot says again, "Jesus is watching you."
Relieved it was just a Parrot, and laughing, the thief asks the Parrot, "what's your name, Parrot?"
The Parrot replies, "My name is Moses."
Laughing again, the burglar asks, "Who would name their Parrot Moses?"
Parrot: "The same people who named their Doberman, Jesus."
Except at a funeral
Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
About 140 calories.
a woman saw this and wouldn't stop staring so I smiled at her and said "sorry, it's been a while since I possessed a body." She looked horrified.
The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
Because the light attracts too many bugs
Because everyone knows you can't c in the dark.
"Do you see that guy over there without arms? Ask him to clap his hand"
"But mom I'm blind..."
"Exactly!"
No sun.
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.
None. They're happy living in the dark
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks
A chicken
The man says: "I'm so tired from working, I wish I could get a day off."
The woman replies: "Don't worry, I have a way of doing that. Just watch me."
The woman proceeds to hang from a pipe.
Suddenly, the boss walks in a says: "What in the world are you doing?"
The woman replies: "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says: "You must've gone crazy from all that working, you can take the day off."
The woman leaves. The man follows.
The boss asks the man: "Where are you going?"
The man then replies: "I'm going home. I can't work in the dark."
The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The Realist sees the approaching freight train.
The Train Driver sees 3 idiots about to get run over...
"Batman, why do you wear dark colors?"
"Easy Robin, it makes me less likely to be shot"
"Then why do I wear bright colors?"
"It also makes me less likely to be shot."
A bicyclist walks into a bar wearing his bike helmet with a headlamp strapped on it for riding at night. "Nice head light," the bartender comments as he gets the biker a beer. "Yeah, it gets dark so early, I had to get it for riding at night," the biker says. "It makes me look like a miner." "No," the bartender replies. "I'd say you still look about 45."
I don't know either, but it sure isn't 8 because my basement is still dark!
Well, my basement is still dark so more than eight.
there were so many knights!
Cause light attracts bugs.
The Dark Knight Rinses
I was in a dark place at the time.
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