Dark Jew Jokes
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They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to 6 million Jews
A: Whats's worse than a worm in the apple?
B: The Holocaust.
A: What's worse than the Holocaust?
B: 5 Million Jews.
Two Jews are walking in Odessa at night...
Suddenly, in a dark alley, they are surrounded by muggers with knives.
-- Money, watches, wallets - quick!
One Jew turns to the other:
-- Abram, remember, I owe you $300? Here they are, returned to you in front of witnesses.
Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark?
Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch
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They always say you're stronger in groups... [Dark]
...But try to say that to 6 million Jews.
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4 people in the carriage of a train – a Jew, a pretty young blond, an ugly old woman and a Muslim
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel.
In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Muslim is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks, I bet that Muslim fondled the blond in the dark and she slapped him.
The pretty young blond thinks, I bet the Muslim tried to f**... me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him."
The Muslim thinks, I bet that dirty Jew fondled the blond in the dark, but the blond thought it was me and hit me.
The Jew thinks, I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that Muslim m**... again."
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