Dark Humor Jokes
99 dark humor jokes and hilarious dark humor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dark humor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Dark humor jokes can be the cure for those in depression. They are also known as a black comedy, black humor and most commonly they are about taboo subjects, otherwise too hard to discuss.
Some may be offensive, harsh, and horrid but try not to be offended. Look at the good side, where most dark humor jokes are about objectionable topics and events, expressed in a satirical way. Here you will find funny jokes about celebrities, orphans, covid that can be used on Reddit or Twiiter.
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Short dark humor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dark humor humour may include short dark minded jokes also.
- A boy asked his mom "Mom, What is dark humor?" The mom said to the boy "See that man with no hands? Tell him to clap."
The boy then said to his mom "But mom, you know I'm blind!" - Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
- While I was out shopping today I tipped in the store a woman saw this and wouldn't stop staring so I smiled at her and said "sorry, it's been a while since I possessed a body." She looked horrified.
- A: Whats's worse than a worm in the apple? B: The Holocaust.
A: What's worse than the Holocaust?
B: 5 Million Jews. - Two girls play in the park, one takes wood stick and says: "my dad's is this big". The other one says: "My dad's is smaller, but it still hurts..."
- What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.
- Kid: What is dark humor? Dad: Do you see that man over there with no legs?
Ask him to jump.
Kid: But dad, I'm blind!
Dad: Exactly! - What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly.
- My sense of humor is so dark It started stealing bikes!
- How many dead babies do you need to change a light bulb? Well, apparently not 11, my flat is still dark.
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Dark Humor One Liners
Which dark humor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dark humor? I can suggest the ones about dark people and humor.
- Food is like dark humor not every one gets it.
- What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
- Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is.
- Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
- What does dark humor and health care have in common? Not everyone gets it...
- A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
- Dark humor is like a child with a fatal disease It never gets old
- My humor is so dark That the cops are even beating it
- What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead.
- What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
- How do you milk a sheep? Sell headphone for $549.
- How can you tell if your oven's done preheating? Mr. Goldstein's stopped screaming.
- What's the difference between a door and a 9 year old? The way you go in.
- I love dark humor, my favorite comedian is black.
- Want to know how dark my humor is? It picks cotton
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Here's some dark European humor: what differentiates humans from animals?
The Mediterranean Sea.
Jesus knows you're here
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shines his flashlight around the house looking for valuables when a voice in the dark says "Jesus knows you're here." Freaked out, he turns his flashlight off and freezes, but hears nothing more so shakes his head and continues. As he is disconnecting cables from the TV, he hears very clearly "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he shines his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. In the corner of the room he spots a Parrot. "Did you say that?" he asks. "Yes," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you." The burglar laughs a bit, "warn me huh? Who in the world are you!" "Moses." The bird replies. With a now humorous tone, the burglar asks "What kind of person would name a bird Moses?" The bird replies "the same kind of people who would name a rottweiler Jesus."
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Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for the day.
Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
I like my humor like the majority of the NBA nowadays
Fast and dark.
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What does a Male pornstar and ISIS have in common? (Dark Humor)
They both get head.
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They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to 6 million Jews
A buddy of mine asked me if I was a fan of dark humor.
I said "of course, I love black comedians"
My sense of humor is kind of like third world countries at night...
dark.
my humor is really dark...
almost as dark as the burned down people in my basement.
Where does letters to Santa go. (Dark Humor)
In the trash, he's not real.
I have a dark sense of humor
but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*
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Dark humor is like a t**... attack...
the timing needs to be just right.
dark humor is like death
happens to nice people
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Dark humor
BOB THE r**... CAN WE r**... IT BOB THE r**... YES WE CAN
Dark Humor are like parents
Not everybody has them.
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s**... 1 was staring at s**... 2 feet...
Enough dark humor for today.
My humor is so dark
I confessed my sins.
So a scientist creates a robot
And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."
My humor is like a police line-up.
Dark.
I like dark humor
So I turn off the lights while reading presidential tweets.
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A wife went to the beach and didn't return. A husband called the police.
The police came in a week.
- We have 3 news for you: good, bad and great.
- Let's start with the bad one.
- Your wife drowned - we pulled her out of the water.
- And what is the good news?
- We have picked up a bucket of large c**... from her body.
- And what is the great news?
- We'll pull it out again tomorrow. Let's go for a beer!
Dark humor is like drunk driving
It kills when you cross over the line.
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Dark humor is like cancer.
It's even funnier when children get it.
What's another term for Dark Humor? Black Comedy
Because it was a mistake :)
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I like my women like i like my humor
Dark and suicidal
You know what's annoying?
You are now manually blinking your eyes.
(Dark humor)
My humor is so dark
it doesn't have a residence permit
My humor is so dark
it runs around with a spear
Why is Alzheimer's better than Parkinson's?
Because it's no big deal to forget a beer but a tragedy to spill a beer.
Dark humor is like Hurricane Florence's floodwaters....
....it's over some people's heads.
I love dark humor...
Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, Chappelle
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A dark sense of humor is a early sign of dementia.
My friend asked me to explain dark humor to them
I pointed at a guy sitting on a park bench and said "See that guy with no hands on the bench? Tell him to clap".
They replied "Austin, you know I'm blind", to which I replied "Exactly"
Why are some black comedians so edgy.
Dark humor
A kid asked his father What is dark humor?
The Dad responds with See that man in the wheel chair, tell him to stand up. And the kid's only response was But dad I'm blind.
Dark humor is like an unvaccinated child
It never gets old
The lights went out at a comedy convention
And it became dark humor
How much time does it take to grill a baby
Idk, i close my eyes when I'm fapping
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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
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What do u call a little Mexican?
A Paragraph because he's not quite an Essay yet.
Dark humor warning: What do cannibals call children?
The snack that smiles back
Don't joke about power outages
That's just dark humor
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What do you call a black woman who has had multiple abortions?
A crime fighter
What are the two things that never get old
Dark humor and unvaccinated kids
Stalin once said dark humor is like food
Not everyone gets it.
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Two things that will never get old:
Dark humor and unvaccinated children.
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Antivaxx kids are like dark humor
They never get old
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"Mom what's dark humor?"
"Do you see that guy over there without arms? Ask him to clap his hand"
"But mom I'm blind..."
"Exactly!"
Dark humor is like rights.....
Some people don't get them
Dark HUMOR
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I'd tell you guys dark jokes...
But it's hard to see the humor in it.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke, they said they were only into dark humor...
So I turned off the lights
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Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Well son, you see that man over there with no arms? Go tell him to clap.
Son: But, Mom! I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can.
Morbid humor is one baby in 10 trash cans.
Dark humor!
My older relatives at wedding always used to say "you'll be next!" Although they stopped after I started saying to them at funerals.
I once told a dad joke with the lights turned out.
It was some dark humor.
Dark humor is like Covid
Not everybody gets it, but these days more and more do.
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Mid age humor..
The guest of a famous painter, who was also known for having ugly children, remarked, "The people in your paintings are much more beautiful than your children". To which the painter replied: I make the pictures in the light, the children in the dark.
