Dark Humor Jokes
Following is our collection of sick puns and gallows one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dark Humor jokes for adults, dirty offensive jokes and clean dirty dad gags for kids.
The Best Dark Humor Puns
Dark humor is like cancer.
It's even funnier when children get it.
Food is like dark humor
not every one gets it.
A kid asks his mom:
- Mom, what's dark humor?
- Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap
- Mom! I'm blind....
- Exactly.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home
Dark humor is like a child with a fatal disease
It never gets old
Dark humor is like...
...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.
Dark humor is like a terrorist attack...
the timing needs to be just right.
Dark humor is like a Make a Wish kid.
It never gets old.
Dark humor is like clean water...
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor.
Cutting edge technology
Dark humor is like clean water...
it's just not accessible to everyone.
Dark humor is like an unvaccinated child
It never gets old
Dark humor is like water
Not everyone gets it
The lights went out at a comedy convention
And it became dark humor
I love dark humor,
my favorite comedian is black.
A kid asked his father What is dark humor?
The Dad responds with See that man in the wheel chair, tell him to stand up. And the kid's only response was But dad I'm blind.
Dark humor is like good internet service
Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like racial equality.
Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like drunk driving
It kills when you cross over the line.
My friend asked me to explain dark humor to them
I pointed at a guy sitting on a park bench and said "See that guy with no hands on the bench? Tell him to clap".
They replied "Austin, you know I'm blind", to which I replied "Exactly"
Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water...
Not everyone gets it.
What's the best thing about dark humor?
People don't take it lightly.
Dark Humor is like Healthcare....
It's better if only some people get it."
I like dark humor
So I turn off the lights while reading presidential tweets.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Dark humor never gets old.
Just like children in Africa.
Dark humor is basically like Drone Strikes...
They are directed toward Africa and The Middle East.
Why are some black comedians so edgy.
Dark humor
Sex is like dark humor
Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like an unvaccinated child
It never gets old!
Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor)
Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day.
Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
Dark humor is like african children.
Dark and fun to laugh at.
What makes dark humor and food similar?
I don't have an answer, but Stalin would say "Not everyone gets it"
I love dark humor...
Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, Chappelle
Dark Humor is like getting laid
Not everyone gets it.
How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard?
You hang some in the front.
Relax It's dark humor
Dark Humor are like parents
Not everybody has them.
Slave 1 was staring at slave 2 feet...
Enough dark humor for today.
I don't see what people get from...
Dark humor!
Where does letters to Santa go. (Dark Humor)
In the trash, he's not real.
Dark humor is like legs
No everybody have it
What's another term for Dark Humor? Black Comedy
Because it was a mistake :)
You know what's annoying?
You are now manually blinking your eyes.
(Dark humor)
Dark humor is like Hurricane Florence's floodwaters....
....it's over some people's heads.
Dark humor?
Is slightly darker humor acceptable for this sub? Just wondering...
A buddy of mine asked me if I was a fan of dark humor.
I said "of course, I love black comedians"
Dark humor
BOB THE RAPIST CAN WE RAPE IT BOB THE RAPIST YES WE CAN
What does a Male pornstar and ISIS have in common? (Dark Humor)
They both get head.
dark humor is like death
happens to nice people
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.