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Dark Christmas Jokes

4 dark christmas jokes and hilarious dark christmas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dark christmas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Dark Christmas Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good dark christmas joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What gift do you get for someone that's in a dark place this Christmas?

A flashlight.

The dark chocolate cake we had at Christmas dinner was so unbelievably rich ...

... it actually benefitted from the Republican tax plan.

Two blondes are walking in forest searching for a Christmas tree

They both walk a long time but couldn't find a good one. Hour by hour passes but still none of them are good enough. It's already getting pitch dark. It's already midnight and finally one of them suddenly says "ugh, let's just pick one without decorations"

What is something you can say to praise a Christmas tree but shouldn't say about a woman?

Looks pretty in the darkness.


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dark christmas can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dark christmas puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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