The Best 5 Dares Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dares jokes. There are some dares bold jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dares barcelona puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dares Jokes and Puns

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn

He sits on his porch and dares it to grow.

Two ambassadors — one Israeli and one Palestinian — are staying in a hotel...

They decide to order lunch, each opting for a porterhouse steak. Unfortunately, the kitchen staff find that there is only one porterhouse left. No one knows what to do, as nobody dares give either ambassador a replacement meal. The cook really wishes for a two-steak solution.

A couple, to have sex, made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.

A couple, to have sex, made a code as "Phone call" so that the kids will not know.

One day husband to son: Tell your mom that dad wants to make a phone call.

Mom: Tell your dad the network is down.

Dad: If the network is down, then I will go to a PCO.

Mom: Tell dad that if he dares to go to a PCO, I will open a call centre at home!

 

(please do not kill me)

Hollywood is remaking the classic film "Who dares wins"

This time however it is not about the SAS, but Barack Obama visiting Dallas in an open top limo.

As i child when i told people i want to be a comedian, everybody laughed at me.

Now I am a comedian, nobody dares to laugh anymore.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dares bankers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dares tumors piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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