Daredevil Jokes

Funniest Daredevil Short Jokes

Short daredevil jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The daredevil humour may include short marvel superhero jokes also.

1. What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch? One knows how to cope without Vision.
2. What do Scarlet Witch and Daredevil both have in common? They both wear red and lost their Vision.
3. What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common? They're superheroes dressed in red who lost their vision!
4. If a Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, and Daredevil should be called Batman, what should Batman be called? Inspector Gadget
5. Daredevil would make a suitable addition to the Avengers. After all, he lost his vision too.
6. DareDevil's costume is amazing at keeping his identity a secret No one will ever see through his disguise, not even him.
7. A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope. You could say he wasn't looking forward to it
8. Daredevil got cancelled by Netflix. The only person who didn't see it coming was Matt Murdock himself.
9. Just spent the last hour watching a program about a cross-dressing high-wire daredevil... I love watching cable T.V.
10. Daredevil was planned to be featured of Age of Ultron but.......... He had issues with Vision, you see.

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Daredevil One Liners

Which daredevil one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daredevil? I can suggest the ones about marvel and daring.

1. What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common? They both lost their vision
2. What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common? They both don't have vision.
3. Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War? He doesn't work well with Vision
4. What's the same about Wanda and Daredevil They both lost their vision
5. What's similar between Scarlet Witch and Daredevil? [spoilers] The both lost their vision
6. Why can't Daredevil drive a car? Because he's from New York.
7. Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision
8. Since Ben Affleck has played Daredevil and Batman Does that make him blind as a bat?
9. What does Daredevil take with his whisky? JUST ICE
10. Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat? He never watches what he eats.
11. I'm sad because they canceled Daredevil And he never got to see it.
12. The Daredevil walks into a bar ...And the pool table ,
    and the chair,
    and the counter.
13. Netflix cancels Daredevil... Well, that's one thing Matt Murdock didn't see coming.
14. Have you heard of the new Daredevil game? It's going to be from his point of view.
15. It would be awesome if they made a DareDevil VR game I can't see it though

Daredevil Blind Jokes

Here is a list of funny daredevil blind jokes and even better daredevil blind puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money. I was robbed blind.

Amusing & Witty Daredevil Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about daredevil you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make daredevil pranks.