The Best 30 Daredevil Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daredevil jokes. There are some daredevil knievel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daredevil wonderwoman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Daredevil Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch?

One knows how to cope without Vision.

What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common?

They both lost their vision

What do Scarlet Witch and Daredevil both have in common?

They both wear red and lost their Vision.

Daredevil joke, What do Scarlet Witch and Daredevil both have in common?

What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common?

They both don't have vision.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common?

They're superheroes dressed in red who lost their vision!

If a Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, and Daredevil should be called Batman, what should Batman be called?

Inspector Gadget

Daredevil joke, If a Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, and Daredevil should be called Batman, what should Batm

Please stop

A guy jumps a car on a bike and crashes hard. doctors amputate both his legs.Being the daredevil that he is he jumps his wheelchair over a bus and again crashes even harder. He's so messed up now the doctors have to do a full body amputation.His family plead with him to stop while he's ahead.

What's the same about Wanda and Daredevil

They both lost their vision

What's similar between Scarlet Witch and Daredevil? [spoilers]

The both lost their vision

A nerd walked into my Bio class today sipping a full martini glass...

Me: Why did you decide to bring alcohol into class??
Nerd: I needed to prove that I was more of a daredevil than I get credit for.
Me: Well what's in the glass then?
Nerd: Ahh, its a little cocktail I call the "Jellyfish".
Me: Why do you call it that?
Nerd: Because its 98% water...

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Visionο»Ώ

Since Ben Affleck has played Daredevil and Batman

Does that make him blind as a bat?

Daredevil would make a suitable addition to the Avengers.

After all, he lost his vision too.

What does Daredevil take with his whisky?


Daredevil joke, What does Daredevil take with his whisky?

Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat?

He never watches what he eats.

A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope.

You could say he wasn't looking forward to it

I'm sad because they canceled Daredevil

And he never got to see it.

Daredevil got cancelled by Netflix.

The only person who didn't see it coming was Matt Murdock himself.

Just spent the last hour watching a program about a cross-dressing high-wire daredevil...

I love watching cable T.V.

Netflix cancels Daredevil...

Well, that's one thing Matt Murdock didn't see coming.

Have you heard of the new Daredevil game?

It's going to be from his point of view.

The Daredevil walks into a bar

...And the pool table ,
and the chair,
and the counter.

Daredevil was planned to be featured of Age of Ultron but..........

He had issues with Vision, you see.

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

*Revised from an earlier attempt.

What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

It would be awesome if they made a DareDevil VR game

I can't see it though

What's the difference between a daredevil and a set of showgirls?

Well, one of them as a set of cunning stunts..

(this wasn't my joke, just thought it was funny)

Did you know what happened to the daredevil who jumped from a 100Ft into a tank?

He died.

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