The Best 31 Dared Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dared jokes. There are some dared cent jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dared durst puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dared Jokes and Puns

What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common?

They both lost their vision

In high school, I was dared to play gay chicken , which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay and the first one to chicken out loses...

The other guy and I are really stubborn, and neither of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect he is actually gay.

A young girl accepts a dare, and wins a dollar

she tells her mom about it, saying how the boys dared her to climb a post.

"Silly girl, that's so they could look up your skirt."

So the next day, the girl comes back and says "They tried to make me climb that post again, but I outsmarted them this time!"

"Really? What did you do?"

"I told them 'I'm not going to be fooled into reposting!"

Dared joke, A young girl accepts a dare, and wins a dollar

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

The cashier at Costco dared to ask me why I'm buying a giant tub of whiteout.

Big mistake.


What do Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common?

They're superheroes dressed in red who lost their vision!

I dared to ask my wife why she's buying a giant tub of Whiteout from the store.

Big mistake.

Dared joke, I dared to ask my wife why she's buying a giant tub of Whiteout from the store.

Jesus and the woman taken in adultery

The crowd is about to stone her, but Jesus steps in front of them and says "Verily, the one who is among you that is without sin may cast the first stone!"

All of them let their hand sink, bow their heads in shame. There suddenly, from the back, a stone comes flying, hitting the woman squarely in the face. Furiously, Jesus storms through the crowd to see who dared to, who thinks himself to be without sin. He finds the thrower, grimaces and stomps his feet.

"Stop doing this! You always do that, always you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, MOM!"

My friend once dared me to adopt a baby cow, so I did, and now I have a barn full of them.

I guess that's what you'd call raising the steaks.

Someone dared me to make a joke with only four letters.

EZPZ

My friend once dared me to take a shit on electrified train tracks.

That was the last time I put my ass on the line for him.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Visionο»Ώ

I was dared to eat a spoonful of dry ice.

It tasted sublime!

Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck...

There's no turning back now

TIFU by doing a Sean Connery impersonation all day.

My friend dared me to do my best Sean Connery impersonation for twenty-four hours yesterday, and it was going really well, until last night....

I asked my girlfriend to sit on my face.

Dared joke, TIFU by doing a Sean Connery impersonation all day.

What does Daredevil take with his whisky?

JUST ICE

When I was a kid my older brother dared me to take a bite of a Monopoly board.

It was a little gamey.

I dared to ask my wife why she's buying a giant tub of Whiteout from the store.

It was a big mistake.


Pull the cord

I saw this talking muslim doll in the toy store and asked the shop owner what it was supposed to say.

'Dunno', he said, 'nobody dared to pull the cord so far'

I never forget the time when we were at the party, playing truth and dare and

someone dared me to go home

Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat?

He never watches what he eats.

A daredevil was dared to walk backwards on a tightrope.

You could say he wasn't looking forward to it

My friends dared me to throw a rock at my neighbour's window

I was too nervous. I guess I'll be boulder next time.

Today, I finally dared telling the people close to me how much I love them.

They kicked me out of the bus.

The Daredevil walks into a bar

...And the pool table ,
and the chair,
and the counter.

Daredevil was planned to be featured of Age of Ultron but..........

He had issues with Vision, you see.

Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

*Revised from an earlier attempt.

My best friend dared me to drink three beers during the song It Must Be Love.

I said, 'That's madness.'

Daredevil got cancelled by Netflix.

The only person who didn't see it coming was Matt Murdock himself.

Adele was singing on the stage, and my friend dared me to take some of his cream cheese and rub it over her body.

I said I'd go on the stage...

"But I won't Philadelphia."

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