dared Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious dared puns

What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common?

They both lost their vision


A young girl accepts a dare, and wins a dollar

she tells her mom about it, saying how the boys dared her to climb a post.

"Silly girl, that's so they could look up your skirt."

So the next day, the girl comes back and says "They tried to make me climb that post again, but I outsmarted them this time!"

"Really? What did you do?"

"I told them 'I'm not going to be fooled into reposting!"


There was an impotent guy...

There was an impotent guy who asked his wife to always have sex with lights off because he was wearing a strap-on and didn't want her to know about his problem.
After years, one night she dared to turn on the light to see what's his big secret. Seeing the dildo hung on her husband's hips she got angry: "I guess it will be quite difficult for you to explain this!"

"Way less difficult than you explaining the kids to me"


Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision


Why did Chuck Norris' aunt give birth to him?

Because nobody dared fuck his mother


A billionaire was celebrating his 50th birthday

At party he grabbed a mic and said

"There are 2 sharks in my swimming pool, if one of you can swim from one side to the other I'll give him whatever he asks for"

No one dared to jump in the water until suddenly everyone heard a splash and saw a man swimming as fast as he could.

The man actually made it to the side and the billionaire rushed to congratulate him.

The billionaire said "you can ask for anything, my money, my car or even my wife!"

The man said "I don't want your money or car, I just want to know who was that son of a bitch who shoved me in the water"


Chuck Norris doesn't have a father...

Because no one dared to fuck hos mother...


Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.


Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Visionο»Ώ


Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck...

There's no turning back now


I was dared to eat a spoonful of dry ice.

It tasted sublime!


When I was a kid my older brother dared me to take a bite of a Monopoly board.

It was a little gamey.


Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt?

Because no one dared to fuck his mother...


My friend dared me to juggle at the talent show.

But I didn't have the balls.


Pull the cord

I saw this talking muslim doll in the toy store and asked the shop owner what it was supposed to say.

'Dunno', he said, 'nobody dared to pull the cord so far'


My friends dared me to take Viagra and a laxative at the same time.

So I went and sat on the toilet and I couldn't tell if I was cumming or going.


Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat?

He never watches what he eats.


My friends dared me to throw a rock at my neighbour's window

I was too nervous. I guess I'll be boulder next time.


Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

*Revised from an earlier attempt.


Daredevil was planned to be featured of Age of Ultron but..........

He had issues with Vision, you see.


The Daredevil walks into a bar

...And the pool table ,
and the chair,
and the counter.


Today, I finally dared telling the people close to me how much I love them.

They kicked me out of the bus.


Daredevil walks past a fish market.

sniffff... Is it that time of the month?


Daredevils vs. flat earthers

Daredevils live life fearless; flat earthers live life sphereless.


My best friend dared me to drink three beers during the song It Must Be Love.

I said, 'That's madness.'


Daredevil got cancelled by Netflix.

The only person who didn't see it coming was Matt Murdock himself.


Adele was singing on the stage, and my friend dared me to take some of his cream cheese and rub it over her body.

I said I'd go on the stage...

"But I won't Philadelphia."


I was dared to swallow a slug

It went down squig-squiggly!


Chuck Norris was borned from her aunt

Because nobody dared to fuck her mom


Daredevil walked into a bar...

A chair, a stool, and a table. After all, he's fucking blind!


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