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6 dapper jokes and hilarious dapper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dapper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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What is a good dapper joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The secret to wealth

A young man once asked a rich older man how he made all his money.
The dapper old fellow smoothed his tailored jacket and said, "Well young man, it was 1932, in the depths of the Great Depression. I was down to the last penny I had."
"I took that penny and I went and bought an apple. I spent the whole day shining that apple until it gleamed like the sun, then I took that apple to the market and sold it for two cents."
"The next day I took those two cents and bought two apples. I shined those apples all day and night until they were perfect, then I sold them at the market for four cents the next day. I worked at it like this for a month, sometimes selling, sometimes not, and at the end of the month I'd amassed myself a fortune. Nearly eight whole dollars. I'd never been so proud of myself in my life."
"Then my wife's father died and left us 2 million bucks."

Dapper Laughs r**... joke

I filmed six episodes, half an hour each, if it was a guide to r**..., it would have done one five-minute episode, come on and go:
Oi Oi, I'm Dapper Laughs, go down the shops, get some rope, bit of duct tape, r**... the b**..., well done, see you later !

A good-looking woman

A good-looking woman, maybe in her 60s, waked into a bar and sat at the counter next to a dapper gentleman, also in his 60s.
"You remind me of my third husband," she softly remarked.
Startled, he asked, "How many husbands have you had?"
"Two," she said, as a smile crossed her face.

What do you call a fancy toilet?

A dapper c**...

What do you call the glamorously dapper bouncer at the local laundromat who helped the singer of "Never Gonna Give You Up" through his anger issues?

Fab Rick softening deter gent.

What do you call a guy sleeping in a suit?

A dapper napper

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dapper can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dapper puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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