The Best 22 Danny Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Danny jokes. There are some danny donny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these danny dan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Danny Jokes and Puns

My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid'

Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them.

-Danny Zuker

Danny and Kathy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage...

Then comes watching your child slowly die because you were too upper middle class to vaccinate them.

Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out

Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let's Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he'll be Bach

Danny joke, Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out

Old joke from my missionary grandpa.

Two guys go to a preacher to be healed. One guy, Danny, has a lisp. The other, Mr. Smith, is paralyzed from the waist down and cannot walk. The preacher tells them, however, not to worry.

"The Lord is going to heal you. Are you ready?"

"Yes," says Mr. Smith,. "Yeth", says Danny.

"Okay, when I say the word, Mr. Smith, throw down your crutches! And Danny, you say the first thing that comes to your mind!"

The preacher begins some silent prayer, and after a few seconds, he shouts: "Now! Now!"

A thud is heard. "Mr. Thmifth juth fell on the flo"

So Danny Ings is about to play his first game for Liverpool...

...Brendan Rodgers says: "We'll give you 45 minutes, then pull you off at half time."
Danny exclaims: "That's brilliant, we only used to get an orange at Burnley"

One in every six people on this planet are Chinese.

Of my five brothers, I suspect Danny.

Full House is becoming a trilogy

Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House.
D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House.
Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.

Danny joke, Full House is becoming a trilogy

Danny joined the French Foreign Legion to forget a girl.

Unfortunately, the girl he was trying to forget was Sandy.

I sang Danny Boy at the nursing home the other day

There wasn't a dry seat in the house.

I told this girl that people often tell me I could be Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin.

"I don't think so," she laughed, "You're fat, bald, don't work out, and are much too short!"

"I know.... Danny DeVito."

A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck.

His father was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.

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What was Danny Phantoms last words?

Im going ghost

Im sorry

What is small, bald and wrinkled?

Danny DeVito

I once hung out with Dwyane Johnson and Danny Trejo...

...and I was literally stucked between the Rock and a hard face. ^^

If Danny Rand learned Chinese at the monastery...

Does that make him a K'un-Lun Linguist?

I told the judge "I discovered my wife in bed with Danny!"

He said "No you didn't! Danny already knew she was there."

Danny joke, I told the judge "I discovered my wife in bed with Danny!"

What did Danny Tanner name their Thanksgiving turkey?

Kimmy Gobbler

What does Danny DeVito do when he doesn't like something?

He gives it his Danny DeVeto

Danny Glover made a special appearance at a high school drama class to help teach improv. He only said one line,

"I'm too old for this skit."

What do you call it when The Penguin quits his life of crime to become a wine aficionado?

Danny DenVino

Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye

Danny DeVito...

Danny DeVito is 70 years old, but he's had a short life.

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