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28 danny jokes and hilarious danny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about danny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This laugh-out-loud article features a collection of Danny-themed jokes sure to tickle your funny bone. From Danny Phantom to Danny Dyer, get ready to LOL at these wisecracks featuring all your favorite Dannys, including Danny Tanner, Danny Boy, Jackie, and Daniel. Don't be surprised if you find yourself puking from laughter.

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Funniest Danny Short Jokes

Short danny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The danny humour may include short hangover jokes also.

  1. My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them.
    -Danny Zuker
  2. Danny and Kathy sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage... Then comes watching your child slowly die because you were too upper middle class to vaccinate them.
  3. Full House is becoming a trilogy Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House.
    D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House.
    Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.
  4. Danny joined the French Foreign Legion to forget a girl. Unfortunately, the girl he was trying to forget was Sandy.
  5. A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck. His father was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.
  6. I once hung out with Dwyane Johnson and Danny Trejo... ...and I was literally stucked between the Rock and a hard face. ^^
  7. I told the judge "I discovered my wife in bed with Danny!" He said "No you didn't! Danny already knew she was there."
  8. Danny Glover made a special appearance at a high school drama class to help teach improv. He only said one line, "I'm too old for this skit."
  9. What do you call it when The Penguin quits his life of crime to become a wine aficionado? Danny DenVino

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Danny One Liners

Which danny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with danny? I can suggest the ones about john and curios.

  1. One in every six people on this planet are Chinese. Of my five brothers, I suspect Danny.
  2. I sang Danny Boy at the nursing home the other day There wasn't a dry seat in the house.
  3. What was Danny Phantoms last words? Im going ghost
    Im sorry
  4. What is small, bald and wrinkled? Danny DeVito
  5. If Danny Rand learned Chinese at the monastery... Does that make him a K'un-Lun Linguist?
  6. What did Danny Tanner name their Thanksgiving turkey? Kimmy Gobbler
  7. What does Danny DeVito do when he doesn't like something? He gives it his Danny DeVeto
  8. Jay Z should give credit to those who came before him ...like Sandra Dee and Danny Kaye
  9. Danny DeVito... Danny DeVito is 70 years old, but he's had a short life.
  10. Danny Devito is most probably big in Japan.

Danny joke, Danny Devito is most probably big in Japan.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about danny can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of danny puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Danny Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about danny you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make danny prank.

I heard a joke today

Jack: I stood under my girlfriend's window and sang a love song to her. She threw me a flower.
Danny: then why is there a wound on your head?
Jack: she forgot to take the flowers out of the p**...

Old joke from my m**... grandpa.

Two guys go to a preacher to be healed. o**..., Danny, has a lisp. The other, Mr. Smith, is paralyzed from the waist down and cannot walk. The preacher tells them, however, not to worry.
"The Lord is going to heal you. Are you ready?"
"Yes," says Mr. Smith,. "Yeth", says Danny.
"Okay, when I say the word, Mr. Smith, throw down your crutches! And Danny, you say the first thing that comes to your mind!"
The preacher begins some silent prayer, and after a few seconds, he shouts: "Now! Now!"
A thud is heard. "Mr. Thmifth juth fell on the flo"

Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are hanging out

Danny suggests they do some musical reenactment. Arnold, being the nice guy that he is agrees and let's Danny choose who he will be. Danny chooses Mozart. As for Arnold, he'll be Bach

So Danny Ings is about to play his first game for Liverpool...

...Brendan Rodgers says: "We'll give you 45 minutes, then pull you off at half time."
Danny exclaims: "That's brilliant, we only used to get an orange at Burnley"

I told this girl that people often tell me I could be Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin.

"I don't think so," she laughed, "You're fat, bald, don't work out, and are much too short!"
"I know.... Danny DeVito."

Danny joke, What did Danny Tanner name their Thanksgiving turkey?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these danny jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.