Danke Jokes
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Funniest Danke Short Jokes
Short danke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The danke humour may include short chancellor jokes also.
- What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common? They were all born to die
- What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? "Donkey!" (Danke)
You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work. - What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist? Danks for da kine cold stranger!
- Aliens don't exist. Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.
- Showing memes to my mum Me: *passes phone to mom to show a dank meme
Mom: who is that?
Me: I don't know mom, just laugh and gimme back my phone. - Boy: Hey, you're Charlie Chaplin aren't you? Take this money to pursue your dreams. Mr. Chaplin: Danke!
- Mom, what does hypocrisy mean? - Best Dank Memes Vine Compilation
- What did the German say to the abundance of old memes vielen dank
- How Quantum Theory? Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.
- explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved
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Danke One Liners
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- What do you say when a German shares a meme with you? Danke.
- What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.
- In Germany, online jokes can be given as a sign of thanks. They call them danke memes.
- What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes
- Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.
- What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content? Danke, meme.
- What do you say to your friend with the best memes? Danks
- Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke.
- I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes. They always say 'feeling dank'
- What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement.
- (Tips hat at the Devil) "M'ephistopheles"
(Inspired by a comment on a dank meme) - What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong
- Alien spaceship arrives at Earth. Browses dank memes. Leaves.
- I just sat on my keyboard and accidentally made a dank meme Bottom text
- How did the German thank the rapper's girlfriend? Baaa-Danke
Cheeky Danke Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about danke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make danke pranks.
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An American girl goes on vacation to Berlin
While walking through town one night, she sees a drunk guy openly taking a leak up against a wall.
Disgusted, she loudly proclaims, "g**...!"
The man turns with a proud smile on his face and says, "Danke!"
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An American and a German are in a public bathroom.
The German is peeing on the floor.
The American says:
\-That's g**...!
The German replies:
\-Danke!
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(German Joke) Two American girl tourists are in Germany walking through a public park.
Both of the girls notice a Man peeing and scream g**...!
The German man responds, Groß? Danke!
Translation - Big? Thanks!
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A man has to pee...
But he is in the middle of Central Park. He finds what he believes is an out of the way spot, unzips, and does his thing.
To his surprise, the spot he chose was not very secluded, and before he can do anything about it, a woman walks right in front of him.
She shrieks and says, "g**...!"
"Danke schoen," he replies.
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What do you say when h**... sends you a spicy meme?
DANKe
Who's the dankest pokemon?
Vaporeon
What is the dankest kind of pizza?
Pepe-roni
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g**...!
A German farmer is standing in his field peeing. And American tourist sees him and says "g**...!" And the farmer says "danke."
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A German man and woman are having s**..., and an American walks in...
The American shouts "g**...!" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying "Danke!"
What's the dankest coffee?
Kappa-chino
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What do you say when the German brings some w**...?
Dank-e
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You probably think that you are a dank kid
But there will always be a German danke.
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What do you say to a German that is smoking p**... that did you a favor?
Danke
What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?
Danke
What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?
"DANKE!"
The 10 Commandments
So an Archangel comes from heaven to give humanity these nifty new commandments from God.
First he goes to the French and says:
"I have new Commandments from God, would you like to hear them?"
"Ah, oui? What do zey say?"
"For example: Thou shalt not commit adultery"
"Oh, non, non, merci, non", and they send the Angel on his way.
The Angel then goes to the Germans:
"I have new Commandments from God."
"Ja? Vat do they say?"
"Well for example: Thou shalt not kill"
The Germans shake their heads, "I think's not, nein, danke!"
The Angel, perturbed, goes to the Jews and says:
"I have new Commandments from God..."
"How much?"
"Well...they're free"
"We'll take ten."
