Danke Jokes
40 danke jokes and hilarious danke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about danke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Danke Short Jokes
Short danke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The danke humour may include short chancellor jokes also.
- What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common? They were all born to die
- What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes
- What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? "Donkey!" (Danke)
You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work. - What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist? Danks for da kine cold stranger!
- What did the German say when passed the blunt? Danke.
- Aliens don't exist. Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.
- Alien spaceship arrives at Earth. Browses dank memes. Leaves.
- Showing memes to my mum Me: *passes phone to mom to show a dank meme
Mom: who is that?
Me: I don't know mom, just laugh and gimme back my phone. - I just sat on my keyboard and accidentally made a dank meme Bottom text
- You probably think that you are a dank kid But there will always be a German danke.
Share These Danke Jokes With Friends
Danke One Liners
Which danke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with danke? I can suggest the ones about gross and kinder.
- What do you say when a German shares a meme with you? Danke.
- What does the German say when you show him a good meme? Danke.
- What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.
- In Germany, online jokes can be given as a sign of thanks. They call them danke memes.
- What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes
- What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes
- What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke
- Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.
- What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content? Danke, meme.
- What do you say to your friend with the best memes? Danks
- Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke.
- I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes. They always say 'feeling dank'
- What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement.
- (Tips hat at the Devil) "M'ephistopheles"
(Inspired by a comment on a dank meme) - What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong
Cheeky Danke Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about danke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean memes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make danke pranks.
An American girl goes on vacation to Berlin
While walking through town one night, she sees a drunk guy openly taking a leak up against a wall.
Disgusted, she loudly proclaims, "g**...!"
The man turns with a proud smile on his face and says, "Danke!"
An American and a German are in a public bathroom.
The German is peeing on the floor.
The American says:
\-That's g**...!
The German replies:
\-Danke!
(German Joke) Two American girl tourists are in Germany walking through a public park.
Both of the girls notice a Man peeing and scream g**...!
The German man responds, Groß? Danke!
Translation - Big? Thanks!
A man has to pee...
But he is in the middle of Central Park. He finds what he believes is an out of the way spot, unzips, and does his thing.
To his surprise, the spot he chose was not very secluded, and before he can do anything about it, a woman walks right in front of him.
She shrieks and says, "g**...!"
"Danke schoen," he replies.
A German man went to New York City
He started peeing on the street
A lady walked pass him and said: "g**..."
He replied: "Danke"
What do you say when h**... sends you a spicy meme?
DANKe
Who's the dankest pokemon?
Vaporeon
What is the dankest kind of pizza?
Pepe-roni
g**...!
A German farmer is standing in his field peeing. And American tourist sees him and says "g**...!" And the farmer says "danke."
An American tourist in Germany...
While in Germany, an American tourist saw a man peeing in a fountain.
"g**...!" She said.
"Danke!" He said.
A German man and woman are having s**..., and an American walks in...
The American shouts "g**...!" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying "Danke!"
What's the dankest coffee?
Kappa-chino
What do you say when the German brings some w**...?
Dank-e
