The Best 22 Dank Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dank jokes. There are some dank dope jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dank sultry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dank Jokes and Puns

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car…

It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child.

I like my women like I like my memes...

Dank

Dank joke, I like my women like I like my memes...

explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved

How Quantum Theory?

Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.


What did the German say to the abundance of old memes

vielen dank

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Dank joke, What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

Why can't vets use dank memes?

Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.

What's the dankest coffee?

Kappa-chino

You can explore dank admittedly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean dank mages dad jokes. There are also dank puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common?

They were all born to die

Mom, what does hypocrisy mean?

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There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

You probably think that you are a dank kid

But there will always be a German danke.

Where does Hitler get his dank memes?

Neingag

Dank joke, Where does Hitler get his dank memes?

(Tips hat at the Devil)

"M'ephistopheles"

(Inspired by a comment on a dank meme)

I just sat on my keyboard and accidentally made a dank meme

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Showing memes to my mum

Me: *passes phone to mom to show a dank meme
Mom: who is that?
Me: I don't know mom, just laugh and gimme back my phone.


Alien spaceship arrives at Earth.

Browses dank memes. Leaves.

Aliens don't exist.

Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.

A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind

and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.

That's right, a gusty trustee thrust her rusty bust in lusty musty dusty custody.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dank steamy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dank musty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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