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Dank Jokes

54 dank jokes and hilarious dank puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dank that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with the best of dank jokes, memes, and puns! From dank Indian jokes and dank Christmas jokes, to muggy and soggy gags, there's something here for everyone to enjoy. Admittedly, some are more dank than others!

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Funniest Dank Short Jokes

Short dank jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dank humour may include short hanks jokes also.

  1. What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common? They were all born to die
  2. What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes
  3. What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? "Donkey!" (Danke)
    You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
  4. What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist? Danks for da kine cold stranger!
  5. What did the German say when passed the blunt? Danke.
  6. Aliens don't exist. Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.
  7. Alien spaceship arrives at Earth. Browses dank memes. Leaves.
  8. Showing memes to my mum Me: *passes phone to mom to show a dank meme
    Mom: who is that?
    Me: I don't know mom, just laugh and gimme back my phone.
  9. I just sat on my keyboard and accidentally made a dank meme Bottom text
  10. You probably think that you are a dank kid But there will always be a German danke.

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Dank One Liners

Which dank one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dank? I can suggest the ones about dope and sank.

  1. What do you say when a German shares a meme with you? Danke.
  2. What does the German say when you show him a good meme? Danke.
  3. What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.
  4. In Germany, online jokes can be given as a sign of thanks. They call them danke memes.
  5. What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes
  6. What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes
  7. What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him? Danke
  8. Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.
  9. What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content? Danke, meme.
  10. What do you say to your friend with the best memes? Danks
  11. Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke.
  12. I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes. They always say 'feeling dank'
  13. What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement.
  14. (Tips hat at the Devil) "M'ephistopheles"
    (Inspired by a comment on a dank meme)
  15. What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong

Dank Memes Jokes

Here is a list of funny dank memes jokes and even better dank memes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Mom, what does hypocrisy mean? - Best Dank Memes Vine Compilation
  • What is a german meme called? Danke meme
  • What do Germans say when you send them a fire meme? Danke!
  • What did the German say to the abundance of old memes vielen dank
  • How Quantum Theory? Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.
  • explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved
  • I like my women like I like my memes... Dank
  • white people only look at dank memes because spicy memes are too spicy
  • People who have made all the dank memes must think they really *nailed it*
  • Why are germans generally more grateful on the internet? They like danke memes...

Dank Meme Jokes

Here is a list of funny dank meme jokes and even better dank meme puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My memes are so dank... If you know what I meme
  • I like this meme Dank you.
  • If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how much is a dank meme worth? 42.
  • What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank
  • I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank.
  • Why do people call memes "dank"? Because they release dopameme!
  • what did internet man say to other internet mam "dank meme"
  • What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism
  • How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams? 9/11 beams
  • Jet Steel can't melt dank memes
Dank joke, Jet

Dank joke, Jet

Giggle-Inducing Dank Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about dank you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dill jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dank pranks.

There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car…

It must of been some dank w**..., because I'm an only child.

Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What do you call the action of a banker buying w**...?

A dank transaction

Where does h**... get his dank memes?

Neingag

A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind

and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee t**... her rusty bust in l**... musty dusty custody.

What's the dankest coffee?

Kappa-chino

Dank joke, What did the German say to the abundance of old memes