Dank Jokes

Funniest Dank Short Jokes

Short dank jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dank humour may include short hanks jokes also.

1. What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common? They were all born to die
2. What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? "Donkey!" (Danke)
   You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
3. What did the Hawaiian dope dealer say to the Eskimo tourist? Danks for da kine cold stranger!
4. Aliens don't exist. Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.
5. Showing memes to my mum Me: *passes phone to mom to show a dank meme
   Mom: who is that?
   Me: I don't know mom, just laugh and gimme back my phone.
6. Boy: Hey, you're Charlie Chaplin aren't you? Take this money to pursue your dreams. Mr. Chaplin: Danke!
7. Mom, what does hypocrisy mean? - Best Dank Memes Vine Compilation
8. What did the German say to the abundance of old memes vielen dank
9. How Quantum Theory? Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.
10. explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved

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Dank One Liners

Which dank one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dank? I can suggest the ones about dope and dill.

1. What do you say when a German shares a meme with you? Danke.
2. What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schön.
3. In Germany, online jokes can be given as a sign of thanks. They call them danke memes.
4. What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes
5. Why can't vets use dank memes? Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.
6. What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content? Danke, meme.
7. What do you say to your friend with the best memes? Danks
8. Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke.
9. I'm no linguist, but all Germans really appreciate memes. They always say 'feeling dank'
10. What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma? A dank statement.
11. (Tips hat at the Devil) "M'ephistopheles"
    (Inspired by a comment on a dank meme)
12. What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong
13. Alien spaceship arrives at Earth. Browses dank memes. Leaves.
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14. I just sat on my keyboard and accidentally made a dank meme Bottom text
15. How did the German thank the rapper's girlfriend? Baaa-Danke

Dank Memes Jokes

Here is a list of funny dank memes jokes and even better dank memes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I like my women like I like my memes... Dank
• white people only look at dank memes because spicy memes are too spicy
• People who have made all the dank memes must think they really *nailed it*
• My memes are so dank... If you know what I meme
• I like this meme Dank you.
• If a picture is worth a thousand words, then how much is a dank meme worth? 42.
• What did one meme say to the other meme? Dank
• I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank.
• Why do people call memes "dank"? Because they release dopameme!
• what did internet man say to other internet mam "dank meme"

Dank Meme Jokes

Here is a list of funny dank meme jokes and even better dank meme puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism
• How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams? 9/11 beams
• Jet Steel can't melt dank memes

Giggle-Inducing Dank Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about dank you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grateful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dank pranks.