Dank Jokes

Following is our collection of admittedly puns and dope one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dank jokes for adults, dirty mages jokes and clean sultry dad gags for kids.

The Best Dank Puns

There is a hero that is a Llama

He is the best at fighting crimes, solving crimes and saving the day. However, a villain outsmarted him. He was faced with saving either Marley Dank or the Llama chick that he liked, he could only choose one to save. I guess you can say that he was having a dillama

The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car…

It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child.

Why can't vets use dank memes?

Because they'd get fired for beating a dead horse.

What is the dankest kind of pizza?


Who's the dankest pokemon?


What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

(Tips hat at the Devil)


(Inspired by a comment on a dank meme)

Where does Hitler get his dank memes?


What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common?

They were all born to die

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind

and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.

That's right, a gusty trustee thrust her rusty bust in lusty musty dusty custody.

What's the dankest coffee?


Aliens don't exist.

Even if they do, they'd cringe to death after browsing our dank memes.

Alien spaceship arrives at Earth.

Browses dank memes. Leaves.

Showing memes to my mum

Me: *passes phone to mom to show a dank meme
Mom: who is that?
Me: I don't know mom, just laugh and gimme back my phone.

I just sat on my keyboard and accidentally made a dank meme

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You probably think that you are a dank kid

But there will always be a German danke.

Mom, what does hypocrisy mean?

- Best Dank Memes Vine Compilation

What did the German say to the abundance of old memes

vielen dank

How Quantum Theory?

Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.

explain politics to me like i am Captain Internet, Protector of the Lolcats and i won't listen to anything you tell me unless there are multiple dank memes involved

I like my women like I like my memes...


There is an abundance of steamy jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 22 funniest jokes and dank puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any musty witze you can hear about dank.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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