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Three men and a parachute

So, a norwegian, a danish and a swedish person are on a private flight. Suddenly, the pilot turns on the speaker and says:
"The plane is malfunctioning and is going to c**.... There's three parachutes, and I'm going to take one. You're going to have to figure out who doesn't get one".
He then proceeds to jump out of the plane.
The three men panic, but the norwegian tells the others to calm down and then says to the swedish person: "Here. You take one, we'll figure out who gets the last one." And the swedish jumps.
The norwegian then turns to the danish person and says: "Let's grab the chutes and get out of this thing."
The danish says, very confused:" But you just gave the second to last parachute to that swedish guy? There's only one left now."
To which the norwegian replies: "Relax man, I gave him my backpack."

A Danish person will not be nostalgic about old Beatles songs.

But a norwegian wood.

The name and symbol for Bluetooth are based on a Danish-Norwegian king, dubbed 'Harald Bluetooth'

He had three wives, and four children between them. One then became his heir.
In other words, Bluetooth paired successfully

Fun fact: Popeye the Sailor Man isn't actually all that strong by Danish or Norwegian standards...

... but he's strong to the Finnish!

It turns out I'm Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish

Apparently there's more, but I can't Finnish.

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