Danish Jokes
43 danish jokes and hilarious danish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about danish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Danish jokes often center around topics like alcohol, sex, and flatulence. If you're looking for a laugh, check out these hilarious Danish jokes.
Funniest Danish Short Jokes
Short danish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The danish humour may include short norwegian swede jokes also.
- What happens if a Danish blonde moves to Sweden? The average intelligence of both countries goes up.
- If you go to a Scandinavian bakery you could Finnish a Swedish Danish. Norway I'd make this up!
- Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out? I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
- Some of the biggest red flags I can think of are Danish, Chinese, Spainish, Turkish, or albanian And to a lesser extent, Canadian, Indonesean, Hatian, American, and Japanese
- I have very nearly signed up for Danish language classes I just need to dot the A's and cross the O's
- Did you know that Danish boats are given barcodes when they leave ports? So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in
- It turns out I'm Norwegian, Swedish, and Danish Apparently there's more, but I can't Finnish.
- Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose "Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution!
-Danish Anwar - What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper? They both slowly remove clogs.
^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage. - I was making some Scandinavian pastries but discovered afterwards that I didn't use enough sugar. So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.
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Danish One Liners
Which danish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with danish? I can suggest the ones about dutch and swede.
- What did the Danish bricklayer say when someone tried to grab him?
- I had to throw out all of my danish currency I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus
- A Danish person will not be nostalgic about old Beatles songs. But a norwegian wood.
- Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!
- Why did the Danish person become a plumber? Because he loves clogs
- How do you say "prison lingo" in one word? Danish
- What book are you reading? Some new Danish author.
- Q:What makes fish jumpy? A: Spring water
(Transmogrified Danish joke) - A cannibal and a vegetarian go to lunch. They both order a Danish.
- What's a dogs favourite pastry? A GREAT DANISH!!
- One Thing to Know About Danish Cops They Can't Lego Of Their Donuts
- Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf. - All of the children were Danish, smart and able, except Eden She was from Sweden.
- So a guy wants to live on a Danish island... He finds that the island is empty.
- What do you call a Danish s**...? A Denmarksmen
Danish Pastry Jokes
Here is a list of funny danish pastry jokes and even better danish pastry puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I had a delicious breakfast. It was a nice flaky pastry filled with dog meat. I think it was called a Great Danish.
Quirky and Hilarious Danish Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about danish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean viking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make danish pranks.
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Three men and a parachute
So, a norwegian, a danish and a swedish person are on a private flight. Suddenly, the pilot turns on the speaker and says:
"The plane is malfunctioning and is going to c**.... There's three parachutes, and I'm going to take one. You're going to have to figure out who doesn't get one".
He then proceeds to jump out of the plane.
The three men panic, but the norwegian tells the others to calm down and then says to the swedish person: "Here. You take one, we'll figure out who gets the last one." And the swedish jumps.
The norwegian then turns to the danish person and says: "Let's grab the chutes and get out of this thing."
The danish says, very confused:" But you just gave the second to last parachute to that swedish guy? There's only one left now."
To which the norwegian replies: "Relax man, I gave him my backpack."
Translated from danish: 2 drunk sits in a bar.
One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle.....
The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:
In today's European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn't seem to have an issue at all.
Must be an issue with Czechs and balances.
Did you hear about the guys who built fake chickens and sold them on the Danish market?
They really made a kylling
A Danish family are having lunch.
The youngest person, a 3 year-old, eats all his food and then says "I am finish!", as he couldn't talk properly.
His mum replies >!How dare you! We are Danish, not Finnish!!<
How do speakers of Dutch, English, French and Danish communicate with each other?
They speak Mumble-Saxon.
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A danish with one hole in the middle is a donut. A danish with two holes in the middle is...
Most likely dead
