Following is our collection of sweden puns and oslo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Danish jokes for adults, dirty scandinavian jokes and clean fjord dad gags for kids.
The average intelligence of both countries goes up.
So, a norwegian, a danish and a swedish person are on a private flight. Suddenly, the pilot turns on the speaker and says:
"The plane is malfunctioning and is going to crash. There's three parachutes, and I'm going to take one. You're going to have to figure out who doesn't get one".
He then proceeds to jump out of the plane.
The three men panic, but the norwegian tells the others to calm down and then says to the swedish person: "Here. You take one, we'll figure out who gets the last one." And the swedish jumps.
The norwegian then turns to the danish person and says: "Let's grab the chutes and get out of this thing."
The danish says, very confused:" But you just gave the second to last parachute to that swedish guy? There's only one left now."
To which the norwegian replies: "Relax man, I gave him my backpack."
One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle.....
The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:
I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus
Norway I'd make this up!
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A Denmarksmen
... but he's strong to the Finnish!
Danish
Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution!
-Danish Anwar
They both slowly remove clogs.
^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.
Apparently there's more, but I can't Finnish.
Well they are both synonym rolls!!
They really made a kylling
A: Spring water
(Transmogrified Danish joke)
The youngest person, a 3 year-old, eats all his food and then says "I am finish!", as he couldn't talk properly.
His mum replies >!How dare you! We are Danish, not Finnish!!<
They speak Mumble-Saxon.
He must have known he was going down right?
Most likely dead
A pastriot.
They both order a Danish.
So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.
A GREAT DANISH!!
One couple are Wed Danes and the other are Dead Waynes.
I think it was called a Great Danish.
They Can't Lego Of Their Donuts
Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish
Because he was unholy.
Some new Danish author.
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