Following is our collection of funny Danish jokes. There are some danish oslo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these danish fjord puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
So, a norwegian, a danish and a swedish person are on a private flight. Suddenly, the pilot turns on the speaker and says:
"The plane is malfunctioning and is going to crash. There's three parachutes, and I'm going to take one. You're going to have to figure out who doesn't get one".
He then proceeds to jump out of the plane.
The three men panic, but the norwegian tells the others to calm down and then says to the swedish person: "Here. You take one, we'll figure out who gets the last one." And the swedish jumps.
The norwegian then turns to the danish person and says: "Let's grab the chutes and get out of this thing."
The danish says, very confused:" But you just gave the second to last parachute to that swedish guy? There's only one left now."
To which the norwegian replies: "Relax man, I gave him my backpack."
One says: My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle.....
The other guy things for a bit then replies: Then why don't you take the bicycle from it?.... (c:
Some new Danish author.
So I ended up with sweet-ish Danish.
They both order a Danish.
They both slowly remove clogs.
^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.
Because he was unholy.
Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish
Well they are both synonym rolls!!
A pastriot.
You can explore danish sweden reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean danish scandinavian dad jokes. There are also danish puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution!
-Danish Anwar
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
They Can't Lego Of Their Donuts
A Denmarksmen
The average intelligence of both countries goes up.
... but he's strong to the Finnish!
Danish
He must have known he was going down right?
Most likely dead
They really made a kylling
They speak Mumble-Saxon.
Apparently there's more, but I can't Finnish.
I think it was called a Great Danish.
One couple are Wed Danes and the other are Dead Waynes.
A GREAT DANISH!!
A: Spring water
(Transmogrified Danish joke)
The youngest person, a 3 year-old, eats all his food and then says "I am finish!", as he couldn't talk properly.
His mum replies >!How dare you! We are Danish, not Finnish!!<
I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus
Norway I'd make this up!
So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the danish swedeners jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working danish romanian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.