Daniels Jokes

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  1. The only person Trump ever hired who was actually qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels Now you know who the best people are
  2. I'll never forget what my grandad told me before he kicked the bucket Daniel I'm sick of this bucket
  3. What's the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
  4. Our family surname is Daniels So rather hilariously we named our first child Jack.
    She hates it.
  5. Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic... He was in Daniel.
  6. Buttsex is a lot like spinach If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult.
    Thank you Daniel Tosh.
  7. People are so political these days... ...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".
  8. Three old women sneak some Jack Daniels into a baseball game, taking shots after each half inning. What inning is it now? It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.
  9. Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?
  10. After my best friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. Then I secretly taught it to say, "Daniel, it's your brother. reincarnation is real!"

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Daniels joke, After my best friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about daniels can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of daniels puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Daniels One Liners

Which daniels one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daniels? I can suggest the ones about jack and supposedly.

  1. I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic..... I was in Daniel.
  2. My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel...
  3. I couldn't accept that I was both gay and dyslexic I was in Daniel
  4. My Friend couldn't believe he was gay and dyslexic He's still in daniel
  5. My friend can't believe he's both gay AND dyslexic... He's STILL in Daniel.
  6. I have a dyslexic gay friend but he is refusing to admit it... He's in Daniel
  7. My friend realised the other day that is he both gay and dyslexic. He's still in Daniel.
  8. Jack Daniels couldn't be here today, But he's here in spirit.
  9. I couldn't believe I was gay and dyslexic.. I was in Daniel.
  10. A washbasin is trying to enter your house. Let that sink in.
    (Daniel Maier)
  11. We are all like Stormy Daniels now. Just waiting for him to finish.
  12. My dyslexic friend insisted he wasn't gay but I knew He was in Daniel.
  13. What kind of car did Mr. Miyagi drive? Focus, Daniel-san
  14. What do you call it when you steal a bottle of Jack Daniel's? A Whiskey Move
  15. I realise I was Dyslexic and gay... When I was in daniel.

Jack Daniels Jokes

Here is a list of funny jack daniels jokes and even better jack daniels puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A guy walks into a bar.. ..and orders a Jack Daniels with coke. The bartender asks if Pepsi is okay. "Whatever, sure" says the guy. So, the bartender mixes a Pepsi with coke for him.
  • What's the difference between Jack Daniels and Davy Crockett? Jack Daniels is still killing Natives.
  • Whats the diffrence between General Custer and Jack Daniel's? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians.
  • Whats the difference between amy winehouse and Jack Daniels. Jack Daniels comes alive when you add coke.
  • I made a drink called Hit The Road Jack It's Jack Daniels mixed with methanol.
    (Blind jokes are the best kind)
  • Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels
  • I invented a new drink. Ginger beer and Jack Daniel's. I call it the Stormy Daniel's.
  • If you enjoy Jack Daniels... Then try his sister Stormy!
  • The best thing about tea is you can drink it at work The best thing about Jack Daniels is it looks like tea!
  • People often ask me if I'm team Edward or team Jacob I'm actually team Jack Daniels
Daniels joke, People often ask me if I'm team Edward or team Jacob

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What funny jokes about daniels you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jeopardy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make daniels prank.

Blondes and Blind Cowboy

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
* The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
* The bouncer is a blonde girl.
* I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
* The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
* The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head
and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

I'm seeing a lot of blonde jokes, so here's mine.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were talking about their boyfriends and decided they wanted to give them nicknames.
The brunette says, "I'll name mine 7-Up because he is 7 inches and always up for me."
The redhead says, "I'll name mine Mountain Dew because he always wants to mount and dew me."
The blonde thinks for a moment and says, "I'll name my boyfriend Jack Daniels. He's a hard liquor."

A traditional Indian woman walks into a bar for the first time...

She sits down between two men.
She hears the first man says to the bartender "Johnny Walker, single."
Then second man says to the bartender "Jack Daniels, single."
The bartender turns to the Indian woman... She says "Pushpaben Patel, Married."

A blonde visited a bar...

A blonde visited a bar for the first time, sat at the table in front of the bartender.
A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"
A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single "
The bartender looked at the lady, said ,"and what about you?"
Lady replied,"Amber Smith, Married"

A priest is in the confessional box...

A priest is in the confessional box and he has to go to the restroom, so he grabs an alter boy and says, "Take over for me for a couple minutes."
A man enters the box. "Bless me father for I have sinned..."
The boy says, "The priest will be back in a few minutes."
The man replies,"I'm in a bit of a hurry. Do you know what Father Daniels usually gives for o**... s**...?"
The boy says, "Well, he usually gives me a candy bar and a five bucks."

A lady from India visited the USA for the first time and visited a bar...

She sat in front of the bartender with two guys sitting on either side of her.
"Jack Daniels, single." Ordered the one on her left.
Johnny Walker, single." Ordered the one on the right.
The bartender then looked at the lady and asked, "And you, ma'am?"
"Sonia Patel, married." She replied.

Three women decide to compare their husbands to soft drinks.

Three women are out to brunch, and they're talking about who has the best husband. One of them decides they should compare their respective husbands to soft drinks (sodas).
First woman: "My husband is like 7UP, because he's 7 inches and he's always up."
Second woman: "Well my husband is like Mountain Dew, because when he's mountin' me, he knows what to do."
Third woman: "Well my husband is like Jack Daniels."
First woman: "That's not a soft drink!"
Third woman: "I know, but he's a hard l**...."

The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to kill Native Americans...

Apparently Jack Daniels still does.

What's the difference between the g**... and Jack Daniels?

I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels.

My girlfriend gave me the nickname Jack Daniels

Because she says I'm a hard l**...!

My Last 3 Boyfriends gossip

Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year.
One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I've had, I've named after soda pops. The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up.
The second one I called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do.
The third I called Jack Daniels. Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. Isn't Jack Daniels hard liquor?"
The girl smiles and says "Yes it is"

My wife says I have a problem with alcohol a**....

I politely told her I don't. I managed to stay calm and kiss her goodnight even though I was getting so angry.
When she went to bed I punched my bottle of Jack Daniels.

At this morning's White House press briefing...

JOURNALIST: Mr President! Are you concerned about coups?
TRUMP: Stormy Daniels? Believe me, it never happened.

Stormy Daniels has a gag order.

How small is it that you have to tell someone to gag?

60 minutes was good, but still my least favorite Stormy Daniels video

Stormy Daniels revelations could be enough to bring down a President.

Or she could be just a Storm in a D cup.

Back when Stormy Daniels was in high school, none of her fellow classmen realized she would go down in history.

Guys were usually getting it in the gym locker room or behind the teacher's parking lot.

Instead of Hillary Clinton, maybe Stormy Daniels should have run against Trump?

I'm pretty sure she would've spanked him.

Worst f**... in golf history

1. Stormy Daniels
2. O. J. Simpson
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Bill Clinton
Why? You ask
1. Stormy is a h**....
2. O. J. is a slicer.
3. Ted can't drive over water, and
4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last..

What's the difference between Michael Avenatti and the average veterinarian?

One deals with Stormy Daniels, one deals with wormy spaniels.

What does Stormy Daniels have in common with American farmers?

They both got s**... and paid off by Trump.

Name, Occupation.

Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
o**... bin Laden, ex-t**....
Convicted r**..., Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist

Hurricane Florence

White House advisor.......
"Mr Trump , Hurricane Florence is causing trouble."
President Trump.....
"Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels!"
Nicked from fb

Secretary walks into the President's room

Secretary: Mr.President, Hurricane Florence is causing trouble.
Trump: Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels.

I went to a liquor store yesterday on my bicycle.

I bought a bottle of Jack Daniels. I tied it to my bicycle carrier.
I was about to leave. Then I realised that if I fell off the bike on the way home, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the JD before I rode back.
Finally it turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

An indian lady visited a bar for the first time

She was nervous but sat on one tall stool in front of the bartender.
The guy sitting on her left said: "Jack Daniels, Single"
The guy on her right side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"
Then the bartender looked at the lady & said: And you..?
The lady replied: "Parmjeet kaur, Married.

What does Stormy Daniels got in common with her lawyer Michael Avenatti?

They're both insatiable self-pluggers

Today Donald trump Called Stormy Daniels a horse face and I find that highly offensive...

To horses everywhere who now have to deal with the stigma of now being compared to stormy daniels.

Stormy Daniels was just admitted to a hospital...

Her condition is stable.

"Come on everybody let'**... the polls like our lives depend on it!"

- Stormy Daniels

I was really impressed with Stormy Daniels Memoir

It's 200 pages. I really thought it was going to be coloring book.

Breaking: Stormi Daniels reaction to president Trumps Syria decision.

Shocked Trump pulls out when he said he would

One of Trump's advisors ran up to him and asked in a panic what to do about Hurricane Katrina...

Trump said: "Give her the same deal we gave Stormy Daniels."

Nancy Pelosi just thrashed Trump over this shut-down business.

But Stormy Daniels showed us that Trump likes getting spanked by a woman.

A doctor, a nurse, and a mom walk into a bar

The doctor sits first and orders a shot of Jack Daniels
The nurse sits second and orders a shot of Jose Cuervo
The mom sits last and says I'm sorry, I don't do shots. then falls to the floor dead from measles.

I was fishing when I ran out of bait. I saw a small snake nearby trying to s**... a frog and knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket...

Now, the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit, so I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.
It was that snake, with two more frogs...

Michael Avenatti is no longer representing Stormy Daniels

In other words - he pulled out

What does lebron james and stormy Daniels have in common

They both get paid to play with orange b**...

Apparently Stormy Daniels was misquoted, and what she actually said was that Trump's junk looked like A Little Potato. You know...

A little *d**...-tater*

A drunk orders a shot of Wild Turkey....

Sorry sir, we don't have Wild Turkey only a House bourbon? What can I get you?
I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey
I'm so sorry sir, we just ran out, how about a Jack Daniels
I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey
Okay sir, if you can spell Wild Turkey, I'll get you a shot
W-I-L-D T-U-R-K-E-Y, Wild Turkey
Sir you forgot the F
There's no F in Wild Turkey
That's what I've been trying to tell you,

A man walks into a bar sporting the worst haircut you've ever seen...

"Give me two shots of Jack Daniels," he says to the bartender. "One for me, and one for you."
"You know I don't drink on the job," the bartender says, pouring the man a shot.
Downing the drink, the man replies, "And that's why I like you better than my barber."

It was h**... Choo's first time in America, and he was excited to visit an American bar .

He quickly locates one and finds a seat by the counter, where two other men are already seated.
The surly bartender tilts his head at the first man, who says Jack Daniels, single.
The bartender nods and looks towards the second man, who says, Johnny Walker, single.
The bartender then turns to h**... Choo...
h**... Choo, married!

A wife is complaining about her husband spending all his time at the local tavern, so one night he takes her along with him.

"What'll ya have?" he asks.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replies.
So the husband orders a couple of Jack Daniels and gulps his down in one go.
His wife watches him, then takes a sip from her glass and immediately spits it out.
"Yuck! It tastes awful, worse than awful!" she splutters. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go!" cries the husband. "And you think I am out enjoying myself every night!"

Tonight I'm planning to watch the movie where Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play two math students

Numb and Number

A lad named Jack confronts his alcoholic father

You s**... old man, our last name is Inoff you did this on purpose!
His father replies Nah I named you after Jack Daniels. But that's pretty d**... funny too!

Daniels joke, A guy walks into a bar..

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