Daniel Name Jokes
18 daniel name jokes and hilarious daniel name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about daniel name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Daniel Name Short Jokes
Short daniel name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The daniel name humour may include short jack daniels jokes also.
- Our family surname is Daniels So rather hilariously we named our first child Jack.
She hates it. - Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like
Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn - I've spent a lot of time in nature. But never have I seen a cliff rad enough to name Daniel.
- I like my women like I like my whisky Twelve years old and named Jack Daniel's for some reason
- What's with girls having weird names nowadays? I recently slept with a girl and after s**... she was like "I'm Fifteen" I was like that's nice I'm Daniel.
- Name, Occupation. Donald Trump, President.
Stormy Daniels, Pornstar.
o**... bin Laden, ex-t**....
Convicted r**..., Brock Turner.
Joel Osteen - Televangelist
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Daniel Name One Liners
Which daniel name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with daniel name? I can suggest the ones about steven name and andrew name.
- What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie? Probably, "Bond Voyage."
- Do you know, what was the name of the man who interviewed Daniel Radcliffe? Herr Riporter
Daniel Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about daniel name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make daniel name pranks.
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
A lad named Jack confronts his alcoholic father
You s**... old man, our last name is Inoff you did this on purpose!
His father replies Nah I named you after Jack Daniels. But that's pretty d**... funny too!
I'm seeing a lot of blonde jokes, so here's mine.
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were talking about their boyfriends and decided they wanted to give them nicknames.
The brunette says, "I'll name mine 7-Up because he is 7 inches and always up for me."
The redhead says, "I'll name mine Mountain Dew because he always wants to mount and dew me."
The blonde thinks for a moment and says, "I'll name my boyfriend Jack Daniels. He's a hard liquor."
Three blondes had boyfriends all named John and they kept getting confused.
They decided to name them after sodas. The first girl said, "I'll call mine 7 Up, because he's seven inches and he's always up." The next girl said, "I'll call mine Mountain Dew, because he mounts me and knows exactly what to do." The last girl goes, "I'll call mine Jack Daniels." The other girls yelled at her and said, "That's not a soda! That's a hard l**...!"
My Last 3 Boyfriends gossip
Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year.
One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I've had, I've named after soda pops. The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up.
The second one I called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do.
The third I called Jack Daniels. Then the other girl interrupts saying "Hold on a minute. Isn't Jack Daniels hard liquor?"
The girl smiles and says "Yes it is"
That's my Charlie!
Three women are sitting around talking about their husbands s**... life when one posed the question, "If you could name your husbands junk after any soft drink what would it be?"
The first lady says, "Well I'd name my husbands Mountain Dew, because it's as big as a mountain and all he wants to do!"
The second lady quips, "I'd name my husbands 7-Up, because it's 7 inches and it's always up!"
The third lady responds, "Well I'd name my husbands Jack Daniel's!"
The other ladies laughed and said, "That's not a soft drink! It's a hard liquor".
The third ladies replies, "That's my Charlie!"
Three women sitting in a bar having a drink.
Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie. One day they decide to name their boyfriends after softdrinks to tell the difference between them.
The first one says "I'll name mine 7-up because he's seven inches and always up."
The second one says "I'll name mine MOUNTAIN DEW because he likes to mount and do me."
And the third one says "I'll name mine Jack Daniels." The others say "Hey! That's not a softdrink that's a hard l**...!". She says "That's My Georgie!!"
Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy...
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy!"