Daniel Jokes

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The Best Daniel Puns

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic.....

I was in Daniel.

My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic...

He is still in Daniel...

What's with girls having weird names nowadays?

I recently slept with a girl and after sex she was like "I'm Fifteen" I was like that's nice I'm Daniel.

I couldn't accept that I was both gay and dyslexic

I was in Daniel

My Friend couldn't believe he was gay and dyslexic

He's still in daniel

I'll never forget what my grandad told me before he kicked the bucket

Daniel I'm sick of this bucket

My friend realised the other day that is he both gay and dyslexic.

He's still in Daniel.

Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic...

He was in Daniel.

Buttsex is a lot like spinach

If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult.

Thank you Daniel Tosh.

People are so political these days...

...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".

I couldn't believe I was gay and dyslexic..

I was in Daniel.

A washbasin is trying to enter your house.

Let that sink in.

(Daniel Maier)

Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay?

He's still in daniel.

My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales

I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!

What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander?

One acts a little, one acts a lottle

I realise I was Dyslexic and gay...

When I was in daniel.

There is a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the new James Bond film...

... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.

Daniel Craig asks a man if the man's wife will sleep with him for a million dollars.....

The man asks Daniel to give him a day to think about it. Next day, the man comes back and says his wife said yes, but she needs more time to raise the money.

Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.

I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.

A group of celebrities are at a party hosted by Michael J Fox

The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred

Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?

This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

Being an ugly woman is like being a man...

You're going to have to work.

-Daniel Tosh

What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex?


My ex used to have two cheat days during a week

One where she went out for burgers and cheesecake with her friends, and one where she had sex with Daniel.

My 3 sons placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a talent contest judged by Lee Kun-hee

Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung

Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?

No, but Elijah would.

I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend.

"That's fine," she said, "Just not with another girl."

"OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel." I replied.

Where do you find a closeted dyslexic homosexual man?

He is in Daniel

Olympic curling seems like the kind of game...

Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.

I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate,

And the one that works at Nintendo.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength.

Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?

Chris Christie's name...

Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like

Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn

I still don't see why Daniel Radcliffe was cast for Now You See Me 2.

I just can't see him as a magician.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

Did you hear that Daniel Day Lewis is retiring from acting?

My left foot he is!

Danielle is going to show me her tattoos.

She has got a bird on her hand, and two.....

I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance.


Credit - Daniel Tosh

In developing a technique to turn white dogs into Dalmatians....

...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.

I don't know whether I'm gay or dyslexic

I'm in daniel

Did you hear where they're looking for the new James Bond actor?

In Daniel Craigslist

I feel like Daniel Day Lewis every time I floss...

because there will be blood.

Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave

The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway

Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster...

... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."

"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.

I've spent a lot of time in nature.

But never have I seen a cliff rad enough to name Daniel.

Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration?

He wouldn't whacks off

Best icebreaker inside

Me: Titanic
Her: What?
Me: Just thourgt it would be a good icebreaker

- Daniel Arestin

I hired a Princess for our 10-year-old Daughter

When the princess got here, She was wearing Lingerie, She told me she was here for Daniel. Daniel is our 20-year-old son.

Despite my objections, my pastor told me and my boyfriend that homosexuality and dyslexia are sinful.

I guess I'm in Daniel

I had a friend who was in denial, and I was right...

...although I had been pronouncing it wrong, he was in Daniel.

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