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I was in Daniel.
What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?
"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"
Daniel Morcombe
If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult.
Thank you Daniel Tosh.
The man asks Daniel to give him a day to think about it. Next day, the man comes back and says his wife said yes, but she needs more time to raise the money.
Sad Dan
He's still in daniel.
"That's fine," she said, "Just not with another girl."
"OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel." I replied.
Bondage!
Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like
Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn
The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway
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Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
And the one that works at Nintendo.
I recently slept with a girl and after sex she was like "I'm Fifteen" I was like that's nice I'm Daniel.
You're going to have to work.
-Daniel Tosh
He is still in Daniel...
I just can't see him as a magician.
...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.
Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?
My left foot he is!
Daniel I'm sick of this bucket
because there will be blood.
No, but Elijah would.
The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred
Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?
I was in Daniel
One where she went out for burgers and cheesecake with her friends, and one where she had sex with Daniel.
He's still in daniel
She has got a bird on her hand, and two.....
Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
Let that sink in.
(Daniel Maier)
Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung
I'm in daniel
One acts a little, one acts a lottle
...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".
Fake.
Credit - Daniel Tosh
He's still in Daniel.
When I was in daniel.
He was in Daniel.
In Daniel Craigslist
He is in Daniel
I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.
I was in Daniel.
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.
Probably, "Bond Voyage."
He's in Daniel
Then I secretly taught it to say, "Daniel, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"
He's STILL in Daniel.
Did you hear about the dyslexic who refused to believe he was gay?
He was in Daniel.
No Time To Dye
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