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I was in Daniel.
He is still in Daniel...
I recently slept with a girl and after sex she was like "I'm Fifteen" I was like that's nice I'm Daniel.
I was in Daniel
He's still in daniel
Daniel I'm sick of this bucket
He's still in Daniel.
He was in Daniel.
If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult.
Thank you Daniel Tosh.
...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".
I was in Daniel.
Let that sink in.
(Daniel Maier)
He's still in daniel.
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
One acts a little, one acts a lottle
When I was in daniel.
... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.
The man asks Daniel to give him a day to think about it. Next day, the man comes back and says his wife said yes, but she needs more time to raise the money.
I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.
The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred
Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?
What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?
"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"
You're going to have to work.
-Daniel Tosh
Bondage!
One where she went out for burgers and cheesecake with her friends, and one where she had sex with Daniel.
Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung
No, but Elijah would.
"That's fine," she said, "Just not with another girl."
"OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel." I replied.
He is in Daniel
Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
And the one that works at Nintendo.
Sad Dan
Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?
Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like
Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn
I just can't see him as a magician.
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
My left foot he is!
She has got a bird on her hand, and two.....
Fake.
Credit - Daniel Tosh
...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.
I'm in daniel
In Daniel Craigslist
because there will be blood.
The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway
... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.
But never have I seen a cliff rad enough to name Daniel.
He wouldn't whacks off
Me: Titanic
Her: What?
Me: Just thourgt it would be a good icebreaker
- Daniel Arestin
When the princess got here, She was wearing Lingerie, She told me she was here for Daniel. Daniel is our 20-year-old son.
I guess I'm in Daniel
...although I had been pronouncing it wrong, he was in Daniel.
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