The Best 50 Daniel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Daniel jokes. There are some daniel evan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these daniel dani puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Daniel Jokes and Puns

I refused to believe I was gay and dyslexic.....

I was in Daniel.

This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

"Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"

Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

Daniel joke, Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

What kind of tequila does Daniel Radcliffe drink?

Patronus...

Buttsex is a lot like spinach

If you're forced to have it as a child. You'll never enjoy it as an adult.

Thank you Daniel Tosh.


Daniel Craig asks a man if the man's wife will sleep with him for a million dollars.....

The man asks Daniel to give him a day to think about it. Next day, the man comes back and says his wife said yes, but she needs more time to raise the money.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Daniel joke, What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay?

He's still in daniel.

I suggested a threesome to my girlfriend.

"That's fine," she said, "Just not with another girl."

"OK then, I'll call up James and Daniel." I replied.

What do you call it when Daniel Craig has kinky sex?

Bondage!

Chris Christie's name...

Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like

Eric Erica
Daniel Danielle
or Bruce Caitlyn

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Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave

The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate,

And the one that works at Nintendo.

What's with girls having weird names nowadays?

I recently slept with a girl and after sex she was like "I'm Fifteen" I was like that's nice I'm Daniel.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man...

You're going to have to work.

-Daniel Tosh

Daniel joke, Being an ugly woman is like being a man...

My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic...

He is still in Daniel...

I still don't see why Daniel Radcliffe was cast for Now You See Me 2.

I just can't see him as a magician.

I've spent a lot of time in nature.

But never have I seen a cliff rad enough to name Daniel.


In developing a technique to turn white dogs into Dalmatians....

...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.

Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster...

... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."

"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.

My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength.

Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?

Did you hear that Daniel Day Lewis is retiring from acting?

My left foot he is!

Daniel Day Lewis retired from acting today...

meaning Daniel Day Lewis' next movie is about a retiree.

I'll never forget what my grandad told me before he kicked the bucket

Daniel I'm sick of this bucket

My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering solution

But they never tell me what I should do about it.

Source : Daniel Gilbert (Stumbling on happiness)

I feel like Daniel Day Lewis every time I floss...

because there will be blood.

Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?

No, but Elijah would.

A group of celebrities are at a party hosted by Michael J Fox

The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig

Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred

Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?

I couldn't accept that I was both gay and dyslexic

I was in Daniel

My ex used to have two cheat days during a week

One where she went out for burgers and cheesecake with her friends, and one where she had sex with Daniel.

My Friend couldn't believe he was gay and dyslexic

He's still in daniel

Danielle is going to show me her tattoos.

She has got a bird on her hand, and two.....

Olympic curling seems like the kind of game...

Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.

A washbasin is trying to enter your house.

Let that sink in.

(Daniel Maier)

My 3 sons placed 1st, 2nd and 3rd in a talent contest judged by Lee Kun-hee

Jake juggled, Daniel danced and Sam sung

I don't know whether I'm gay or dyslexic

I'm in daniel

What's the difference between Daniel Day Lewis and a Mexican Salamander?

One acts a little, one acts a lottle

People are so political these days...

...that you can't even say black paint. Instead, you have to say, "Daniel, please paint my fence".

I'm all for women who get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you to make your outer appearance resemble your inner appearance.

Fake.

Credit - Daniel Tosh

My friend realised the other day that is he both gay and dyslexic.

He's still in Daniel.

I realise I was Dyslexic and gay...

When I was in daniel.

Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic...

He was in Daniel.

Did you hear where they're looking for the new James Bond actor?

In Daniel Craigslist

Where do you find a closeted dyslexic homosexual man?

He is in Daniel

Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.

I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.

I couldn't believe I was gay and dyslexic..

I was in Daniel.

My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales

I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!

There is a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the new James Bond film...

... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.

What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?

Probably, "Bond Voyage."

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