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Daniel Craig has narrowly avoided death after falling into an industrial mixer whilst on a Martini factory tour. Fortunately the machine wasn't switched on.
He is reportedly shaken
Daniel Craig was explaining why his character had grey hair for the first time ever in the franchise.
No Time To Dye
There is a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the new James Bond film...
... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.
Daniel Craig asks a man if the man's wife will sleep with him for a million dollars.....
The man asks Daniel to give him a day to think about it. Next day, the man comes back and says his wife said yes, but she needs more time to raise the money.
What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?
Probably, "Bond Voyage."
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What do you call it when Daniel Craig has k**... s**...?
b**...!
A group of celebrities are at a party hosted by Michael J Fox
The night is a huge success and everyone is enjoying themselves. Michael's working the bar when he's approached by Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig: Martini. shaken not stirred
Michael J Fox: *Looks up* There's a difference?
My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength.
Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?
What would you call Daniel Craig if he had acted in Dr. No?
Denial Craig
How is Daniel Craig a policeman?
He is in Spectre (Inspector)
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