Dani Jokes

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The Best Dani Puns

What happens if a Danish blonde moves to Sweden?

The average intelligence of both countries goes up.

What did the Danish bricklayer say when someone tried to grab him?

Daniel Craig asks a man if the man's wife will sleep with him for a million dollars.....

The man asks Daniel to give him a day to think about it. Next day, the man comes back and says his wife said yes, but she needs more time to raise the money.

Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.

I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.

Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?

No, but Elijah would.


Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football

In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves

I still don't see why Daniel Radcliffe was cast for Now You See Me 2.

I just can't see him as a magician.

Danielle is going to show me her tattoos.

She has got a bird on her hand, and two.....

A Danish family are having lunch.

The youngest person, a 3 year-old, eats all his food and then says "I am finish!", as he couldn't talk properly.



His mum replies >!How dare you! We are Danish, not Finnish!!<

That Danish guy that killed a journalist on his submarine..

He must have known he was going down right?


What did Dani Alves said in team strategy meeting when he got phone call ?

I will be right back

Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave

The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway

Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster...

... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."

"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.

A danish with one hole in the middle is a donut. A danish with two holes in the middle is...

Most likely dead

Daniel Day Lewis retired from acting today...

meaning Daniel Day Lewis' next movie is about a retiree.

Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration?

He wouldn't whacks off

Why did the danish catch fire when he stepped inside the church?

Because he was unholy.

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