The Best 21 Dani Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dani jokes. There are some dani steph jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dani sysadmin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dani Jokes and Puns

What happens if a Danish blonde moves to Sweden?

The average intelligence of both countries goes up.

What did the Danish bricklayer say when someone tried to grab him?

Why do Danish ships have bar codes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Dani joke, Why do Danish ships have bar codes on them?

Daniel Craig asks a man if the man's wife will sleep with him for a million dollars.....

The man asks Daniel to give him a day to think about it. Next day, the man comes back and says his wife said yes, but she needs more time to raise the money.

Did you know that Danish boats are given barcodes when they leave ports?

So when they come back, they can Scan-di-navy-in


Daniel Radcliffe has joined the criticism of J K Rowling over her remarks about transgender issues.

I'd call it a witch-hunt, but he identifies as a wizard.

What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?

Probably, "Bond Voyage."

Dani joke, What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?

Do you think Daniel Radcliffe could ever play a hobbit?

No, but Elijah would.

Danielle is going to show me her tattoos.

She has got a bird on her hand, and two.....

I still don't see why Daniel Radcliffe was cast for Now You See Me 2.

I just can't see him as a magician.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football

In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves

A Danish family are having lunch.

The youngest person, a 3 year-old, eats all his food and then says "I am finish!", as he couldn't talk properly.



His mum replies >!How dare you! We are Danish, not Finnish!!<

What did Dani Alves said in team strategy meeting when he got phone call ?

I will be right back

That Danish guy that killed a journalist on his submarine..

He must have known he was going down right?

Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave

The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway

A danish with one hole in the middle is a donut. A danish with two holes in the middle is...

Most likely dead

Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster...

... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."

"It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.

Daniel Day Lewis retired from acting today...

meaning Daniel Day Lewis' next movie is about a retiree.


Why did the danish catch fire when he stepped inside the church?

Because he was unholy.

Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration?

He wouldn't whacks off

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