The Best 12 Dangerously Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dangerously jokes. There are some dangerously expansion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dangerously barometer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dangerously Jokes and Puns

I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos

Dangerously Cheesy

So people are loading into an airplane

And the pilot of this airplane is blind. At the end of the take off strip is a huge lake. All the people on the plane are relaxing reading books and talking to each other as the airplane starts to roll down the strip. A few people see that they are heading towards a lake but they assume the pilot knows what he's doing. The airplane is going dangerously close to the lake and the plane is still not taking off, at this point people are starting panic. The plane is still not taking off and it's way too close to the lake. At this point everyone on the plane is screaming and yelling because the plane is about to plunge into the lake at the end of the strip. The plane is about 10 feet away from the lake then it lifts off the ground and takes off. The passengers calm down slowly and return to reading and talking . In the front of the plane the pilot laughs to himself and mumbles "one of these days the passengers won't scream and we'll all die."

A man walks into a bar...

Shadily dressed in a trench coat with the collar pulled up and a fedora pulled down over his face. A livid scar runs down his cheek, and his two tone shoes are dangerously polished. In his hands he's carrying an accordion case. The bar falls completely silent. All of the patrons turn pale and freeze as the man strolls up to the bar and sets the case down on the counter. Everyone holds their breath. Suddenly, the man flips open the case and pulls out a machine gun! And everyone in the bar breathes a sigh of relief.

Dangerously joke, A man walks into a bar...

I just checked my BMI and found out...

I'm dangerously under tall.

I was weaving dangerously in the middle of the road this morning…

I really should find a safer place to finish this wicker basket…


My robot was malfunctioning.

He had developed a dangerously shocking personality, so I grounded her for a week.

What do you call a film about a female deer that's always causing dangerously high wind storms?

TornaDOE

Dangerously joke, What do you call a film about a female deer that's always causing dangerously high wind storms?

Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese?

I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy.

Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer?

They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen.

I live very dangerously

I've even told my wife no a couple of times!

The earlier we start Christmas...

the more likely Jesus will be born dangerously premature.

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I like to live dangerously

Sometimes I talk back to my wife

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dangerously fryer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dangerously stranger danger piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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