The Best 7 Dangerfield Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dangerfield jokes. There are some dangerfield age jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dangerfield rodney dangerfield puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dangerfield Jokes and Puns

Thanks, Rodney

(Assume the Dangerfield voice) "My wife and me don't get along too good, y'know? She said she was gonna cut me down to once a month. Once a month!

"Yeah, I guess it's not so bad. I know two guys she cut off completely!"

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I told him I wanted another opinion..

He said fine, you're ugly too

-Rodney Dangerfield
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I asked my wife if shed like me to be in the room with her when she delivered our child

She said "Why? It's not like you were in the room when she was concieved.

RIP Rodney Dangerfield

Dangerfield joke, I asked my wife if shed like me to be in the room with her when she delivered our child

I got an incredible price on a Rodney Dangerfield VHS tape

Blockbuster was having a Back to School sale!

When I was born I was so ugly...

the doctor slapped my mother.


I Don't Get No Respect

I went into a bar and asked for a double. The bartender went into the back and came out with a guy who looked like me.
-Rodney Dangerfield

I went into a bar and said to the bartender, Surprise me...

So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.

~Rodney Dangerfield

Dangerfield joke, I went into a bar and said to the bartender,  Surprise me...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dangerfield understand jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dangerfield rip piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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