dane cook Jokes

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I wrote a joke for a stand-up routine that I'll never get to do.

Being a comedian is tough. Even when you write your own material, everyone accuses you of stealing from other comedians.

Jokes about airline food? Observational comedy? "You got that from George Carlin!"

One liners? "You can't do that, Mitch Hedberg does that!"

You tell a joke that sucks? "You definitely stole that from Dane Cook!"

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.


"I'm sorry," says the maรฎtre d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."

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"When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian," said Dane Cook.

"Nobody's laughing now!"

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Screw this! I'm going to leave the original joke making to the professionals!

Dane Cook...

Amy Schumer...

Carlos Mencia...

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If Dane Cook was a dog, what kind of dog would he be?

Definitely not a Great Dane

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Despite the massive age difference, my dad was surprisingly relieved to hear I was dating Dane Cook.

He said at least he won't try anything funny.

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Rape isn't funny..

Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny.

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FUNNIEST thing Dane Cook ever said.

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Whenever somebody says the next person like Trump is going to be worse than him...

I am heartened by the fact that they said the same thing about Dane Cook.

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TIL: A famous comedian's close family member was charge with killing a dog and spreading it on his Tacos!

It appears... Great Dane Cook's Great Grandfather Grated and cooked a great Great Dane.

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What are the most funny Dane Cook jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Dane Cook? Well, here are the best Dane Cook dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Dane Cook pick up lines to share with friends.

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