Dandy Jokes
26 dandy jokes and hilarious dandy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dandy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dandy Short Jokes
Short dandy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dandy humour may include short dizzy jokes also.
- Yankee doodle keep it up, Yankee doodle dandy... Yankee doodle went to town and got himself a handy.
- What's the difference between a w**... and a lion in drag? One is a dandelion and one is a dandy lion!
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Dandy One Liners
Which dandy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dandy? I can suggest the ones about jolly and dashing.
- What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion.
- What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy lion
- What do you call a well dressed feline? Dandy-lion
- What can a happy lion and a flower have in common? They can both be dandy.
- If Snagglepuss is gay... ... does that make him a "Dandy Lion"?
- Are you sure you're the dandy highwayman? Yes, I'm adamant
- What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
A dandy lion. - What do you call a fop that is good at fixing things? A handy dandy.
- There was once a lion with no hair on his head, so we named him... Dandy Lion
- Why was the botanist afraid of the garden? Because there were dandy lions.
- What kind a lion doesn't roar? A dandy lion
- Roses are red, and I think you're dandy, lets go to my house, and give me a handy.
- What do you call a really good dad who's disabled A handycap dandy pap
- What do you call a p**...-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!

Gather Around for Heartwarming Dandy Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about dandy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fancy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dandy pranks.
Three kids are in a park with their father
The first child approaches the father and asks,
"Dad, why am I named Dandy?"
Father responds,
"Because a dandelion fell on your head when you were born."
Second kid comes up and asks
"Dad, why am I named Rose?"
Dad responds,
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
Third kid runs up screaming,
"HRJSOAOSBRBRJFIDISOSBBPPPBFFFSSSS"
Dad gets up and shouts at the third one, causing a scene,
"SHUT UP BRICK!"
