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26 dandy jokes and hilarious dandy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dandy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Dandy Short Jokes

Short dandy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dandy humour may include short dizzy jokes also.

  1. Yankee doodle keep it up, Yankee doodle dandy... Yankee doodle went to town and got himself a handy.
  2. What's the difference between a w**... and a lion in drag? One is a dandelion and one is a dandy lion!

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Dandy One Liners

Which dandy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dandy? I can suggest the ones about jolly and dashing.

  1. What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion.
  2. What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat? A dandy lion
  3. What do you call a well dressed feline? Dandy-lion
  4. What can a happy lion and a flower have in common? They can both be dandy.
  5. If Snagglepuss is gay... ... does that make him a "Dandy Lion"?
  6. Are you sure you're the dandy highwayman? Yes, I'm adamant
  7. What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
    A dandy lion.
  8. What do you call a fop that is good at fixing things? A handy dandy.
  9. There was once a lion with no hair on his head, so we named him... Dandy Lion
  10. Why was the botanist afraid of the garden? Because there were dandy lions.
  11. What kind a lion doesn't roar? A dandy lion
  12. Roses are red, and I think you're dandy, lets go to my house, and give me a handy.
  13. What do you call a really good dad who's disabled A handycap dandy pap
  14. What do you call a p**...-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!

Dandy joke, What do you call a p**...-off Founding Father?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about dandy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of dandy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Gather Around for Heartwarming Dandy Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about dandy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean fancy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dandy prank.

Three kids are in a park with their father

The first child approaches the father and asks,
"Dad, why am I named Dandy?"
Father responds,
"Because a dandelion fell on your head when you were born."
Second kid comes up and asks
"Dad, why am I named Rose?"
Dad responds,
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."
Third kid runs up screaming,
"HRJSOAOSBRBRJFIDISOSBBPPPBFFFSSSS"

Dad gets up and shouts at the third one, causing a scene,
"SHUT UP BRICK!"

Dandy joke, What kind a lion doesn't roar?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these dandy jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.