The Best 59 Dandruff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dandruff jokes. There are some dandruff scoliosis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dandruff ginger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dandruff Jokes and Puns

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.

How'd they know Dale Earnhardt had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders in the glovebox.

So, a blonde and a brunette are at the mall...

and they see this really good looking guy. Being very outgoing girls they strike up a conversation. After they part ways, the blonde noticed that he had really bad dandruff.
"Yeah, we should give him Head & Shoulders." To which the blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"

Dandruff joke, So, a blonde and a brunette are at the mall...

Princess Diana had dandruff.

Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.


My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff...

He's been really flaky lately.

Can beards get dandruff?

Or does my girlfriend have pubic lice?

Dandruff joke, Can beards get dandruff?

How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

Head and Shoulders

There are two women in an elevator. One blonde, one brunette. A man walks in. This man has a severe case of dandruff. The brunette says to the blonde "This guy has a ton of dandruff, we should give him some head and shoulders".The blonde replies back saying " How do we give shoulders".

Did you know Kurt Cobain had really bad dandruff?

They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.

A blonde works in a dermatologist office...

and her boyfriend has terrible dandruff, so one day she asks the Dr. what she can do about it.He says, "Its simple, just give him head and shoulders." The next day she comes in and says to the Dr. " I've got one more question, how do you give someone shoulders?"

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Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

Did you hear about the man with dandruff who got eaten by a shark?

They found his head and shoulders on the beach

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

A Blonde Visits a Doctor

One day, a blonde goes to a doctor. She told the doctor, "Doctor, my son has dandruff, what do I do?" The doctor replied, "Give him Head and Shoulders." So the next day, the blonde comes back and asks, "Doctor, how do I give him shoulders?"

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...

And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.

The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."

The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"

No offense anyone...hehe

Dandruff joke, A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...

Two blondes are on an elevator

A man gets on and stands in front of them. They both notice that he has terrible dandruff, with flakes all over his jacket.

One blonde whispers to the other, "Someone should give that guy some Head and Shoulders."

The second blonde whispers back, "How do you give shoulders?"

Blonde woman goes to the doctor...

She tells the doctor that her husband has terrible dandruff and they've tried everything and it just keeps getting worse. Doctor tells the blonde to go home, give him head and shoulders, and come back in two weeks. Two weeks pass and the woman goes back to the doctor, "I'm stumped, he still has dandruff and I don't know how to give him shoulders!"

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.


How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers

By the dandruff on her shoes

Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff?

They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox.

A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem...

The redhead says "why don't you give him head and shoulders."

The blonde replies "how do you give shoulders?"

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

Jaws

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How do you know when a nun is not wearing any panties?

There's dandruff on her shoes.

Blonde: My husbands dandruff is getting out of control!

Friend: Why don't you give him head and shoulders?

Blonde: How do you give shoulders?

Heard about the man with chronic dandruff who was attacked by a shark?

They found his head and shoulders on the beach.

Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died?

Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.

TIL that Princess Diana had a bad dandruff problem.

Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

(Blonde joke I just remembered) A blonde and a brunette...

A blonde and a brunette are walking in a shopping mall and spot a man with really bad dandruff. He has a look of visible anger on his face as he passes the two girls. The brunette says "Wow, that guy could use some Head & Shoulders." The blonde says back "How do you give Shoulders?"

Did you hear Jeffrey Dahmer had dandruff?

They found some head and shoulders in his bathtub

Paul Walker must have had dandruff

They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard

A blonde, a brunette and a man with bad dandruff walk into an elevator.

The mans dandruff is real bad, like caked on his shoulders bad. Once he gets off the brunette says to the blonde "He really needs some head and shoulders". The blonde says "How do I give shoulders?".

A blonde called her mother.

Blonde : Mom, my boyfriend has dandruff. What do I do?

Mother: Just give him head & shoulders.

Blonde (after thinking for a while) : How do I give shoulders?

What do mother nature and a boy with dandruff have in common?

They can both let it snow whenever they want

Did you hear they confirmed Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove box

A blonde and a redhead get on the elevator

The elevator stops on the third floor and a young man gets in.
After he gets off the elevator the blonde looks at the redhead and says "He was kinda cute".
The redhead replies "Yes, but he has dandruff. Someone needs to give him some Head and Shoulders"!
The blonde thinks for a minute and asks "How do you give shoulders?

My mom gave me head

and shoulders for my dandruff

Elevator confusion

A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator together and it stops to let a man on. The man is wearing a business suit and has obvious dandruff flakes on both shoulders. He says hello and gets out on the next floor. The women continues to ride in awkward silence when the brunette speaks up. She says, "Someone needs to give that guy some head and shoulders."
The blonde looks confused and replies. "How do you give a guy shoulders?"

The only person responsible for dandruff prevention is you.

It falls on your shoulders.

Daughter calls her Mom: My boyfriend has dandruff what can i do?

Mom: give him head & shoulders.

2 days later the daughter calls back.

Daughter: How do i give him shoulders?

Have you heard about the man with dandruff who lost the top half of his body?

I hadn't either, until I found his Head & Shoulders

How do police know that Paul Walker didn't have dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.

I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.

It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!

Turns out it's just sham poo.

A blonde and a brunette are talking about their boyfriends' dandruff problems

The brunette says, my boyfriend used to have dandruff, but I gave him Head and Shoulders and it went away in a few days

The blonde thinks for a minute and then replies, how do you give shoulders?

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator

A man gets in the elevator and they're both checking him out. He gets off at the next floor.

Blonde: He looked good but he had some serious dandruff.

Brunette: yeah, somebody should really give him some Head & Shoulders.

Blonde: good idea, but how do you give shoulders?

What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use?

Frosted Flakes.

Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share.

What do you call a snowman's dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

How did they determine that the shark attack victim had dandruff?

...because all that washed up on the beach was his head and shoulders.

How do you make dandruff?

From scratch.

Mom, my boyfriend has dandruff

Mom: Give him head & shoulders.

Girl: Okay. But how do I give him shoulders?

A shark ate a girl that had dandruff.

How did they know?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach.

A blonde joke

A blonde is talking to another about her new boyfriend. How is everything? She asks

He's great except he has dandruff. Says the first.

That's not a problem, just give him some Head and Shoulders.

Okay says the first, but how do you give shoulders?

A blonde and a brunette are riding in an elevator...

At one point, a man steps aboard with dandruff all over his suit. He gets off a few floors later and the brunette turns to the blonde and whispers-

Now THAT'S a guy who could really use some Head & Shoulders!

The blonde looks perplexed:

How do you give somebody shoulders?

If life gives you lemons...

Apply it on your hair, it's good for preventing dandruff.

A blonde and brunette walk into an elevator

They exchange pleasantries and the door closes, the next floor a man gets in with terrible dandruff.
Both women look at each other but don't say anything.
When the man gets off and the door shuts they share a laugh.
The brunette says wow he could definitely use some head and shoulders!
The blonde gives her a look and replies How do you give shoulders?

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox

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