Dandruff Jokes
78 dandruff jokes and hilarious dandruff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dandruff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dandruff Short Jokes
Short dandruff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dandruff humour may include short balding hair jokes also.
- In a surprising announcement, Head & Shoulders have decided to discontinue their popular anti dandruff shampoo line. The decision left many scratching their heads.
- A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says "why don't you give him head and shoulders."
The blonde replies "how do you give shoulders?" - Did you know kurt cobain had really bad dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
- How'd they know Dale Earnhardt had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glovebox.
- How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
- Heard about the man with chronic dandruff who was attacked by a shark? They found his head and shoulders on the beach.
- A shark ate a girl that had dandruff. How did they know?
They found her head and shoulders on the beach. - Did you hear that Trump was accused of having dandruff? He denied it, of course, and blamed it on flake news.
- Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died? Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
- My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff... He's been really flaky lately.
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Dandruff One Liners
Which dandruff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dandruff? I can suggest the ones about hair shampoo and bad hair.
- The only person responsible for dandruff prevention is you. It falls on your shoulders.
- If life gives you lemons... Apply it on your hair, it's good for preventing dandruff.
- How do you make dandruff? From scratch.
- What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes
- What do you call a snowman's dandruff? Frosted Flakes
- What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!
- What do you call a Lion with Dandruff? A Dande-Lion!
- What do you call a pin head with dandruff? A snow cone
- Winter is my favorite season Because nobody notices my dandruff
- If you have frosted tips... then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?
- My Aunty Dandruff is always avoiding family occasions Some would say she's a bit flaky...
- What kind of cereal does Eminem eat when he has dandruff? frosted flakes
- My dandruff is so bad I'm afraid to eat anything with parmesan.
- Can beards get dandruff? Or does my girlfriend have p**... lice?
- How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers By the dandruff on her shoes
Comical Dandruff Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about dandruff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean head lice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dandruff pranks.
JOHN: "I didn't use a recipe for the casserole; I made it from scratch off the top of my head!"
BOB: "I thought I tasted dandruff."
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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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My friend is in advertising,lately he ask 10 women whats the worlds number 1 dandruff shampoo.10/10 answered
...HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY BATHROOM PERVERT!!!
My cousin gave me head?
...and shoulders shampoo but my dandruff flakes still haven't gone away?
Dandruff in the Elevator
A blonde and a brunette get into an elevator and punch in two of the highest floors. They do not know each other, so they stay to themselves.
About halfway up to their respective floors, a balding gentleman enters the elevator with them, with some of the most atrocious dandruff either of the women had even seen gracing the shoulders of his suit. He didn't seem to notice, but they were practically revolted for the trip.
His floor came up quickly and as the door shut from his exit, the brunette looked up to the blond and commented That man needs to get some Head and Shoulders.
The blonde got really confused before asking,
Wait, how do you give shoulders?
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How can you tell when a serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?
By the dandruff on her shoes.
How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.
How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.
How did the investigators discover that a serial killer had dandruff?
They found head & shoulders in his bathroom.
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Did you hear about the man with dandruff who got eaten by a shark?
They found his head and shoulders on the beach
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I'm developing a new dandruff shampoo designed specifically for p**... hair.
I'm going to call it Knees and Toes.
A Blonde Visits a Doctor
One day, a blonde goes to a doctor. She told the doctor, "Doctor, my son has dandruff, what do I do?" The doctor replied, "Give him Head and Shoulders." So the next day, the blonde comes back and asks, "Doctor, how do I give him shoulders?"
A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...
And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"
No offense anyone...hehe
How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Jaws
How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
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My cousin gave me head
& shoulders conditioner, but I still have dandruff. Any advice?
;)
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How do you know when a nun is not wearing any p**...?
There's dandruff on her shoes.
Why Katappa killed Baahubali?
Because Baahubali gifted anti-dandruff shampoo on Katappa's Birthday.
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Blonde: My husbands dandruff is getting out of control!
Friend: Why don't you give him head and shoulders?
Blonde: How do you give shoulders?
(Blonde joke I just remembered) A blonde and a brunette...
A blonde and a brunette are walking in a shopping mall and spot a man with really bad dandruff. He has a look of visible anger on his face as he passes the two girls. The brunette says "Wow, that guy could use some Head & Shoulders." The blonde says back "How do you give Shoulders?"
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Did you hear Jeffrey d**... had dandruff?
They found some head and shoulders in his bathtub
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How do you know a real Scotsman?
Dandruff on his shoes.
What do mother nature and a boy with dandruff have in common?
They can both let it snow whenever they want
They said the poacher killed by the lion had really bad dandruff...
Because he left behind his head and shoulders
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My mom gave me head
and shoulders for my dandruff
A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator when...
... a handsome young man enters on the next floor. He is absolutely stunning and both women are enamored. He smiles politely at them and selects his floor, turning around to face the door in process. That is when both ladies noticed he had a horrible case of dandruff.
The brunette whispers to the blonde, My goodness that is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my entire life.
Whispering even quieter, I think he could definitely benefit from a little Head & Shoulders. Giving a subtle hint to her nearby friend.
Upon hearing this, the blonde stares blankly for a few moments replying, Well... okay... but... I'm not exactly certain how to give Shoulders.
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Daughter calls her Mom: My boyfriend has dandruff what can i do?
Mom: give him head & shoulders.
2 days later the daughter calls back.
Daughter: How do i give him shoulders?
Have you heard about the man with dandruff who lost the top half of his body?
I hadn't either, until I found his Head & Shoulders
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I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.
It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!
Turns out it's just sham p**....
A blonde and a brunette are talking about their boyfriends' dandruff problems
The brunette says, my boyfriend used to have dandruff, but I gave him Head and Shoulders and it went away in a few days
The blonde thinks for a minute and then replies, how do you give shoulders?
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What do you call a comb's s**... with dandruff?
A brush with death :)
How do you know Kurt Cobain was using anti-dandruff shampoo?
His head and shoulders were all over the wall.
A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator
A man gets in the elevator and they're both checking him out. He gets off at the next floor.
Blonde: He looked good but he had some serious dandruff.
Brunette: yeah, somebody should really give him some Head & Shoulders.
Blonde: good idea, but how do you give shoulders?
What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use?
Frosted Flakes.
Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share.
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Mom, my boyfriend has dandruff
Mom: Give him head & shoulders.
Girl: Okay. But how do I give him shoulders?
A blonde and a brunette are riding in an elevator...
At one point, a man steps aboard with dandruff all over his suit. He gets off a few floors later and the brunette turns to the blonde and whispers-
Now THAT'S a guy who could really use some Head & Shoulders!
The blonde looks perplexed:
How do you give somebody shoulders?
A blonde and brunette walk into an elevator
They exchange pleasantries and the door closes, the next floor a man gets in with terrible dandruff.
Both women look at each other but don't say anything.
When the man gets off and the door shuts they share a laugh.
The brunette says wow he could definitely use some head and shoulders!
The blonde gives her a look and replies How do you give shoulders?
I have a skin disease called psoriasis
It really only flares up on my legs and feet and using dandruff shampoo helps clear it up or at least soften it. So I guess you could say I use head and shoulders for my knees and toes.
