Dandruff Jokes
78 dandruff jokes and hilarious dandruff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dandruff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dandruff Short Jokes
Short dandruff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dandruff humour may include short balding hair jokes also.
- In a surprising announcement, Head & Shoulders have decided to discontinue their popular anti dandruff shampoo line. The decision left many scratching their heads.
- A blonde was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriends dandruff problem... The redhead says "why don't you give him head and shoulders."
The blonde replies "how do you give shoulders?" - Did you know kurt cobain had really bad dandruff? They found his Head & Shoulders behind the sofa.
- Daughter calls her Mom: My boyfriend has dandruff what can i do? Mom: give him head & shoulders.
2 days later the daughter calls back.
Daughter: How do i give him shoulders? - Did you hear about the man with dandruff who got eaten by a shark? They found his head and shoulders on the beach
- How'd they know Dale Earnhardt had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glovebox.
- How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the front seat.
- How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
- Heard about the man with chronic dandruff who was attacked by a shark? They found his head and shoulders on the beach.
- Princess Diana had dandruff. Cops found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
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Dandruff One Liners
Which dandruff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dandruff? I can suggest the ones about hair shampoo and bad hair.
- The only person responsible for dandruff prevention is you. It falls on your shoulders.
- If life gives you lemons... Apply it on your hair, it's good for preventing dandruff.
- How do you make dandruff? From scratch.
- Paul Walker must have had dandruff They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard
- What do you call an Penguin with dandruff? Frosted Flakes
- How do you tell if a girl is wearing no knickers By the dandruff on her shoes
- What do you call a snowman's dandruff? Frosted Flakes
- My mom gave me head and shoulders for my dandruff
- What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!
- What do you call a Lion with Dandruff? A Dande-Lion!
- How do you know a real Scotsman? Dandruff on his shoes.
- Do the majority of girls on Tinder have dandruff? Because most of them are huge flakes.
- What do you call a pin head with dandruff? A snow cone
- Winter is my favorite season Because nobody notices my dandruff
- If you have frosted tips... then is your dandruff called Frosted Flakes?
Comical Dandruff Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about dandruff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean head lice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dandruff pranks.
So, a blonde and a brunette are at the mall...
and they see this really good looking guy. Being very outgoing girls they strike up a conversation. After they part ways, the blonde noticed that he had really bad dandruff.
"Yeah, we should give him Head & Shoulders." To which the blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
How can you tell when a serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?
By the dandruff on her shoes.
My grandfather was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Severe Dandruff...
He's been really flaky lately.
Can beards get dandruff?
Or does my girlfriend have p**... lice?
How did the paramedics know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
Head and Shoulders
There are two women in an elevator. One blonde, one brunette. A man walks in. This man has a severe case of dandruff. The brunette says to the blonde "This guy has a ton of dandruff, we should give him some head and shoulders".The blonde replies back saying " How do we give shoulders".
In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.
How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Her head and shoulders washed up on the shore.
It was said that Christa's pupils were hit the hardest... by the instrument panel.
As she left for work that day she said to her husband "you feed the dog, i'll feed the fish."
How do you know her eyes were blue?
One blew one way the other blew another way.
Christa used to teach Social Studies ...now she's History
What does NASA stand for? Need another seven astronauts.
How did the investigators discover that a serial killer had dandruff?
They found head & shoulders in his bathroom.
A blonde works in a dermatologist office...
and her boyfriend has terrible dandruff, so one day she asks the Dr. what she can do about it.He says, "Its simple, just give him head and shoulders." The next day she comes in and says to the Dr. " I've got one more question, how do you give someone shoulders?"
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
A Blonde Visits a Doctor
One day, a blonde goes to a doctor. She told the doctor, "Doctor, my son has dandruff, what do I do?" The doctor replied, "Give him Head and Shoulders." So the next day, the blonde comes back and asks, "Doctor, how do I give him shoulders?"
A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator...
And a short man with dandruff gets on and then comes off on the next floor.
The brunette goes, "Wow, that guy could really use some Head and Shoulders."
The blonde says, "How do you give shoulders?"
No offense anyone...hehe
Two blondes are on an elevator
A man gets on and stands in front of them. They both notice that he has terrible dandruff, with flakes all over his jacket.
One blonde whispers to the other, "Someone should give that guy some Head and Shoulders."
The second blonde whispers back, "How do you give shoulders?"
Blonde woman goes to the doctor...
She tells the doctor that her husband has terrible dandruff and they've tried everything and it just keeps getting worse. Doctor tells the blonde to go home, give him head and shoulders, and come back in two weeks. Two weeks pass and the woman goes back to the doctor, "I'm stumped, he still has dandruff and I don't know how to give him shoulders!"
Jaws
How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?
A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.
How do you know when a nun is not wearing any p**...?
There's dandruff on her shoes.
Blonde: My husbands dandruff is getting out of control!
Friend: Why don't you give him head and shoulders?
Blonde: How do you give shoulders?
Did you hear Paul walker had terrible dandruff before he died?
Nobody knew, until they found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
TIL that Princess Diana had a bad dandruff problem.
Apparently they found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
(Blonde joke I just remembered) A blonde and a brunette...
A blonde and a brunette are walking in a shopping mall and spot a man with really bad dandruff. He has a look of visible anger on his face as he passes the two girls. The brunette says "Wow, that guy could use some Head & Shoulders." The blonde says back "How do you give Shoulders?"
Did you hear Jeffrey d**... had dandruff?
They found some head and shoulders in his bathtub
A blonde, a brunette and a man with bad dandruff walk into an elevator.
The mans dandruff is real bad, like caked on his shoulders bad. Once he gets off the brunette says to the blonde "He really needs some head and shoulders". The blonde says "How do I give shoulders?".
A blonde called her mother.
Blonde : Mom, my boyfriend has dandruff. What do I do?
Mother: Just give him head & shoulders.
Blonde (after thinking for a while) : How do I give shoulders?
What do mother nature and a boy with dandruff have in common?
They can both let it snow whenever they want
Did you hear they confirmed Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box
A blonde and a redhead get on the elevator
The elevator stops on the third floor and a young man gets in.
After he gets off the elevator the blonde looks at the redhead and says "He was kinda cute".
The redhead replies "Yes, but he has dandruff. Someone needs to give him some Head and Shoulders"!
The blonde thinks for a minute and asks "How do you give shoulders?
Elevator confusion
A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator together and it stops to let a man on. The man is wearing a business suit and has obvious dandruff flakes on both shoulders. He says hello and gets out on the next floor. The women continues to ride in awkward silence when the brunette speaks up. She says, "Someone needs to give that guy some head and shoulders."
The blonde looks confused and replies. "How do you give a guy shoulders?"
Have you heard about the man with dandruff who lost the top half of his body?
I hadn't either, until I found his Head & Shoulders
How do police know that Paul Walker didn't have dandruff?
They found his head and shoulders on the dashboard.
I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.
It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!
Turns out it's just sham p**....
A blonde and a brunette are talking about their boyfriends' dandruff problems
The brunette says, my boyfriend used to have dandruff, but I gave him Head and Shoulders and it went away in a few days
The blonde thinks for a minute and then replies, how do you give shoulders?
A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator
A man gets in the elevator and they're both checking him out. He gets off at the next floor.
Blonde: He looked good but he had some serious dandruff.
Brunette: yeah, somebody should really give him some Head & Shoulders.
Blonde: good idea, but how do you give shoulders?
What Dandruff Shampoo Does Guy Fieri Use?
Frosted Flakes.
Thought of this on the ride home and I am still laughing. Sorry for the bad joke, I needed to share.
How did they determine that the shark attack victim had dandruff?
...because all that washed up on the beach was his head and shoulders.
Mom, my boyfriend has dandruff
Mom: Give him head & shoulders.
Girl: Okay. But how do I give him shoulders?
A shark ate a girl that had dandruff.
How did they know?
They found her head and shoulders on the beach.
A blonde joke
A blonde is talking to another about her new boyfriend. How is everything? She asks
He's great except he has dandruff. Says the first.
That's not a problem, just give him some Head and Shoulders.
Okay says the first, but how do you give shoulders?
A blonde and a brunette are riding in an elevator...
At one point, a man steps aboard with dandruff all over his suit. He gets off a few floors later and the brunette turns to the blonde and whispers-
Now THAT'S a guy who could really use some Head & Shoulders!
The blonde looks perplexed:
How do you give somebody shoulders?
A blonde and brunette walk into an elevator
They exchange pleasantries and the door closes, the next floor a man gets in with terrible dandruff.
Both women look at each other but don't say anything.
When the man gets off and the door shuts they share a laugh.
The brunette says wow he could definitely use some head and shoulders!
The blonde gives her a look and replies How do you give shoulders?
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glovebox
I have a skin disease called psoriasis
It really only flares up on my legs and feet and using dandruff shampoo helps clear it up or at least soften it. So I guess you could say I use head and shoulders for my knees and toes.
Head & Shoulders
A Blonde and a Brunette on an elevator going to the first floor. A good looking guy wearing all black gets in the elevator and gets off in the 2nd floor, before the guy exits the elevator, the Brunette notices that he has dandruff on his shoulders. When the door closes the brunette tells the blonde. Cute guy but someone needs to give him some Head & Shoulders. The blonde asked, How do you give shoulders?
Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff?
I didn't know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Did you hear that Trump was accused of having dandruff?
He denied it, of course, and blamed it on flake news.
