The Best 5 Dandelions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dandelions jokes. There are some dandelions colour jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dandelions thinner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dandelions Jokes and Puns

Dandelions are like the homeless people of the flower world.

Give them a little crack and a bit of water and they can thrive anywhere.

A man can't decide what to get his girlfriend, a florist, for her birthday.

He goes all around town in search for a gift when he discovers a lovely garden of flowers. Because his wife loves flowers, he decides to pick out a lovely bouquet of daisies, roses and dandelions. The garden is empty and lifeless when he leaves that day.

When the day of his girlfriend's birthday arrives he gives her the handpicked bouquet of the flowers. The girl blushes and says Oh, thank you honey! These flowers are so pretty! They almost make me forget that someone destroyed my garden!

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black; the others will move away.

My dad always said girls are like dandelions

They're fun to blow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dandelions mediochre jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dandelions dandelion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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