The Best 29 Dandelion Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dandelion jokes. There are some dandelion darla jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dandelion clover puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dandelion Jokes and Puns

A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form Emglish sentences.

Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?

One student raises their hand,

The cheetah is faster dandelion.

Teacher - 'Use dandelion in a sentence'

Jamaican student - 'De cheetah is faster dandelion'

Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

Jamaican student: "the cheetah is faster dandelion"

*Everyone dies*

Dandelion joke, Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

A Jamaican is asked, use Dandelion in a sentence ...

He then says ...
"The cheetah is faster dandelion"

A teacher asks her students to use the word dandelion on a sentence

A boy raises his hand and says, the cheetah is faster dandelion.


What do you call a gay wildcat?

A dandelion

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'dandelion' in it.

Jamaican: Da Cheetah ran faster dandelion

Dandelion joke, Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'dandelion' in it.

Dandelions are like the homeless people of the flower world.

Give them a little crack and a bit of water and they can thrive anywhere.

Three kids are in a park with their father

The first child approaches the father and asks,
"Dad, why am I named Dandy?"

Father responds,
"Because a dandelion fell on your head when you were born."

Second kid comes up and asks
"Dad, why am I named Rose?"

Dad responds,
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born."

Third kid runs up screaming,
"HRJSOAOSBRBRJFIDISOSBBPPPBFFFSSSS"

Dad gets up and shouts at the third one, causing a scene,
"SHUT UP BRICK!"

A English teacher says to a African student..

"okay you're doing really good with your English, I would like you to use the word dandelion in a sentence" the student replies "ohh that is easy, The giraffe, is bigger, dan de lion"

I asked an African man to use the word dandelion in a sentence

His response was "da cheeta runs fasta dan de lion"

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A teacher asked a Jamaican kid in class to use the word dandelion in a sentence

The kid said The cheetah is faster dandelion

If I were a flower, I'd be a dandelion

Because I was created for you to blow me

Did you know that..

The Cheetah is faster Dandelion

Did you hear about the dandelion that's saying it's a rose?

Turns out, it's a transplant

Teacher: Make a sentence with the word, dandelion.

Jamaican Student: de Cheetah is faster dandelion

Dandelion joke, Teacher: Make a sentence with the word, dandelion.

Food for thought

Whenever you blow a dandelion, you actually give it a bj since you help it to get rid of its seeds

What's the difference between a weed and a lion in drag?

One is a dandelion and one is a dandy lion!

So the teacher asks

So the teacher asks an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.
The student says: the cheetah can run faster dandelion.

Ba-dum-tss.


Dandelion

Teacher:"Can you make a sentence with dandelion."

Little johnny:"The cheetah is faster dandelion."

American teaching class of young foreign exchange students

"Okay class, can any of you use the word Dandelion in a sentence?"

A young boy from Ghana raises his hand and says

"The cheetah is fasta dan-de-lion!"

What's the best flower to buy a gay cat?

A dandelion!

I got attacked by a giant dandelion earlier...

So I blew its head off.

What do you get when you cross a dandelion with soil infused with tetrahydrocannabinol?

Weed.

What do you call a Lion with Dandruff?

A Dande-Lion!

A fish and a dandelion walk into a bar...

What is the favourite flower of a chemist?

A dandel-ion

A teacher asked an African student to use the word dandelion in a sentence.

The student says:

The cheetah is faster dandelion.

You know, I've always seen a dandelion

But I've never seen one tell the truth

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dandelion teacher jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dandelion collie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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