Dancing Christmas Jokes
5 dancing christmas jokes and hilarious dancing christmas puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dancing christmas that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Dancing Christmas Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good dancing christmas joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My 5 year old daughter wants a t**... for Christmas
She has no idea what it is, but she knows what you can do with it.
Swim, ride, hike, dance, play tennis, ...
Last Christmas, George Michael's heart gave up...
Now he's never gonna dance again.
Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?
He had his raisins...
A child psychologist had twin boys
one was an optimist; the other, a pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Day he loaded the pessimist's room with toys and games. In the optimist's room, he dumped a pile of horse droppings.
That night, the father found the pessimist surrounded by his gifts, crying.
What's wrong? the father asked.
I have a ton of game manuals to read … I need batteries … and my toys will all eventually get broken! sobbed the pessimist.
Passing the optimist's room, the father found him dancing for joy around the pile of droppings. Why are you so happy? he asked.
The optimist shouted, There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!
George Michael died yesterday...
certainly his last Christmas, he's sure to never dance again
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