Dancing Chicken Jokes
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Dancing Chicken Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I had a dream last night about dancing chickens...
It was like poultry in motion.
Somewhere in an alternate universe...
A bunch of chickens are stuck at a lame wedding doing the 'Human Dance.'
Translated Pakistani Joke: A man walks into a store and asks for a live chicken for a party
The store owner gives him a chicken, the man pays, and he leaves.
Sometime later, the man comes back with the chicken, furious.
The shopkeeper asks him, What's wrong with the chicken? Why have you brought it back to me so angry?
The man yells and says that one leg of the chicken is shorter than the other.
The shopkeeper replies, Are you eating the chicken or putting it on the dance floor?
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Would you watch a turkey dance?
No, but I'd watch a chicken s**....
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What do you call a pole-dancing chicken?
Chicken s**....
Why did the chicken dance with a fig?
It couldn't get a date.
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What do you call jerking off two d**... with your elbows?
The chicken dance.
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