Dancin Jokes
8 dancin jokes and hilarious dancin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dancin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I am going for dancing lessons.
We did the waltz yesterday and it was really hard.
I just feel like I'm always taking 2 steps forward and 1 back.
A guy moves into a new neighborhood...
And a r**... knocks on the door. The guy opens and the r**... says "howdy neighbor! welcome to the neighborhood! Tonight I'm gona throw a party in your honor - there's gona be a whole lot of dancin, a whole lot of drinkin and a whole lot of screwin!"
The guy replies "sounds great! What should I bring?" The r**... replies "wellp - you can bring whatever you want, it's just gona be you and me"
What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems?
An ABBA-cus.
I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub.
"What are we going to do after this?" I asked her.
She said, "How does s**... sound?"
I said, "Soggy."
I was dancing with a woman in a bar and things were getting heated.
"Want to go back to my place?" I asked.
"Of course," she grinned.
"Nice," I replied, handing her my keys. "Just let the dog out for a s**..., please."
Dancing was popular in 1776
The Independance
Dancing wizard and a blistered foot.
What spell does a dancing wizard cast on a blistered foot?
Heal Toe!!
If someone is dancing worse than bad...
Is he dancing *better*?
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