Dancin Jokes

Following is our collection of mondays puns and boogaloo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dancin jokes for adults, dirty walkin jokes and clean dancefloor dad gags for kids.

The Best Dancin Puns

I am going for dancing lessons.

We did the waltz yesterday and it was really hard.

I just feel like I'm always taking 2 steps forward and 1 back.

A guy moves into a new neighborhood...

And a redneck knocks on the door. The guy opens and the redneck says "howdy neighbor! welcome to the neighborhood! Tonight I'm gona throw a party in your honor - there's gona be a whole lot of dancin, a whole lot of drinkin and a whole lot of screwin!"
The guy replies "sounds great! What should I bring?" The redneck replies "wellp - you can bring whatever you want, it's just gona be you and me"

What did the dancing queen use to solve her math problems?

An ABBA-cus.

I was dancing with a girl in a nightclub.

"What are we going to do after this?" I asked her.

She said, "How does sex sound?"

I said, "Soggy."

Dancing was popular in 1776

The Independance

Dancing wizard and a blistered foot.

What spell does a dancing wizard cast on a blistered foot?

Heal Toe!!

There is an abundance of gettin jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and dancin puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any dozentit witze you can hear about dancin.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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