The Best 33 Dancers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dancers jokes. There are some dancers consuelo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dancers bounce puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dancers Jokes and Puns

I wonder if tap dancers....

Look at a floor and think "I'd tap that"

What is the most common death among square dancers?

Over Do-se-do.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Dancers joke, What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine

Why are South Koreans better dancers than North Koreans?

They've got Seoul.

Elephants

How many legs does an elephant have?
Four. Two in the front and two in the back.

Why don't elephants make good dancers?
They have two left feet.

What's flat and feathery and half an inch tall?
A duck who tried to teach an elephant how to dance.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks, of course.


How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five… six… seven… eight!

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Dancers joke, Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

I have a new job.

I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club.
$300/week.
That's not much, but it's all I can afford.

Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences?

Because they cancan.

Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers.

Most strippers have little or no coverage.

Why aren't PokΓ©mon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers?

Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs

I went to see the ballet, and..

..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.

I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"ο»Ώ

How many dancers does it take to peel a carrot?

five...six...seven...eight! (from 'Cooks vs. Cons')

Why aren't dogs very good dancers?

They have two left feet.

Dancers joke, Why aren't dogs very good dancers?

Why is it?

Why is it that when my wife tells me she's taking me to a topless bar, there's no dancers, all the waitresses keep their shirts on and all the food is small portions on little plates?

Why are ballet dancers always tiptoeing?

They should just find taller dancers instead!

It's ironic that people with club feet...

...are not very good dancers


Why are horses lousy dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

What kind of puzzles do both dancers and construction workers share

Jigsaw

I'm going to open a strip club where the dancers rap.

And call it titty bars

Fancy Strip Club

I found my self at a strip club one evening. Apparently it was a nice one because when I pulled out a dollar bill to tip one of the dancers she promptly told me "sorry darling but we only take big bills here." without missing a beat I said "no problem hun, all I have are big bills." i winked at her, reached inside my coat pocket and stuffed my electric bill in her G-string.

Irish line dancers have superior form

Hands down.

If dancers have two eyes then what do ballerinas have?

Two too.

Mr. Mole told Mrs. Mole he would have to work late at the bakery.

He comes home and she is furious. She says don't lie to me …
you were at the Bottoms Up bar getting lap dances from the female mole dancers! He said "why would you say that?" She exclaimed "Because your clothes smell like molasses.

Why do Irish dancers only dance with their legs?

Cause all the arms have been decommissioned.

In what way is the future generation of fortnite dancers like alcohol?

They're both depressants

It confuses me why ballerinas are always on their tippy-toes

If they just hired taller dancers they wouldn't have to be.

When I went to Poland I saw the greatest dancing group in the country

When my wife asked what I did there I told her I saw the worlds best pole dancers!

[OC] A sketchy looking guy asks a stripper if she'll join him on a spiritual quest in the Las Vegas desert.

She knows she would be dumb to accept the invitation, but she asks her manager for advice first just in case. His response is simple:

"There are no stupid quest shuns; only stupid dancers."

With bars reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

Why are dogs terrible dancers ?

Because they have two left feet.

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