Dancer Jokes
97 dancer jokes and hilarious dancer puns to laugh out loud. Read professions jokes about dancer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to laugh with these funny jokes about dancers! From bad dancers to pole dancer to morris dancers - there's something here for everybody to enjoy. Don't forget the belly dancer, exotic dancer, ballet dancer, stripper, prancer and ballerina jokes - you'll laugh out loud at some of these hilarious jokes!
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Funniest Dancer Short Jokes
Short dancer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dancer humour may include short ballerina jokes also.
- I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.
I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?" - What age were you when you realized you wanted to be a dancer? I think I was around 5, 6, 7, 8
- I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor) - Why are all dogs bad dancers? because they have two left feet.
sorry - If I win the lottery, I'm going to give all the money to charity. After all, she's my favourite dancer down at the Jiggly Hut.
- They say I have the legs of a dancer.. but until they find the rest of the body the cops have got nothing on me man!
- If dancers have two eyes then what do ballerinas have? Two too.
- Why are dogs such terrible dancers? They have two left feet.
- When I went to Poland I saw the greatest dancing group in the country When my wife asked what I did there I told her I saw the worlds best pole dancers!
- Why are horses lousy dancers? Because they have two left feet.
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Dancer One Liners
Which dancer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dancer? I can suggest the ones about dance moves and stripper.
- I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think "I'd tap that"
- Why do dancers wear loose trousers? For the ballroom
- How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb? Five… six… seven… eight!
- Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
- A limbo dancer walks into a bar... And was immediately disqualified.
- Why are South Koreans better dancers than North Koreans? They've got Seoul.
- Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes? Could they not hire taller dancers?
- Punctuation is very important... There's a Maypole dancer.
Theresa May, pole dancer. - I'm always one step ahead Which makes me a really bad dancer
- What is the most common death among square dancers? Over Do-se-do.
- A limbo dancer walks into a bar He is ashamed.
- How did the stripper know she was the most popular dancer at the club? She took a poll.
- Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they're Santa's star bucks!
- A limbo dancer walks into a bar. Gets disqualified.
- Why are dogs terrible dancers ? Because they have two left feet.
Exotic Dancer Jokes
Here is a list of funny exotic dancer jokes and even better exotic dancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do exotic dancers make money? They go twerk.
- Contortionist dancer Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act seems to go on forever be known as a Mobius Stripper?
- With bars reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon... ...but only one s**... at a time.
- As a male exotic dancer, I say I'm bisexual... Buy me something and I'll get s**... :b
Bad Dancer Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad dancer jokes and even better bad dancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about that girl from Boston who got in trouble for being a bad dancer? She told her parents that she was an erratic dancer.
- Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences? Time served
- A limbo dancer walks into a bar. She's bad at her job.
- What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
- A bad limbo dancer walks into a bar
- How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
Ballet Dancer Jokes
Here is a list of funny ballet dancer jokes and even better ballet dancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor.
- What do you call a fat ballet dancer who has the high ground? Obeseswan.
- Why are ballet dancers always tiptoeing? They should just find taller dancers instead!
- After DiCaprio got brain damage, he decided to quit acting and become a ballet dancer. What a leotard.
Pole Dancer Jokes
Here is a list of funny pole dancer jokes and even better pole dancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy turns out she's just a Pole dancer
- What do you call a stripper from Warsaw? A Pole dancer
- How can you tell an old pole dancer? When she slides down the pole, it's like nails on a blackboard.
- A woman walks into a bar... "Man this pole dancer s**...!"
Howlingly Hilarious Dancer Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about dancer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean juggler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dancer pranks.
I'm not a great lap dancer,
I've got two left cheeks.
Happy mole day everyone!
What do you call a stripping chemist?
A mole dancer!
How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
Toy for a birthday.
A man went to a toy store in order to buy his daughter a toy for her birthday.
He asked an employee for a popular girl toy. The employee offered a Barbie.
The man asked for prices and so the employee started listing them out:
"we have a normal Barbie for 30$,
dancer Barbie for 50$,
nurse Barbie for 50$,
and divorced Barbie for 500$"
"500$?!?!? Why is it so expensive?"
"Well, divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's villa and Ken's wealth"
What do you call a Satanist dancer?
A ba'al-erina.
Did you hear about the tap dancer?
He fell in the sink
What movies teach us.
According to Hollywood movies - 1 out of every 5 Americans work for the CIA .
According to Chinese movie- 1 out of every 5 Chinese is a Kungfu master.
According to Japanese movies- Every 1 out of 5 Japanese is a Ninja.
According to Indian movies - Every hero in a movie is a dancer and a singer.
Morris dancer about town
There's a man wandering the streets creeping up on people and attaching jingle bells to them, police are on the case as they say there's no reason for the public to be alarmed
Dasher, dancer, prancer, and v**....
The four stages of Bruce Jenner.
What's Al Gore's dancer name?
Algorithm.
Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives
His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.
What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
Hula the dogs out?
Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer? "Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur"
I guess it is #rightprivilege
What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?
One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.
Santa claus may only come once a year...
But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and v**...! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
How many dancers does it take to peel a carrot?
five...six...seven...eight! (from 'Cooks vs. Cons')
So I was at the s**... club the other day, and the dancer comes over, takes my glasses, and goes back to dancing on stage.
No big deal. She then comes back, puts my glasses on me, and requests that I tip her. I refused, she asked why, and I told her "You stole my glasses, I couldn't see anything".
Girl vs Boy jokes
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
What do you call a dancer made out of food?
A Calorina.
I'm sorry for any torment your mind may be experiencing.
A Good Dancer
A girl and a boy are talking.
The girl says, "You would be a good dancer except for two things."
The boy asks, "What are those two things?"
The girl answers, "Your feet."
I thought I could never be a good dancer until I discovered Dance Dance Revolution. Though I've only really mastered one move,
it's a step in the right direction.
What Did the police say to the Irish Dancer? [OC]
The j**... Is Up!
Alcohol and life
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
How did the dancer become the most popular person in the club?
Net-twerking
Went to visit my dancer friend in the house he just bought.
He waltzed in like he owned the place.
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
My friend is a recovering alcoholic dancer from Texas
His nickname was 2 step-12 step.
A bunch of Nickelodeon characters go dancing, what do they nickname the best dancer?
Spongebob SquareDance
Why did the belly dancer quit her job?
Because she hated waisting time.
Who's the scariest dancer ever?
The Boogie Man
Cop: Suspect is dancing n**... downtown.
Dispatcher: Copy that.
Cop: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer.
An IRS agent walks into a s**... club.
An IRS agent walks into a s**... club.
After settling down near the stage with his drink, he pulls out a bunch of parsley and tries to stuff a few sprigs into the dancer's garter.
The dancer yells at him, "What the h**... are you doing?!?"
The agent responds, "I'm here to garnish your wages."
As an Irish-American, I don't appreciate being called a "river dancer" by my own family doctor
Doctor: I said you have liver cancer
I love dances at weddings ...
Especially since I'm not a great dancer. Most of the songs tell you what to do. Like when they play "Do The Twist," you twist. They play "Jump Around", you jump around ... There was, however, that unfortunate night I got kicked out when the DJ played "Come On Eileen."
My wife suggested I get an e**... enhancer .
So I did.
Her name is Tamy, shes a 21 yr old dancer
First day as a cop
Me: Suspect is dancing n**... in the street.
Dispatch: Copy that.
Me: Okay, I'll try, but I'm not much of a dancer.
My son, 9 years old told me these jokes on different days and I wrote them all down as he told them.
What did the the dancer say when he found proof:
he found evi-dance
What did the lazy person buy at the store?
A Nap-kin
What is a goldfishes favorite story?
Goldilocks
What did the musician say when he was safe?
I'm safe and SOUND.
What do butts like to push best?
b**...
What dinosaur make the best music?
Rap-tors
What does pizza hate to get?
Pizzeria
Inspector: What do you see ?
Sub-inspector: Idk why but, the suspect is dancing n**... in the middle of the street
Inspector: copy that
Sub-inspector: I'm not much of a dancer, but I'll try my best.
First day as a cop:
Newbie cop: Suspect is dancing n**... on the plaza, I repeat, suspect is dancing n**...
Dispatch: Roger, copy that
Newbie cop: ...I can try but I'm not much of a dancer?..
Did you know Christopher Walken is a trained dancer?
And Ted Danson is a trained walker…
Wife: "I don't get the J.Lo thing. Mediocre singer, mediocre dancer, and c**... at acting."
Me: "So... She's wack of all trades!"
Got a begrudging high five for that one
A baton-twirling dancer walks into bar...
The bartender is delighted to see her.
"It's so good to see a fresh face It's so drab seeing the same lawyers and rabi's here! Like, can you get any more tired of the same setup?"
"I know!" replies the dancer, "I'm so sick of those overused..."
Just then, a horse walks into a bar. The bartender rolls his eyes and the dancer sighs and begins walking over to the horse, baton in hand.
"What are you doing?" asks the bartender.
The baton-twirling dancer turns, "I'm not entirely sure yet, but it looks like we're about to beat a dead horse."
How does a flamenco dancer catch fish?
Castanet.
