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53 dance floor jokes and hilarious dance floor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dance floor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Dance Floor Jokes

Short dance floor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dance floor humour may include short ballroom jokes also.

  1. I got so drunk last night I got so drunk last night I walked across the dance floor to get another drink and won the dance contest.
  2. Why did the snowman enroll in a dance class on the winter solstice? It wanted to "break the ice" on the dance floor.
  3. Why did the snowflake refuse to dance at the winter solstice ball? It didn't want to "flake" out on the floor.
  4. I had a fish that could break dance on the floor... But only for like 30 seconds...and only once.
  5. I walked into a disco, and there were Orcs, Trolls, and Nazgûl doing their best moves. It was Mordor on the dance floor.
  6. I was so drunk in the club last night that when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, I won the dance competition
  7. Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?
  8. An old robot tries to impress his friends by showing off his moves on the dance floor. Unfortunately, his dancing impresses no one. Turns out he's a bit rusty.
  9. Yo momma Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
  10. Having a very active night means something different if you play a lot of chess It means you hit the dance floor with more moves than Bobby Fisher

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Dance Floor One Liners

Which dance floor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dance floor? I can suggest the ones about laugh floor and dance.

  1. What do you call a white person having a seizure on the dance floor? An improvement.
  2. Why did Jesus leave the dance floor? Because it was Hammertime'
  3. What do wolves say to each other on the dance floor? Howl-ow can you go?
  4. Why was there Panic! At the Disco? Because there was Blood on the Dance Floor.
  5. Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
  6. What do you call a s**... palm reader on the dance floor? A high medium getting low.
  7. Yo mamma so s**..., when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
  8. I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. m**... on the Dance Floor.

Dance Floor Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about dance floor you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dance moves jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make dance floor prank.

Two g**... were at a dance.
As they were jigging about the floor with each other.
Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?"
"No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."

Good Friday / Easter Joke

So it's after the resurrection and boy is Jesus in the mood for some partying. He gets the disciples together and heads for the club!
They hit the dance floor, but something is wrong - Jesus just can't seem to get in groove with the music. He tries and tries, but finally yells out. . .
Help! I've risen and I can't get down!

A man with a wooden eye is at a dance..

During a slow dance, he can't find a partner to dance with him. He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move.
He approaches her and is frank with her, asking "Would you dance with me?"
Filled with excitement, she yells "Would I?!"
Without missing a beat, the man retorts: "BIG NOSE BIG NOSE BIG NOSE!!!"

A husband takes his wife to her high school reunion

A husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.
After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

Last Night at the Club...

I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.
"Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.
"Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.
"Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

My friends told me I needed to loosen up....

so we went to a club and had a few drinks, after the 5th one I was ready dance.
So I went to the dance floor and then "The Twist" began to play, and I did The Twist.
Then "The Hustle" began to play, and I did The Hustle
Then "Come on Eileen" played and I got banned from the club.

Husband and wife go to a club

They notice a guy on the dance floor giving everyone a show. He's breakdancing, moon walking and even throwing in a few backflips. The wife turns to the husband and says, "see that guy on the dance floor? He proposed to be 25 years ago and I turned him down!"
Husband says "Yeah looks like he's still celebrating!"

A boy asks a girl to the prom and she says yes.

He goes to organise a limo at the rental limo place and due to everyone else wanting a limo for the prom he has to wait in line for ages to get one.
He then goes to the flower store to buy her some flowers but again everyone is there buying flowers and he's stuck in line for seems like hours.
After flowers he goes to get his tuxedo at the store and the line is huge again with everyone else getting their tux's too.
He finally makes it to the prom with his date, they arrive and he asks if she wants to go onto the dance floor. She says "I'm a little thirsty, can I get some punch first?" He says "ok" and goes up to get some punch and there is no punchline.

Husband takes his wife to a disco.

Husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor dancing like a king –moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs: "You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I said no."

Husband says: "Yep, it looks like he's still celebrating!!"

I lost my watch at a party...

I lost my watch at a party once. While I was looking for it, I saw a man step on it on the dance floor while harassing a woman at the same time. I immediately went over and punched the man in the face and broke his nose.

"Thank you so much!" the woman said.
"No problem," I said putting my jewelry back on.
"Nobody does that to a woman, not on my watch."

The reunion

Husband goes with his wife to her high school reunion. After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and obviously bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance....There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

The best bet ever made

One day, a man went to his boss and said, "I bet you $2,000 that I can pee in that cup over there 30m away". The boss replied, "Deal!". The man proceeded to pee all over the floor. The boss is dancing with joy, as the secretary walks in and says "F*c**...". "What?" asks the boss. "HE BET ME $400,000 THAT HE WOULD PEE ALL OVER YOUR FLOOR AND YOU'D BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!"

A married couple are celebrating 20 years of marriage...

A married couple are celebrating 20 years of marriage and are out at a dance club. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

A guy takes his wife out for the night and they end up at a disco where there's a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, every dance move going...

The wife turns to her husband and says, See that guy on the dance floor? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

The husband replies, It looks like he's still celebrating.

A blind man walks into the bar

And the chair,the bar stool ,and the h**... that was on the dance floor.

I man and his wife walk into a disco...

And in the middle of the dance floor there is a very handsome man with a great body and expensive jewelry. Who is busting some serious moves, back flips, moon walking, running man etc.
The wife turns to her husband and says "see that man he asked me to marry him ten years ago but I said no"
The husband replies "and it looks like he is still celebrating"

I was at the club, dancing the other night

While on the dance floor, the DJ started playing the Twist, so I did the twist!
After that was done, he played the Bump, so I did the bump.
And after that one, the Macarena, same story.
Then 'Come on Eileen' came on... That's when I got kicked out

Women say you can tell how a man is in bed by how he moves on a dance floor.

But what does it matter how he is on a dance floor? If a man is really getting into it, really expressing him self, what does it matter? He's gay.

An Irish bride is interviewed by police after a fight broke out at her wedding reception.

* Well officer, it's customary for the bride to dance with the best man before the bride and groom leave for their honeymoon. I was dancing with the best man p**... when all of a sudden me husband Seamus came running on the dance floor and kicked me as hard as he could s**... bang between my legs. *
 
The officer winces a little and says * Ouch! that must have really hurt!?! *
 
* Well yes now it did, but I got off lightly really, poor p**... got three broken fingers. *

My family loves to have dance parties.

My dad will play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect.
Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing!
It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

One night at the discotheque

The DJ was playing shout, so shouted at the top of my lungs in joy.
Then he played jump and jumped up and down on the dance floor.
Finally he played come on Eileen, I was thrown out the doors for that. That's the last time I go in there.

"A married couple are out one Night"

A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

Translated Pakistani Joke: A man walks into a store and asks for a live chicken for a party

The store owner gives him a chicken, the man pays, and he leaves.
Sometime later, the man comes back with the chicken, furious.
The shopkeeper asks him, What's wrong with the chicken? Why have you brought it back to me so angry?
The man yells and says that one leg of the chicken is shorter than the other.
The shopkeeper replies, Are you eating the chicken or putting it on the dance floor?

My uncle's favorite joke.

A man with a wooden eye was always nervous asking girls to dance. He was always scared they would find his wooden eye too scary and say no. But he saw a pretty girl with a harelip across the dance floor and mustered up the courage to ask her to dance. Once he asked, she was ecstatic and couldn't believe someone asked her. She said, "Would I?! Would I?!". The man gets angry and says, "Harelip! Harelip!"

A husband took his wife to a disco on the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor busting tile. He was breakdancing, moonwalking, doing back flips - the works. The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Her husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

Husband goes with his wife to her high school reunion

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored.
The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.
Wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!"

Homecomeback

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

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