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Damsel In Distress Jokes

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Damsel In Distress Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good damsel in distress joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Fella rescued a damsel in distress.

Fella was heading home when he saw a lady beside the road with a flat tire. Being kind hearted, Fella stopped to change the tire for her. Lady was so thankful she invited Fella back to her place for a thank you drink. One thing lead to another and soon they were in the sack together. He realized the time and jumped up with a start. Running around getting his clothes on, he said, "What am I going to tell my wife?" "Wait, do you have any baby powder" he asked. "Certainly" she replied. He dusted his hands with the powder and headed home.
Walking in the door, he was greeted by his wife demanding to know where he had been. So he told her the truth, how he had stopped to change a woman's tire then wound up spending the afternoon in bed with her.
His wife looked at him for a moment, then grabbed his hands looking at them. She screamed at him, "You s**..., you spent the day playing pool again, didn't you?"

What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?

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Role Playing

So a guy says to his Polish friend, "I really envy you. You've been married for over ten years, and you still get along great with your wife. How do you do it?"
"Role playing," says the p**....
"What do you mean, 'role playing?'" asks his friend.
"Well," says the p**..., "sometimes my wife will get dressed up and play the part of a gorgeous nurse; other times she'll be a s**... French maid, and sometimes she'll play the part of a damsel in distress with her clothes half torn off."
"That sounds great!" says the friend. "And what parts do you play?"
"Oh, for me, it's always the same," says the p**.... "I'm always the husband who is out of town."

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