Damon Jokes

Funniest Damon Short Jokes

Short damon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The damon humour may include short vampire jokes also.

1. I had a dream that I was fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting and Tom Ripley Thanks to months of therapy, I'm finally battling my Damons.
2. My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.
3. Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer. The Bourne Again Christian
4. I had a dream where I was in a fight with Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Private Ryan. I'm finally battling my Damons.
5. Some diseases are airborne, some are waterborne... But the Matt Damon disease is Jason Bourne
6. Matt Damon's movie "The Great Wall", has had it's release date postponed... Seems the Mexicans haven't paid for it yet.
7. What does Johnny Depp, Dave Pirner and Matt Damon have in common? They were all Winona Riders.
8. Did you hear about the Bourne identity movie? Matt Damon returns in ..........Still Bourne
9. Glad to see Matt Damon nominated for Best Actor. I honestly believe he is the Best Actor on the planet.
10. Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke?
    Matt: sure
    Leo:OSCAR!
    Matt: i did'nt get it
    Leo:EXACTLY

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Damon One Liners

Which damon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with damon? I can suggest the ones about memorabilia and gigantic.

1. What does Matt Damon call it when he shops for cheap clothes? Goodwill Hunting
2. How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon
3. What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars? Astronomical
4. What do you call a baby Matt Damon? A new-Bourne
5. I watched Lost In Space and loved it! It was a great documentary on Matt Damon.
6. Why can't Matt Damon find work? Because he was Bourne yesterday.
7. All of Matt Damon's stuff... ...is Damon-possessed.
8. I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?
9. What does Damon Albarn write his songs with? Feel Good Inc.
10. What audio file format does Matt Damon use? FLAC
11. Why did Matt get a Ticket? He's a speed Damon.
12. If Matt Damon had a twin brother, he would look just like Matt Damon.
13. This year, Matt Damon is... Matt Damon.
14. Matt Damon did on mars what the Irish couldn't do in Ireland He grew potatoes!
15. Why must Matt Damon always get saved He just doesn't want to Da mon

Cheerful Fun Damon Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about damon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean matt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make damon pranks.