Damne Jokes

Following is our collection of goddam puns and darn one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Damne jokes for adults, dirty damn good sermon jokes and clean prefer dad gags for kids.

The Best Damne Puns

Stallone, Van Damme and Schwarzenegger decide to collaborate on a movie about classical composers.

"I'll be Beethoven" says Stallone.

Van Damne says "OK, I'll be Mozart".

Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach"

Damned TSA

If airport security asks you if you have any weapons don't say, "No, I prefer to kill with my bare hands." They don't think it's funny, apparently.

"Well I'll be damned."

said atheist when rapture happened.

Damned if you do

Grandad: My sister drowned in a pond. Dreadfully sad...

Me: Oh my God, that's terrible!

Grandad: Not really. If she'd floated, we would have had to burn her!

There is an abundance of composers jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and damne puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any damnation witze you can hear about damne.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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