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Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.
Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."
Stallone thought of creating an action movie about composers.
Stallone: I'll play Beethoven
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart
Schwarzenegger: Shut up! I'll not say it.
Composers
Stallone: 'I'm making a movie about composers, I'll be Beethoven'
Van Damme: 'I'll be Mozart'
Schwarzenegger: 'Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!'
Stallone, Van Damme and Schwarzenegger decide to collaborate on a movie about classical composers.
"I'll be Beethoven" says Stallone.
Van Damne says "OK, I'll be Mozart".
Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach"
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