The Best 6 Damme Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Damme jokes. There are some damme dais jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these damme belgium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Damme Jokes and Puns

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

Stallone, Van Damme and Schwarzenegger decide to collaborate on a movie about classical composers.

"I'll be Beethoven" says Stallone.

Van Damne says "OK, I'll be Mozart".

Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach"

James Bond and Van Damme meet

And James Bond says "Hi, I'm Bond, James Bond".

Van Damme says "Hi, I'm Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme."

I just had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren beat me up.

It was terrible. Now I'm seeing stars.

how do you get that dammed pickle jar to open?

try the man in the fields ritual

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"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

- ISIS on Jean-Claude Van Damme

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the damme vill jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working damme damm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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