The Best 10 Damm Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Damm jokes. There are some damm stil jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these damm tldr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Damm Jokes and Puns

A man stopped breathing today at a bar...

A lady then screamed out "ANYBODY KNOW CPR"
I yelled back. "I know the whole damm alphabet!"
Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy...

Damm girl, I wish I was RNA polymerase II

so I could unzip your jeans just long enough to shoot one out and leave.

Dammmn girl, did you fall from heaven?

Because your face is wrecked.

My barber friend is so damm rude.

He keeps talking behind my back!

I can't believe it.

Yesterday i saw some kids that were no older than 12 years, standing by a cigarette dispenser. As I was watching them, one boy looked to me and decided to talk to me:,,Hey mister! Would you be so kind and buy some cigarettes for us?". I was astonished. I couldn't believe what i just heard. When did kids become so damm polite?


Do you know what's the God's last name?

Dammit

Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza

Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature

Damm the doctor needs to move faster

Well the doctor has patience

how do you get that dammed pickle jar to open?

try the man in the fields ritual

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Dammit!

I missed the Blink 182 show.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the damm dammit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working damm sorta piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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