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Damm Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

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A man stopped breathing today at a bar...

A lady then screamed out "ANYBODY KNOW CPR"
I yelled back. "I know the whole d**... alphabet!"
Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy...

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d**... girl, I wish I was RNA polymerase II

so I could unzip your jeans just long enough to shoot one out and leave.

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My barber friend is so d**... rude.

He keeps talking behind my back!

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I can't believe it.

Yesterday i saw some kids that were no older than 12 years, standing by a cigarette dispenser. As I was watching them, one boy looked to me and decided to talk to me:,,Hey mister! Would you be so kind and buy some cigarettes for us?". I was astonished. I couldn't believe what i just heard. When did kids become so d**... polite?

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d**...!

I missed the Blink 182 show.

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Do you know what's the God's last name?

d**...

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d**... the doctor needs to move faster

Well the doctor has patience

how do you get that dammed pickle jar to open?

try the man in the fields ritual
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