Dame Jokes

Funniest Dame Short Jokes

Short dame jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dame humour may include short dime jokes also.

1. Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now. And there's notre dame thing they can do about it.
2. My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
3. It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire.... ...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
4. What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal? One of them belongs in a bowl.
5. It has been a year since Notre Dame burned down and they still do not know how it started, but Quasimodo has a hunch...
6. Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours
7. My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story.
8. Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.
   Priest: Don't make this about you.
9. What do you call a Sandwich in Notre Dame Cathedral ? The Lunch pack of Notre dame
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10. I, a French person, recently bought a female hamster from the netherlands Her name is 'Amster Dame.

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Dame One Liners

Which dame one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dame? I can suggest the ones about dare and douse.

1. What does Quasimodo drive? The Hatchback of Notre Dame
2. "Have you ever heard of the Hunchback of Notre Dame?" "It rings a bell"
3. Where did Quasimodo keep his rabbits? In a hutch, back of Notre Dame.
4. I can't recall the hunchback of Notre Dame's name Does Quasimodo ring a bell?
5. Whats green and gets smoked in bowls? Notre Dame
6. What song comes after Dame Tu Cosita? Dame Three Cosita
7. Where does Quasimodo keep his food? The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
8. What do you call a British chick with junk in the trunk? A dame with rubbish in her boot.
9. Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight.
10. What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back? Hunch-black of Notre Dame
11. Comedy - Dame Edna In Montreal Dame Edna In Montreal Canada
12. Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?
13. What do you get when you cross reggaeton and m**...? Dame mas Vasolina
14. What does Notre Dame and m**... have in common? They both get smoked in a bowl

Notre Dame Jokes

Here is a list of funny notre dame jokes and even better notre dame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• MY FAVORITE FILM IS THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME. I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
  Also I've heard that Notre Dame is lit af...
• What do terrorists, and a filming of The Hunchback of Notre Dame have in common? They were both shot on location.
• What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed...
• What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning.
• I love it when the main character in a movie has a twisted back story... Probably why 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' is one of my all-time favourites!
• I don't remember all the characters' names from "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame" but Quasimodo rings a bell.
• Someone asked me the other day if I'd heard of the hunchback of Notre Dame. I told them it rings a bell.
• I have forgotten the names of all the characters in The Hunchback of Notre Dame. But Quasimodo rings a bell.
• My favorite book is The Hunchback of Notre-Dame... I just love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
• I really like Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame He has an interesting backstory and a good character arc.

Hunchback Of Notre Dame Jokes

Here is a list of funny hunchback of notre dame jokes and even better hunchback of notre dame puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A detective in Paris is conversing with the hunchback of Notre Dame about a m**... committed the previous night Detective: Well, who do you think did it?
  The Hunchback of Notre Dame: I have a hunch.

Comical & Quirky Dame Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about dame you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dame pranks.