Dame Jokes

Following is our collection of fille puns and quasimodo one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Dame jokes for adults, dirty hanna jokes and clean audition dad gags for kids.

The Best Dame Puns

Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there's notre dame thing they can do about it.

My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story

What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal?

One of them belongs in a bowl.

It has been a year since Notre Dame burned down and they still do not know how it started,

but Quasimodo has a hunch...

Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs?

You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours

A rather old one.

Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.

"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"

His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."

What do terrorists, and a filming of The Hunchback of Notre Dame have in common?

They were both shot on location.

What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide?

Turn off the xbox and go to bed...


I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

Also I've heard that Notre Dame is lit af...

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

A detective in Paris is conversing with the hunchback of Notre Dame about a murder committed the previous night

Detective: Well, who do you think did it?

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: I have a hunch.

Apparently they're going to erect a statue in memory of Dame Vera Lynn ...

Don't know where, don't know when

What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation?

Dame mas Vasolina

Whats green and gets smoked in bowls?

Notre Dame

What song comes after Dame Tu Cosita?

Dame Three Cosita

The doctor is visiting a patient

The patient asks : why do you have a suppository above your ear ?,
The doctor answers : dame it, where did my pen go ?

What was sir mix a lot's favorite novel?

as my grandma always used to say, the hunchback of notre dame was little in the middle, but he never lacked much back. Mee-maw always did love voluptuous protagonists.

What does Notre Dame and Marijuana have in common?

They both get smoked in a bowl

In German you use "Herrlich" for Good or well. Notice that the word contains "Herr" which means "Man". Now let's look at Stupid "DΓ€mlich".

"Dame" means "Woman"

What do Notre Dame and Michigan football have in common?

Neither has ever played in a conference championship game.

Where does Quasimodo keep his food?

The Lunchpack of Notre Dame

What do you call a British chick with junk in the trunk?

A dame with rubbish in her boot.

I really like Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

He has an interesting backstory and a good character arc.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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