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Who was first in Transylvania?

Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.

Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )

Have you heard about what's going on in Damascus?

Things are getting pretty Syrias.

Three Syrian guys are talking when the first one says,"Can I ask you a question?"

The second guy says,"Sure! Ask us!" The first guy sits there doing nothing when the third guy says, "Damascus!"

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