Damascus Jokes

Following is our collection of context puns and arab one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Damascus jokes for adults, dirty idiotic jokes and clean straightforward dad gags for kids.

The Best Damascus Puns

Have you heard about what's going on in Damascus?

Things are getting pretty Syrias.

Three Syrian guys are talking when the first one says,"Can I ask you a question?"

The second guy says,"Sure! Ask us!" The first guy sits there doing nothing when the third guy says, "Damascus!"

What do you call an idiotic smooch in the Middle East?

A Damascus

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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