Dam Jokes

Funniest Dam Short Jokes

Short dam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dam humour may include short beaver jokes also.

1. Did you know the Hover Dam was supposed to be twice as tall as it is now? After some re-evaluation, they thought it would be 2 dam high.
   I'll see myself out...
2. I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
3. What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam hamster Dam
4. After many years, my father finally got his book, "Important Moments in Hydroelectric Power" published And it's about dam time.
5. I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time.
6. Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for the leak.
7. How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam.
8. Have you heard the one about the man who got ticketed for blockading his local river? It's a dam fine joke, if I do say so myself.
9. Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam!
10. What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall? Dam
    P.s. sorry if you know this one

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Dam One Liners

Which dam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dam? I can suggest the ones about lake and beaver dam.

1. I just finished a documentary on beavers Best dam movie I've ever seen.
2. I bet you can't name two structures that can hold water Well, dam!
3. What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam.
4. A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells Dam.
5. What did the river say when it saw beavers approaching? Well I'll be dammed...
6. Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.
7. I used to work at a hydroelectric plant. It was the best dam job I ever had.
8. Why did the water cross the road? Because it didn't give a dam!
   -my 5 year old daughter
9. A fish runs into a wall... "Dam!"
10. A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. "Dam" he says.
11. For Christmas, what do beavers give? A dam.
12. I read about a guy that blocked an entire river with nothing but legumes Dam thats nuts
13. Otters are more laid back than beavers.. They just don't give a dam
14. What do you say when a river overflows? Dam it
15. My friend asked me 2 things that can hold water. I said to him, "Well, dam!"

Beaver Dam Jokes

Here is a list of funny beaver dam jokes and even better beaver dam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two beavers are looking over a river. One turns to the other and says, "Dam it."
• Why are beavers always happy? They dont give a dam!!!!
• The World is ending. The God's wrath is upon us. Beavers have become sentient and established a country of theur own. It is a Dam Nation.
• Why do beavers make the best neighbors? Because they mind their own dam business.
• Did You Hear That Someone Stole a Bunch of Prime Timber? Authorities eventually tracked it down to a group of beavers. Not everyone was convinced but the evidence was damming.
• I was telling a joke while camping with the kids, when some beavers came along and started felling trees. Dam ruined the punchline.
• Why do beavers always have to care? Because they always have time to build a dam.
• I was in a bad mood when my annoying sister asked me, "What do beavers do to a river?" God dam it

Fish Dam Jokes

Here is a list of funny fish dam jokes and even better fish dam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
• A fish bumped into a dam. It was a Walleye.
• What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? "Dam-it!"
• What did the fish say when he hit a wall? >!"Dam!"!<
   
   
   
  What did the dam say when the fish hit it?
  >!"You dumb bass!"!<
   
   
   
  Every kid I tell this to rolls!
• What did the fish say when the river stopped flowing Gosh dam it
• What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam!
  A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
• What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
  Sorry for the probable repost, haven't been here long.

Hoover Dam Jokes

Here is a list of funny hoover dam jokes and even better hoover dam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president? Because he actually gave a dam.
• Did you know that if you took all the men who died while constructing the Hoover Dam and stood them all on top of each other... ... you'd be arrested.
• I believe Hoover was the only president to ever give a dam
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
  Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
• Did you hear about Hoover and Nixon's hidden relationship? Dam, was THAT a watergate scandal!

Dam Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about dam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish dam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dam pranks.