The Best 59 Dam Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dam jokes. There are some dam lake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dam damn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dam Jokes and Puns

I just finished a documentary on beavers

Best dam movie I've ever seen.

I bet you can't name two structures that can hold water

Well, dam!

What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?


A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'

A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells



Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

Did you know the Hover Dam was supposed to be twice as tall as it is now?

After some re-evaluation, they thought it would be 2 dam high.

I'll see myself out...

I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?


Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake?

...because dam.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

I used to work at a hydroelectric plant.

It was the best dam job I ever had.

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What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands?

An Amsterdam Hamster Dam

A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.

"Dam" he says.

What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?


Dumb joke

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

What did the beaver find after his home was destroyed by a flood?

Not a dam thing.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

After many years, my father finally got his book, "Important Moments in Hydroelectric Power" published

And it's about dam time.

Fish is swimming up river when he bumps his head.


I read about a guy that blocked an entire river with nothing but legumes

Dam thats nuts

What do you call a Canadian tampon?

A beaver dam

Nearly 200,000 Californians evacuated due to Oroville Dam reaching a likely catastrophic failure. You may think this isn't the time to bring up politics however this is Trump's fault.

No man made structure was built to hold so many liberal tears.

What's the lesbian version of a cockblock

A beaver dam

Beavers are great dam builders and Canada's national animal.

That's why Canada is the best damn country in the world!

What did the beaver say when he chipped his tooth?

Dam it!

I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity

Best dam program I've seen in a long time.

What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?


I watched a documentary about hydroelectricity last night.

Best dam movie I've seen in a while.

What do you say when a river overflows?

Dam it

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?


What did the dam say to the fish?
Dumb bass.

Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam.

FBI is still looking for the leak.

What's the first thing a fish thinks of when it swims into a concrete wall?


Have you heard the one about the man who got ticketed for blockading his local river?

It's a dam fine joke, if I do say so myself.

What did the fish swimming upstream say when it hit its head?


What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?


P.s. sorry if you know this one

What do you call a communist beaver?

A dam commie

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?


Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president?

Because he actually gave a dam.

What did one river say to the other river as they raced down a hill and suddenly hit a dead end?


Do you know two places to put water?

Well Dam

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One turns to the other and says "Dam."

Anyone here eat a beaver before?

I hear they taste pretty dam good.

Are you a hydroelectric source of power?

...cause dam!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the beaver say when his crush rejected him?


What's the difference between a sock and a camera?

Dam. You seriously don't know?

So two fish are swiming

One of the fish hits a concrete wall the other fish turns and says dam

I saw a beaver movie last night.

And it was the best dam movie I'd ever seen.

Two beavers are looking over a river.

One turns to the other and says, "Dam it."

Californians hate walls so much...

They cried until the Oroville dam collapsed.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What's the difference between being erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.

Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!

What did the male beaver say to the female beaver when she said she wanted him to build something nice for her?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dam.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

When the reservoir looks kinda holy

god dam

A fish swims into a wall.


Why should you never mess with a beaver in the wild?

Because it's none of your dam business.

A fish bumped into a dam.

It was a Walleye.

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