Dam Jokes

Funniest Dam Short Jokes

Short dam jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dam humour may include short beaver jokes also.

1. Did you know the Hover Dam was supposed to be twice as tall as it is now? After some re-evaluation, they thought it would be 2 dam high.
   I'll see myself out...
2. I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
3. What do you call a water barrier constructed for rodents in the capital of the Netherlands? An Amsterdam hamster Dam
4. After many years, my father finally got his book, "Important Moments in Hydroelectric Power" published And it's about dam time.
5. I read about a guy that blocked an entire river with nothing but legumes Dam thats nuts
6. Otters are more laid back than beavers.. They just don't give a dam
7. What did the river say when a family of beavers decided to move in? I'll be dammed
8. I just watched a documentary about hydroelectricity Best dam program I've seen in a long time.
9. What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam.
   What did the dam say to the fish?
   Dumb bass.
10. What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall? Dam

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Dam One Liners

Which dam one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dam? I can suggest the ones about lake and beaver dam.

1. I just finished a documentary on beavers Best dam movie I've ever seen.
2. I bet you can't name two structures that can hold water Well, dam!
3. What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam.
4. A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells Dam.
5. What did the river say when it saw beavers approaching? Well I'll be dammed...
6. Hey girl, are you a large concrete structure forming an artificial lake? ...because dam.
7. I used to work at a hydroelectric plant. It was the best dam job I ever had.
8. Why did the water cross the road? Because it didn't give a dam!
   -my 5 year old daughter
9. A fish runs into a wall... "Dam!"
10. Just watched a documentary about beavers... it was the best dam program I've ever seen
11. A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. "Dam" he says.
12. What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall? Dam
13. Dumb joke What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
14. For Christmas, what do beavers give? A dam.
15. Fish is swimming up river when he bumps his head. "Dam!"

Beaver Dam Jokes

Here is a list of funny beaver dam jokes and even better beaver dam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood? None because only beavers give a dam.
• Just watched a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I've ever seen.
• Two beavers are looking over a river. One turns to the other and says, "Dam it."
• Why are beavers always happy? They dont give a dam!!!!
• The World is ending. The God's wrath is upon us. Beavers have become sentient and established a country of theur own. It is a Dam Nation.
• Why do beavers make the best neighbors? Because they mind their own dam business.
• Did You Hear That Someone Stole a Bunch of Prime Timber? Authorities eventually tracked it down to a group of beavers. Not everyone was convinced but the evidence was damming.
• I was telling a joke while camping with the kids, when some beavers came along and started felling trees. Dam ruined the punchline.
• Why do beavers always have to care? Because they always have time to build a dam.
• I was in a bad mood when my annoying sister asked me, "What do beavers do to a river?" God dam it

Fish Dam Jokes

Here is a list of funny fish dam jokes and even better fish dam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the fish say when it swam headfirst into a wall? Dam!
• What's the first thing a fish thinks of when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam
• What did the fish swimming upstream say when it hit its head? "Dam."
• Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One looked to the other an said… Dam .
• What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall? Dam
  P.s. sorry if you know this one
• What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam
• Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam."
• So two fish are swiming One of the fish hits a concrete wall the other fish turns and says dam
• What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
• A fish swims into a wall. Dam.

Dam Fish Jokes

Here is a list of funny dam fish jokes and even better dam fish puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A fish bumped into a dam. It was a Walleye.
• What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? "Dam-it!"
• What does a fish say when it sees a wall? Dam
• Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says "dam"
• What did the fish say when he hit a wall? >!"Dam!"!<
   
   
   
  What did the dam say when the fish hit it?
  >!"You dumb bass!"!<
   
   
   
  Every kid I tell this to rolls!
• What did the fish say when the river stopped flowing Gosh dam it
• What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Oh, dam.
• What does a fish say when it hits the wall? Oh dam.
• What did the fish say after he ran into the wall? Dam
• A fish swims upriver and bumps it's head: "Dam"

Hoover Dam Jokes

Here is a list of funny hoover dam jokes and even better hoover dam puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Whistleblower reveals that the government is concealing cracks in Hoover Dam. FBI is still looking for the leak.
• Want to know why Herbert Hoover was my favorite president? Because he actually gave a dam.
• [Breaking] Muslim terrorists have crashed a speedboat full of explosives into the base of the Hoover Dam... Police suspect this might be the first attack in a month long operation named Ramadam.
• Did you know that if you took all the men who died while constructing the Hoover Dam and stood them all on top of each other... ... you'd be arrested.
• If you took every man who died while building the Hoover Dam and stood them one on top of the other... ... you'd get arrested.
• I believe Hoover was the only president to ever give a dam
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
  Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
• Did you hear about Hoover and Nixon's hidden relationship? Dam, was THAT a watergate scandal!

Dam Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about dam you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fish dam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dam pranks.