Dam Fish Jokes
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Short dam fish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dam fish humour may include short fish catch jokes also.
- I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
- What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall? Dam
P.s. sorry if you know this one - What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
- What did the fish say when he hit a wall? >!"Dam!"!<
What did the dam say when the fish hit it?
>!"You dumb bass!"!<
Every kid I tell this to rolls! - What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam!
A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump. - What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
Sorry for the probable repost, haven't been here long.
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Dam Fish One Liners
Which dam fish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dam fish? I can suggest the ones about fishy and fish sticks.
- What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam.
- A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells Dam.
- A fish runs into a wall... "Dam!"
- A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. "Dam" he says.
- A fish bumped into a dam. It was a Walleye.
- What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? "Dam-it!"
- What did the fish say when the river stopped flowing Gosh dam it
- What did the b**... say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish? Cod dam
Great Dam Fish Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about dam fish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad fish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dam fish pranks.
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(Hear me out) What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam
**What did the wall say when the fish hit it?**
Dum bass
**What do you find at the bottom of the lake?**
Bass Turds
That's the spirit
A pastor goes to the local farmers market
There a boy is selling dam fish
The boy tells the pastor to buy some of his dam fish. The pastor calls him out on his language, but the boy explains that he caught the fish at the local dam. The pastor buys some me and goes home. When his family is having dinner he tells his wife to pass the dam fish. His son says that's the spirit dad now pass the fu!!ing potatoes.
I need the second part to this joke. "What did the fish say when it swam in to the wall?" -- Don't upvote this thread.
I know the first part is "Dam." But there's a second part of the joke that one of my old coworkers told me.
What did the fish behind it say?
It was some sort of pun or play on words. I can't remember it for the life of me. Anyone heard the second part?
short jokes
I have gotten some good jokes from yall... I hope yall enjoy these
Sorry no Easter jokes if you celebrate Easter or anything like that... have a good one
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
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A boy is selling fish on a corner.
To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"
The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam."
The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish.
The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way."
He explains to her why they are dam fish.
Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish.
He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"
