The Best 37 Dam Fish Jokes

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I need the second part to this joke. "What did the fish say when it swam in to the wall?" -- Don't upvote this thread.

I know the first part is "Dam." But there's a second part of the joke that one of my old coworkers told me.

What did the fish behind it say?

It was some sort of pun or play on words. I can't remember it for the life of me. Anyone heard the second part?

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

"Dam-it!"

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?

Dam.

What did the dam say to the fish?
Dumb bass.

Dam Fish joke, What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

2 Part Fish Joke

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam.
What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass


What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam!
A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Dam Fish joke, What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the fish say to the concrete wall?

Dam!

So there was this fish swimming upstream that bumped his head

"Dam"

Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete.

He looks to the other, and says "dam"

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Oh, dam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

Dam.

A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.

"Dam" he says.

What did the fish swimming upstream say when it hit its head?

"Dam."

Two fish were swimming in a river when they hit a concrete wall

They both looked at each other and said "Dam"

Dam Fish joke, Two fish were swimming in a river when they hit a concrete wall

Fish is swimming up river when he bumps his head.

"Dam!"

A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells

Dam.

That's the spirit

A pastor goes to the local farmers market
There a boy is selling dam fish
The boy tells the pastor to buy some of his dam fish. The pastor calls him out on his language, but the boy explains that he caught the fish at the local dam. The pastor buys some me and goes home. When his family is having dinner he tells his wife to pass the dam fish. His son says that's the spirit dad now pass the fu!!ing potatoes.


What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

Sorry for the probable repost, haven't been here long.

A fish runs into a cement wall and says dam.

A fish swims upriver and bumps it's head:

"Dam"

Two fish are swimming...

One of them runs into a concrete wall.

The other one goes Dam!

What does a fish say when it sees a wall?

Dam

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One turns to the other and says "Dam."

What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall?

Dam

What did the fish say after he ran into the wall?

Dam

What did the fish say when the river stopped flowing

Gosh dam it

A fish bumped into a dam.

It was a Walleye.

Hits a wall

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
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Dam

A fish swims into a concrete wall

He turns around and yells DAM

What does a fish say when it hits the wall?

Oh dam.

A fish swims into a wall.

Dam.

Dumb joke

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

So two fish are swiming

One of the fish hits a concrete wall the other fish turns and says dam

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam

What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall?

Dam

P.s. sorry if you know this one

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