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Funniest Dam Fish Short Jokes

Short dam fish jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dam fish humour may include short fish catch jokes also.

  1. I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
  2. What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam.
    What did the dam say to the fish?
    Dumb bass.
  3. What did the fish say when it ran into the brick wall? Dam
    P.s. sorry if you know this one
  4. So two fish are swiming One of the fish hits a concrete wall the other fish turns and says dam
  5. What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
  6. A fish bumped into a dam. It was a Walleye.
  7. What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? "Dam-it!"
  8. What does a fish say when it sees a wall? Dam
  9. Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says "dam"
  10. What did the fish say when he hit a wall? >!"Dam!"!<
     
     
     
    What did the dam say when the fish hit it?
    >!"You dumb bass!"!<
     
     
     
    Every kid I tell this to rolls!

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Dam Fish One Liners

Which dam fish one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dam fish? I can suggest the ones about fishy and fish sticks.

  1. What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? Dam.
  2. A fish swimming in a river hits into a wall and yells Dam.
  3. A fish runs into a wall... "Dam!"
  4. A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. "Dam" he says.
  5. What did the fish say when he hit a brick wall? Dam
  6. Dumb joke What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.
  7. Fish is swimming up river when he bumps his head. "Dam!"
  8. What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall? Dam
  9. What did the fish say when it swam headfirst into a wall? Dam!
  10. What's the first thing a fish thinks of when it swims into a concrete wall? Dam
  11. What did the fish swimming upstream say when it hit its head? "Dam."
  12. Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One looked to the other an said… Dam .
  13. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam
  14. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam."
  15. A fish swims into a wall. Dam.

Dam Fish joke, A fish swims into a wall.

Great Dam Fish Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about dam fish you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bad fish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dam fish pranks.

(Hear me out) What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam
**What did the wall say when the fish hit it?**
Dum bass
**What do you find at the bottom of the lake?**
Bass Turds

What did the fish say when the river stopped flowing

Gosh dam it

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Oh, dam.

What did the b**... say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

That's the spirit

A pastor goes to the local farmers market
There a boy is selling dam fish
The boy tells the pastor to buy some of his dam fish. The pastor calls him out on his language, but the boy explains that he caught the fish at the local dam. The pastor buys some me and goes home. When his family is having dinner he tells his wife to pass the dam fish. His son says that's the spirit dad now pass the fu!!ing potatoes.

What does a fish say when it hits the wall?

Oh dam.

What did the fish say after he ran into the wall?

Dam

A fish swims upriver and bumps it's head:

"Dam"

A fish swims into a concrete wall

He turns around and yells DAM

Dam Fish joke, A fish swims into a concrete wall

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