The Best 7 Dalmatians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dalmatians jokes. There are some dalmatians doberman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dalmatians canines puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dalmatians Jokes and Puns

I reckon there were actually 102 dalmatians.

But the other one was never spotted.

Why can't Dalmatians hide?

Because they're always spotted!

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

In developing a technique to turn white dogs into Dalmatians....

...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.


Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

Why Dalmatians have been caught trespassing?

Because they are spotted.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dalmatians retrievers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dalmatians smirnoff piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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