Dalmatians Jokes

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The Best Dalmatians Puns

I reckon there were actually 102 dalmatians.

But the other one was never spotted.

Why can't Dalmatians hide?

Because they're always spotted!

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

In developing a technique to turn white dogs into Dalmatians....

...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.


Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

Why Dalmatians have been caught trespassing?

Because they are spotted.

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