The Best 32 Dalmatian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dalmatian jokes. There are some dalmatian terrier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dalmatian mush puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Dalmatian Jokes and Puns

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday.

It was the least I could do for him.

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian

it was the least i could do for the poor fella

The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian

Least I could do for it

Dalmatian joke, The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian

Today I spotted an albino Dalmatian...

It was the least I could do.

I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday

He was not very appreciative of it though

My wife made up this joke in a dream and woke herself up laughing...

Q: How do you tell the difference between a Golder Retriever and a Dalmatian?

A: You get down on the floor and spin them around real fast. One of them is yellow and the other one is gray.

I just bought a Dalmatian puppy...

And I've found out that if you join all the dots together with a marker pen...

It doesn't wash off...

Dalmatian joke, I just bought a Dalmatian puppy...

What's White with Black Spots?

A Dalmatian.

What's black with white spots?

A plantation.

Why can't Dalmatians hide?

Because they're always spotted!

I can't remember if I had a Dalmatian or leopard when I was a kid.

Either way, my memory of my pet is kinda spotty.

Did you hear about the missing dalmatian?

It's been spotted.

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Help! Has anyone seen my dalmatian?

It was last spotted all over.

My mom said that she wants the house Spotless

So I threw the Dalmatian through the window.

My dalmatian got away from me and ran through a car wash.

Now he's spotless.

Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today

Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today.
He said I would suffer eternal dalmatian.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Dalmatian joke, What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

What do you call a Dalmatian thief with a headache?

Cruella Ad Vil

————————— sorry everyone this is dumb but it just came to me and I had to put it out there.

Guy: Darling, from now on I will call you Eve as you are my first woman..

Girl: Honey, and I will call you Dalmatian because you're my one hundred and first...

I was once friends with an albino Dalmatian

He was tired of being made fun of for being completely white, so he decided to get small round tattoos inked all over his body. He was just $20 short.

I told him, Don't worry Dog, I'll spot you.

What does a Dalmatian eat, breathe, and sleep for?

The spotlight!

Who wins in a fight between a totally white Dalmatian and a Bear???????

The Dalmatian of course. The Bear wouldn't be able to spot it.

My friend guessed that my favourite dog is a Dalmatian

His guess was spot-on.

What did the Dalmatian say after eating its favorite treat?

Mmm, that hit the spot!

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?


Why Dalmatians have been caught trespassing?

Because they are spotted.

Do you know how to spot a clickbait?

Cross it with a dalmatian.

What do you get when you mix a Great Dane with Dalmatian?

A Great Damnation


"Would you like to buy my dog?" Mick : "What kind is it?" Paddy: "It's a Dalmatian." Mick : "Is it clean?" Paddy: "Spotless."

Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?

Because he's always spotted.

Did you hear the one about the firedog getting rebuked by a Raggedy Anne?

You know what they say. Dalmatian.

If you ever feel down because you "almost made it..."

Just imagine how the 102nd dalmatian feels

A Dalmatian walks into a bar and orders a pilsner

Actually, maybe it was an Air Bud Light, I don't know, my memory is all spotty

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dalmatian breed jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dalmatian tippy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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