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Dalmatian Dog Jokes

6 dalmatian dog jokes and hilarious dalmatian dog puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dalmatian dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Dalmatian Dog Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day. It was the least I could do.

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Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today

Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today.
He said I would suffer eternal dalmatian.

I was once friends with an albino Dalmatian

He was tired of being made fun of for being completely white, so he decided to get small round tattoos inked all over his body. He was just $20 short.
I told him, Don't worry Dog, I'll spot you.

My friend guessed that my favourite dog is a Dalmatian

His guess was spot-on.

In developing a technique to turn white dogs into Dalmatians....

...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.

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"Would you like to buy my dog?" m**... : "What kind is it?" p**...: "It's a Dalmatian." m**... : "Is it clean?" p**...: "Spotless."

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